"So Tails, when you were with Sonic what did you two do?" asked Perci. The two sat on the couch in Tails house just chilling. Tails put his hand under his cheek and put his tongue out thinking.
"Well, it's been a while but from what I remember I ran into him one day while looking around this place known as the green hill zone. One of the robotnik robots tried to attack me but Sonic saved me. From that point on I tried following him around. He seemed to not mind too much until after the whole adventure." Said Tails.
"Did he ask if you had a home or something like that?"
"No, he just seemed to not really notice me. I mean he thanked me and all but after that, he distanced himself from me. I figured that it meant that I was over-welcoming my stay so I headed back to this island with his plane.
"He gave you his plane?"
Tails put his hand behind his back somewhat nervous now.
"Uh…no…"
"So you stole it?"
"I like to prefer to say borrowed and never really got around to returning it…"
Meanwhile in the sky, the two doctors were heading over to the island.
"Will you hurry up, I'm getting air sickness!" said Doctor Ian.
"Oh shush, you're the one who used my money to buy this, so it's only fair that I drive this helicopter."
"Do you even know how to fly one?"
"Sorry I can't hear you over the helicopter blades."
The duo finally reached the island, the sound of the helicopter caught Tails and Perci's attention.
"What's that?"
"Sounds like trouble." Tails said.
"I didn't know trouble sounded like a helicopter."
Doctor Ian brought out a megaphone.
"This is the police, everything you say will be held against you, now come out."
Tails and Perci slowly got out, but hid in the trees, trying to get a look at the two goons.
"I don't know who they are, but I wouldn't be surprised if they worked with Eggman." Said Tails to Perci.
"Speak up! Where are you?" Doctor Ian shouted.
"We'd love to tell you but everything we say will be held against us." Perci shouted back.
"Dang there good…"
"Alright I'm landing the helicopter." Said Doctor Aaron. He slowly lowered the helicopter into the sand.
"Nice…" said Doctor Ian. "I thought you couldn't fly a helicopter."
"You can thank plane simulator for my skills."
Tails came out of the woods to see the two doctors.
"So, you must be the two who reside here, and destroyed our robots." Said Doctor Aaron.
"And you must be the two goons who sent those robots here…"
"Well in all fairness we didn't know there was anyone here." Said Doctor Ian. "But we have a feeling the reason why you attacked our robots is because of the fact that you're trying to protect the chaos emerald that resides here."
"What chaos emerald?"
The two doctors looked at each other and laughed.
"What's so funny?"
"This knock, knock joke we were thinking of, and the fact that you don't know an emerald is here."
Tails got annoyed at this point.
"Look, I've been here for a long time, if there was a chaos emerald here, I would know about it!"
"Well apparently you don't, so if you could just please stand aside and let us grab or search for that emerald in the name of science."
The doctors started walking but Tails stood in their way.
"I'm telling you, there are no chaos emeralds here now get out of here."
"And I'm telling you…or forget it!"
Doctor Aaron pushed a button and more of the badniks came down and surrounded Perci and Tails.
"You got to be kidding me…" Tails said angrily.
"Well we were but now we're not, we also ran out of jokes so there's that." Said Doctor Ian.
One of the robots tried to attack Perci, but Tails grabbed her and flew her to safety.
"Don't worry Perci, I got this." He said.
"You sure Tails?"
"Yeah, trust me, I used to do this all the time with Sonic."
Tails spun dashed though 3 robots, destroying them instantly. More robots tried to attack him, but he dodged there attacks, some of the attacks hitting the robots themselves.
"Oh come on…" said a frustrated Doctor Aaron.
"Hey we could have gotten those fancy robots from Aperture Science labs but noooooo, it's too expensive." Ian said.
More robots came out and one knocked down Tails. Tails tried to get up but the robot stomped on him. Perci then jumped out and karate chopped the robot. She then helped Tails up.
"Thanks perci."
"You're welcome."
More robots started attacking Tails, but he dodged and spun dashed though all of them. Before soon, none where left.
"Do'h, very well, have it your way, but We'll be back, we will be back!" said Doctor Ian. The two got into the helicopter and flew it away from the island.
"Thanks for the help Perci." Tails said hugging Perci, who not only hugged him back but kissed him on the cheek.
"Anytime handsome."
Tails blushed brightly at the comment.
Born to be dumb
Local hedgehog
What did I just read? Records
Born to be dumb
Sponsored by the people in Britain who though leaving the EU was a good idea
Born to be dumb
Looking at the people who say Sonic has too many characters
And you just don't get it
You try to explain it
But you look so stupid
I don't think you get
Yeah you don't
Yeah you don't.
Born to be dumb
Who's the idiot who came up with "Banjo and Kazooi nuts and bolts"
Born to be dumb
(Insert Donald trump here)
And you just don't get it
You look so stupid
But you're choices are dumb
And you really messed up
Yeah you don't
Yeah you don't
You just don't get it
You think you know it all
But you fail to show the fact
No, you don't get it yeah you don't