Morning my dears, There's a countdown of T-Minus 8 days till Christmas day! Merry Christmas to you all.

"Ugh, go away I'm tired, surely a kidnapping means a day off school," I groaned form beneath my covers.

"Nope, trust me even I vetoed for a day off. However when someone receives a letter because of their astounding lack of attendance at school Cap declared that you have too." Ally said sympathetically from the foot of my bed.

"But," I moaned "I don't want to go, there must be some way to get out of it," I said pulling myself out of bed and beginning to trudge my way to the bathroom halfway there I paused. "Light bulb! I have an idea!"

"That is?" Ally asked curiously.

"Do you think we could take on all the avengers one on one?"

"Yeah one on one, but if it's all of them at once were screwed,"

"I love your show of confidence in our abilities," I grinned, Ally shrugged,

"What can I say, I'm a sucker for lost causes." I smirked.

"So here's the plan. We take on the avengers in exchange for a week off, Think we can do it?"

"Hell no, but we can try."

"That's the spirit get into your training gear and meet me in the living room in five and remember training is over soldier, this is not a drill, this is war."

"I thought it was Stark towers?" Ally smirked I rolled my eyes,

"This is war soldier. I suggest you take it seriously, it's do or die time." I thrust my fist in the air. "Freedom!" It was Ally's turn to roll her eyes as she raised her fist.

"For Freedom."

"Now I'm sure your all wondering why I called you here," I gazed around at the assembled avengers all of them incredulously eyeing our battle gear.

"Actually, now that you mention it we were?" Loki said with a smirk. I raised an eyebrow. Seriously people what up with the sarcasm. Everyone knew that was my thing.

"I have a proposition to make." I announced dramatically. "If Ally and I can take each of you on, one by one," I made sure to emphasise the one on one condition. "Then we get a week off from school, chores, avenging, punishment and nagging." I focused on Cap when I said that last one, Ally and I stood back beside each other as Cap, Tony, Bruce and Hawkeye had a discussion Thor and Natasha had already made their viewpoints on the matter clear. A dead certain yes, Loki however sat on the couch staring out at the sea seemingly uninterested. Having finished their discussion Cap turned to us.

"We've decided you have a deal, if you can win a one on one fighting match against each of us, then you can have the week of school."

"Awesome! Just one last thing. Ally's on my side. With my size and unexperienced it would be unfair to make me go up against Norse god's alone?" I smirked under my pretence of innocence.

"Okay, but only if that's okay with Ally." Everyone turned to Ally who nodded.

"For freedom!" We hi-fived as Tony pouted.

"Traitor. I can't believe you'd abandon me," he cried dramatically I grinned,

"Poor big brother, all alone and no one to protect him." Tony just shook his head, as voice caused us all to stop in out tracks.

"And what pray tell little mortal, do we get if you lose." I rolled my eyes,

"I don't lose. Idiot God." Loki raised an eyebrow. "But non the less name your price. " He thought for a moment.

"You…" I blinked as Hawkeye glared at Loki.

"I suggest you retract that statement before I retract it for you."

"Don't fear little bird, there's no need for you to worry… Yet. I want you're little mortal to be my bidding slave for a full month, no word of a complaint or any of her mortal banter." He turned to me. "Do you agree or is the weak human scared," he snorted. "Pathetic."

"If you'd given me a second to reply then you would have had your answer." I stared him down. "We have an accord, however." I paused smirking "If we win, your my slave for a month and you can never call a human pathetic or any other insulting name and you can no longer address me as mortal or human, you will call me , Jess, Jex, Your holiness, My fair maiden, Queen of your world, Jex the amazing, Jex the brilliant or any other combination of those," I smiled sweetly, "Agreed?"

"Agreed but If we win. It's about to get a whole lot worse."

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