Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Celibacy Club: Regroup
The club regroups, all of the members gathered in an amalgam of chatter.
"Those skirts are crunchy toast! Vriska Serket bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her orcavaries." Eridan Ampora snickers to his bro Dave Strider.
"What's... Going on?" John asks Gamzee Makara who shrugs and takes a swig of the sweet elixir, bright orange Faygo.
"Alright, everyone!" Feferi says, "Let's pair up for the immaculate affection. Now remember, if the balloon pops the noise makes the angels cry." Eridan snorts. She fills up the last of a bundle of balloons. Everyone seemed to have their own pairs determined far before the event took place and John is stuck with Gamzee who doesn't really give a shit.
The couples awkwardly place the overinflated balls of helium in between them and begin shuffling side to side in what may be regarded by some as dancing.
Feferi gives Dave her most dashing smile as the two sway side to side. Eridan roughly thrusts into his like some kind of seahorse in heat. Vriska looks at him like it is taking every element in her body not to strangle him in the spot. Equius Zahhak sweats profusely.
Gamzee awkwardly paws randomly at John, not entirely sure what's going on and the kid with the ruffley dark hair and the glasses finally snaps.
"You know what, this is stupid!" he hollers, separating from Gamzee who just sits on the ground for no fucking reason.
"This is just... Ugh! Sex is gonna happen regardless! Pretending it won't is just stupid You just need to... to prepare and learn how to be ready not... Not this!" the spectacled kid rants, "And you know what, everyone wants sex. Girls, boys, trolls, humans, prospitians, dersites, Lil Cal, everyone! Why do you need to suppress that?!" John finishes panting from the multitude of his decibels.
Feferi gawks at him wide eyed with anger, How dare he undermine her.
Dave's steely facade remain seemingly unmoved. The kid said what everyone was thinking.
==» FF: Dad: Take the evening shift