Happy Happy New Year. I'm leaving today to go to my uncles for his birthday… I'll be back on the fourth, just in case you wonder why my update will be a little late…. Ie Wednesday.

"So, we've got the giant green rage monster, the other two super spy's, the metal man and the other Norse god to go." I grimaced at Ally

"We're doomed." Ally replied. She was method ally re-loading her machine guns. as I sharpened my knives.

"I know, but at least we caught a break with the super soldier." Cap being a super soldier was invincible, and a stickler for the rules, he was in charge of keeping score for the matches if there was any one who broke his rules, Cap would step in. And he had already guaranteed me it wouldn't be pretty. "Any battle plans for the Hulk?" as Ally thought the only sound was the clinking of bullets as we worked.

"Apart from dying I'm out, I mean from what I saw on his file, some general dude tried everything I mean I'm talking everything, guns, lasers, radiation. Nothing worked everything just makes him stronger, You've seen it in action the hulk practically swallows bullets."

"Yeah and were going to be lunch…" I broke of as my phone rand with the pirates of the Caribbean theme.

"Argh me heartie what be the problem?" I opened it, Ally raised an eyebrow as Fury's voice echoed down my phone.

"Miss Stark I need to…" I cut him off.

"Argh Apologies for ye yah mindless landlubber but Captain Stark cant come to the shell phone at the moment. She's cruising the casa de isle… If you know what I mean." I snapped the phone shut. Boy was I going to pay for that later.

"Fury?" She asked. I nodded as the pirates of the Caribbean theme pierced the air again.

"That's it!" I grinned. "Ally I know how to be The Hulk!"

"How?" She asked curiously.`

"It's times like these were we must embrace the oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. We run away!" Ally titled her head.

"Hulkie Wulkie will eventually tire himself our. And then turn back to Bruce. Soooo when he powers down to Bruce. We jump him."

"Wait but what do we do when he's Hulk." I shrugged.

"Find a good hiding spot."

"Ready Bruce?" I called over to Bruce. We were at the abandoned warehouse district. Tony had put his foot down when he realised who we were fighting now. Apparently the only person who could destroy his house was him. I had very calmly reminded him, well more like gloated, that my name was on the lease too… And the side of the building, before ducking into the car with Ally.

"Okay… Go!" I called. As Bruce started letting himself rip. Ally and I hit the pavement at a run. We both climbed hastily into one of the warehouses. My footsteps echoed as I climbed up a crumbling ladder running across the catwalks, oddly contrasting with Bruce's screams of pain.

"I'm going to regret this." I mumbled standing on the top of the partially caved railing before hoisting myself up onto one of the beams that supported the ceiling. I mentally swore as rusty bolt cut into my hand. Damn it, that thing looked like it hadn't been cleaned in years… I was going to die from an infection. Ally shook her head exasperatedly at me form her position in the control box, she rolled her eyes as if to say. 'There's a murderous green machine down there hungering for our blood and your worried about a piece of metal and a tiny cut?'. I shrugged, there was a platoon of SHIELD agents ready to step in if thing's got messy… And besides Bruce wanted to test his new un-hulkable serum out anyway. We were going to be fine… We hoped. I sent up a mental prayer as the building rocked and part of the entire wall shattered as the Hulk made his way into our hideout. Ally sent me a look that said 'We're dead.' I nodded and crossed myself. I pulled out my phone as a text vibrated in my pocket there was one text from Ally it read.

"Great, because when the Atheist is crossing herself, you know we all have faith in what were doing." My smirk fell from my face as the Hulk roared below us, I sent a text to Ally /how long was Bruce supposed to be able to Hulk up for?/ Immediately she texted back /Depends on the danger, we're looking at anything from three minutes too an hour if he remembers why were here./ I grinned and said back /Crap… My legs already cramping up… I can just imagine how badly I'm going to have to pee in an hour :(/ I could see her smirk as she texted back /Should have gone before we left :P… Waterfalls… Water… Rainbows./ I almost laughed as her next set of texts read. /drip/ /drip/ drip/ I grinned and thumbed in.. /I hate you./ We both snapped to attention as we heard the sound of human groaning. As the hulk started to transform back to Bruce. I waved my hand at Ally and down to Bruce. We emerged from our hiding spots.

"I'm going to die," I whimpered as I attached a repel chord to the beam and flew down smoothly to an unsuspecting Bruce. The only problem being was that I forgot to stop my decent and ended up flattening him to the ground. I jumped off him and averted my eyes as Bruce pulled on the clothes we passed him.

"Alright, I surrender." He smiled at us fully dressed. I grinned.

"Atta Boy! Now the only people to beat are, Tony, Clint, Natasha and Loki." Ally smirked at me,

"Piece of Cake."

Now because no-one reads the top. I'm going to repost down here. Pick which option you like best for the sequel. IF there is a sequel… Mwhahahahah

1 Hawkeye leaves Jex. The wedding. Bad Guys and Surprise ending. (Hawkeye comes back. That's NOT the surprise!)

2 Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) needs the avengers help. The Wedding. Bad Guys. Surprise Ending (What can I say I like surprises!)

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nic2mad Awww Ta, also thanks for being the only one to get back to me on which option you want!. Comiccrazygothgirl LOL -Epic Sis Hug Back- Have a great new year, btw hows the new school going? Hope you had an excellent Christmas and got awesome stuff! converselover20204 Thankyou! I survived unscathed… I can't say the same for them though…. CrackYourRein911 Lol What What back and Hope you had a great Christmas and got some good shit! Have a good new years mate. Booklover, Insane craziness is something I can definitely deliver!