I'm back! Did you miss me? Sure you did xD

Also I don't own the avengers, it recently came to my attention I never said that!


"Subjects," I called as Ally and I walked into the kitchen. Everyone gaped as I walked in. I mean it was seven O'clock on a Saturday and I was up and dressed. Steve even came over and felt my temperature. "Welcome to the third day in the Ally and Jess vs the world championship. In the red corner we have the amazing, undefeated Jex and Ally!" I smirked at Ally as we cheered for ourselves. "However today the dream team, the master's of might, the dynamic duo have decided that in order to preserve the so called 'manliness' of todays challengers." Ally and I cast flat looks at Tony and Clint. "Were going to be splitting up. Ally vs Clint, Tony vs Me." Tony smirked as I grinned.

"Your going down little sister,"

"It's on like donkey Kong," beside us Ally and Clint were going having their own trash talk session. I smiled at Hawkeye.

"Good luck babe," I grinned turning to Ally, "Destroy him."

"With pleasure." Ally grinned and we hi-fived before yelling. "Show no mercy!"

"You sure your ready for this big brother?" I grinned at Tony as he retracted his helmet so I could so his face.

"I was born ready little sister, but it's not to late for you to quit,"

"quitting is for cowards, I'm not a coward. I'm a Stark." I smirked as Tony's helmet secured itself around his face.

"You look a little stiff baby sister, maybe you should loosen up." I laughed as Tony engaged his booster sweeping me into his metallic grip and zipping us both into the sky.

"Hey look Tony it's your fans!" I laughed as Tony automatically started to descend so we were only a few feet above the group. As predicted the ground of tourists started snapping photo's and giggling excitedly. "I'm really sorry about this Tone," I apologised as I stuck a USB into the armour.

"What's tha…" Tony was cut of when the armour died as the fast spreading virus I'd specially created for the suit made it's way into his operating system. Taking advantage of the systems need to reboot I pushed my way out of his grip wincing as I dropped onto the cement. I took a quick look at my surrounding. Tony had managed to fly us into the middle of Miami. Not for the first time I cursed his ever fastening in pace boosters.

"Jex! You are so dead!" Tony's disembodied voice echoed through the armour as it started to reboot.

"I am so screwed." I mumbled as I made a split second decision and started to run through the city. I puled out my phone entering Rhodey's number. He answered immediately.

"Hey kiddo what's up?" I got straight to the point.

"Rhodey I need your help! The suits gone insane, Tony's inside and he's trying to kill me!"

"What?" Rhodey yelped. "Where are you. I'm getting in my suit."

"I'm in the centre of Miami, near the…" I glanced around and found my third home away from home the sanctuary, or as most normal people called it. "The library."

"Okay, I'm on my way. Wait in the library, I'm sending an armoured convey to pick you up. Stay there Jex!" I rolled my eyes, like I was seriously going to wait around for the brother who was out for my blood to catch up with me. A few minutes later I was fanning myself with this thing they called a textbook… When around five soldiers burst into the library toting guns causing the surrounding civilians to scream and duck for cover. They ran towards me, and I protested as a familiar soldier picked me up and threw me over his soldier

"You'd better not fart," I warned the dark haired soldier whose back I was hanging off. "Nothing to see here, everything is totally fine!" "If you see a large man in a red and gold robotic suit called ironman, you didn't see me!" I called to the people who were hesitantly watching as I was carried out and gingerly placed in the back of the canvased truck.

"So?" I asked as I looked around at my captors/saviours. "How'd you guys get roped into saving me?" I bit my lip as nobody spoke. "It's okay you can talk to me. I promise I wont tell." I grinned as the darkhaired soldier smirked at me.

"I owed Rhodey a favour," he shrugged. "I'm Dimitri, by the Dimitri Mitchell, but every calls me Shadow, that's my partner Cougar, Midnight and Hollywood." Each of the soldier's in question nodded at me.

"I'm Blaze,"

"Well Blaze, you must have friends in high places because I've been assigned to be your bodyguard for your time on base?" he sounded curious as to why a teenager would need a bodyguard on a highly secure military base. I grinned as he helped me out of the truck.

"So tell me this being a military base, you guys should have a bunch of high powered weapons on hand?" Now it was Dimitri's turn to smirk.

"I think a couple of friends who might be able to help you out there!"

I held my walkie talkie beside my mouth from my position behind the air force control tower, beside me Dimitri stood holding a pair of machine guns.

"ETA thirty seconds," an official informed me.

"Okay direct them to land on the main runway," I told him before switching to my walkie talkie. "Okay boys on my mark ETA twenty five seconds and counting." I moved over to the window. "activating day vision goggles." Dimitri blinked at me.

"Jex. Those are binoculars." I grinned as Tony and Rhodey started to land in the middle of the tarmac. I grabbed my walkie talkie

"One my Mark, Three, Two, One, Open Fire!" I yelled as Tony and Rhodey hit the ground. On my Mark a swarm of soldier exited their hiding spots pelting both Tony and Rhodey with paint bombs. Beside me Dimitri opened fire and I grabbed my walkie talkie. "Bombers, what's your status?"

"Fleet one is ready to drop,"

"Hold your fire. And move to position, wait for my signal." I watched as Tony and Rhodey started to fire up their boosters to retaliate.

"Fleet one engage." I grinned as Tony and Rhodey were covered as an entire bucket of paint was emptied from the sky. When we'd finally exhausted our supply of paint. Tony and Rhodey stood covered from head to foot in multi-coloured paint. They looked like a rainbow had thrown up on them. I murmured into my walkie talkie.

"Retreat!" around us the runway emptied leaving a paint splattered Dimitri and I to face a death staring Tony and Rhodey.

"Hey Dimitri," I murmured.

"Yeah Jex," He replied with a whisper.

"How about some of those protection skills?" I dragged him in front of me.


Now for the golden globes of the last chapter,

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HA Hope everyone had a good new years, and enjoyed the chapter,

Blaze out!