Gleestuck
Episode 2
Season 1
==» Dave: Find somewhere to hide
You sprint out of the auditorium. You need to find somewhere empty. Somewhere solitary. You find a bathroom and after hunting for inhabitants find it blissfully devoid of life.
You slide down a wall, hiding your face in your hands for a moment as your butt meets cold, dirty ground.
Shit.
Shit.
What the fuck just happened?
You take your face out of your hands.
Calm down Dave.
Fuck.
Calm your shit. You're a Strider. Striders don't stress. Striders don't worry. Striders don't feel. And Striders damn sure don't... Don't... Get "overwhelmed".
You don't even want to think about it. Even the most badass crusaders of awesomeness have a weakness. Superman had Kryptonite, Batman had angst and Dave Strider has something entirely less cool and about six billion times more humiliating.
Shit.
Are you really stressing more about your "issue" than you are about what you just did?
You don't want to reminisce on his lips or how you felt or any of that crap. There is a time and place for that shit and in Stephanie Meyer's novels seems like the only appropriate place for what you feel. Felt. Whatever. Fuck.
You just do what all guys do when they're conflicted.
You shove the feelings into the back of your mind like you shove your porno mags into the bottom of your drawers.
==» John: Stick your finger down your throat