Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
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"May I ask... Why?" you ask, hoping boundaries aren't being pushed. Whether it's because of your state of friendship or the alcohol loosening her lips, Ms. Lalonde doesn't hesitate to answer.
"Well I happen to enjoy a drink upon occasion and she doesn't... parove... approve. We tend to aggrieve on half of our encounters... I just don't get it though. I mean is really it even that big of a porlem... prokem... pro... whatever?" she muses. You look to her, noting that despite her clear state of inebriation she remains divine.
"It seems to put quite a wrench in your relationship with her, though." you say.
She asks, "What makes you say that?"
"You've been scrubbing that same spot on the board for the last five minutes." you tell her. She looks at the board and moves over, a small frown adorning her pointed features.
"Has this always been a problem?" you ask her. She shrugs, "Well, since I was young I've been a savvy sailor! When I was young my mother wasn't raou... around a lot. I thought drinking would gain her attention and... And it didn't make a biw... big difference." You look to her again, shocked that she give you this valuable information. You slowly walk toward her.
"Perhaps I could help you with your problem." you say. She looks at you and you slowly reach your hand towards the flask in hers.
Her eyes do not leave yours as you grab the silver object. You slowly lift it out of her hand and you see her eyes switching between yours and the shiny flask.
You gently place the flask on a nearby desk and lift up your hands.
Almost a minute of silence passes.
"See." you say, "Almost a whole minute of sobriety."
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A/N: Sorry for disappearing for months like we always do.