"Carpe Diem"
Shortaki Week 2016 - Day 6
Don't faint again, Helga. Don't do it. Don't do it. Be strong. Act cool.
Crimeny! I can hardly stand it! The thought that I get to spend time with Arnold–that I get to date Arnold! What a dream! Me and that beautiful, green-eyed football head together. Sigh. I think I'm gonna die.
Okay, so maybe it's only because circumstances were just right or because of possible diabolical, psychological manipulation on my part. Every little moment dating Arnold will be magic! Romantic, beautiful magic! Me and Arnold. Arnold and me. Together at last. For all the world to see! For little Ms. Perfect to see!
This is gonna be boss.
"Alright, Romeo, here's the plan. You sit behind me and start brushing," I tell him, handing over my hairbrush. "When Lila rounds the corner with her homely little friend, she'll see us and instantly go green with envy."
Carpe diem, am I right?