"Now, where oh where could that island be." Said a blue mouse like creature. She wore blue glasses and looked at a map. When she lifted it up, she saw the island.
"Bingo!"
On this same island, Tails sat looking out at the ocean while Perci sat in a hammock, drinking a coconut.
"You want a coconut Tails?" Perci asked.
"Nah I'm good. On a side note, I think we may be getting anther visitor." Tails said.
"Please don't tell me it's one of the crazy doctors. I haven't seen someone as crazy as them since that one kid in 3rd grade who had a crush on me."
That kid in 3rd grade who had a crush on perci: Why do I have the feeling I'm in a family guy like cutaway gag?
Tails pointed to the boat that seemed to be coming closer to the island.
"Whoever it is doesn't seem to be dangerous as far as I know, come on, let's go meet them on the beach." Said Tails.
"Hopefully you're right."
The creature in the boat smiled as two people showed up on the island.
"Oh good, they must be historians like me!" she said.
She quickly docked the boat and ran over to the two.
"Hello!"
"uh..hi." Perci said.
"Names Relic the Pika, I'm a fellow historian here on coconut island, where there's said to be a chaos emerald here."
"By any chance do you have any robots?" Tails asked.
"No."
"Ok, and what is with everyone thinking that there's a chaos emerald here."
"Well let's see." Said Relic grabbing her map, studying it carefully.
"Take 10 paces back."
Tails stepped back counting to ten.
"Go to the left 2 paces."
Tails did that.
"And there should be a red x under you."
"A red…x"
Tails looked under him and there it was…a red x.
"Seriously, this was here all the time?"
"And I thought the plot to "Someday" was forced." Said Perci and FOR THE LOVE OF WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP BRINGING THAT UP THAT WAS THE OLD ME THIS IS THE NEW ME!
Teamrnadom21 adjust himself
Anyway…Pika grabbed some shovels and Tails and her started digging. Finally, they reached something shiny.
"What's this?"
"What I was telling you about the whole time! It was the chaos emerald that's on this island!"
Tails picked it up and looked at it. The last time he had seen something like this was around the time he was trying to help Sonic get the emeralds from Doctor Eggman.
"I…don't believe this…"
"So, that's the chaos emerald, it looks pretty nice looking." Said perci, leaning down the whole that Relic and Tails had dug.
"Yeah, jeez, I didn't even know this here…"
"It's ok, it's not like you were on this island for your whole life or anything."
Tails nervously laughed and scratched behind his head.
The two climbed out of the hole.
"So what are you going to do with the emerald?" asked Tails.
"I guess study it for the moment. Try to figure out some more stuff about it. Mind if I do it here?"
"Not at all, though a bit of a warning, there are 2 doctors who kind of have been after that as well."
"Doctors?"
"Yeah, the crazy kind." Said tails.
"Oh…"
"But don't worry, I'll defend them off!"
"And me as well!" said Perci.
"You sure Perci?"
"I'm sure Tails, I've got a fighting spirit in me! (I think…)"
"Well that's good, don't worry, I won't cause to much disturbance, besides, studying something is probably the quietest thing you could ever do."
Meanwhile, back at the doctors lab.
"WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS?" Shouted doctor Ian.
"What is it?" said Doctor Aaron.
"LOOK AT THIS!"
Doctor Ian showed a picture of two kittens playing and running around.
"Aw, so cute."
"Oh and it turns out the fox and bandicoot lied to us about there not begin a chaos emerald on the island." Said Ian.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
Shouted Doctor Aaron shouting so loudly the folks at Archie comics could hear him!
"Ok! All bets are off! Come on! We're heading to that island and giving them a piece of our mind!" Ian said grabbing Aaron and heading towards the helicopter.
"But wait, we haven't even made it up to past 1,000 words!"
"Who cares!"
Well…how rude…
Don't start a ship war
The dreamcast police
What did I just read records
Sunny day
Very hot out
Someone goes on the Archie Sonic Online forms
Start a post about shipping
The debate starts up
All is well
Going great
Till someone starts acting a little bossy
Don't start no
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me
Don't start
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me
The debate gets heated
Even more now
The mods are starting to notice this
Names are begin called
Stuff I can't repeat
Warnings and bans getting handed out now
Even with all this
There still rallied up to say something
Don't start
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me
Don't start no
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me
Anger
Frustration
Things are really getting out of hand
Mods angry
So angry
Now we know what Ian Flynn was talking about
Bad enough people harass real people who they want to see be shipped
This is real life you dummies
No go read this book by Gabe Newell he made when he was a part of Microsoft
Don't start
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me
Don't start
Don't start no
Don't start no ship war with me