So this is supposed to be the late April Fools chapter that was supposed be published 3 weeks ago. Hot diggity damn. not to mention I've been inactive for a while now. LET THE FUN BEGIN.

Warning contains slight spoilers for my other fic.


The crew sat in the silence of the lush green garden. Birds chirped merrily, and the sound of cool rushing water was calming.

A loud bang of thunder broke the silence for them for a split second. They all looked outside the almost transparent window and frowned. While it was rewarding and peaceful here, there was a storm ravaging on the outside. For once they were thankful for the youngest shipwright's idea of putting a small greenhouse on the ship.

They all turned around to the said shipwright. She was happily playing in the trees and jumped branch to branch. Hell it even looked like she had a clear understanding of what the birds said.

She turned around with a slight smirk planted on her face. "Heheh, the plan will soon commence." she whispered to herself as she turned herself in front of the crew.

The captain look carefully at her crew mates. They all looked relaxed and calm. She turned to look at the archeologist who also was calm and was positioned carefully while she was doing her yoga on the cream colored stone floor.

The mixed blond-bluenette snuck outside into the kitchen and was completely soaked despite being in the rain for less than a minute.

"Urgh..." she groaned as she crouched down to hide behind a counter. She peeked up to see if the coast was clear, and to her luck it was.

"Yes!" she silently yelled as she raised her fist in the air. She proceeded to get out the tea set and make some 'tea'. She looked up to the bright tile ceiling that she made herself. She remembered when she first helped build the ship and then revealing her true identity to her now friends.

A smile proceeded to grow on her face as a small tear fell. Her eyes flickered as she grabbed the pot and removed the lid rather slowly.

She got out a small viral of a purple liquid and smirked. She dropped a few drops of the liquid into the clear water. As a reaction the entire fluid turned into a brownish color.

Her smile got bigger and looked like she could snap her head in half.

"Oh this will be fun." she excitedly said before she started laughing like a madman. Eventually stopping and started to have a coughing fit.


Pris was somehow mopping the floor in the same place repeatedly. "Argh goddamn soil stains!" She shrieked as she got on her knees and got a bottle spray full of cleaning detergents along with a sponge and started to wipe the floor with it.

In an instant Vani came in through the front entrance of the greenhouse. The girl's hair was perfectly curled because of the water that poured outside.

"Oh my gosh Vani your ha-" Pris stopped as she saw that the younger female was expertly holding a silver tray with a china teapot with china teacups. She also noticed the handy treats and pastries next to them.

The blonde-bluenette cleared her throat for everyone to hear.

"Hey ya'll!" she said loudly but in a way quickly "I made you guys tea and snacks."

Everyone soon served themselves a fair amount of tea and cookies and were eating them happily.

Mele looked towards Vani with a surprised look. "Wow, you're usually the one who would dig in this sorta stuff" she said wondering about the girls unorthodox behavior.

"Well I wasn't really in the mood to taste them since I'm completely soaked to the bone. Besides I made them for you guys, not for my own habit yo."

Mele gave a repetitive look to her, and grabbed the teacup in suspicion. "You sure you didn't put anything in it like before?" she said recalling previous events in which the younger girl spiked the drink they were having while partying in the entertainment room.

Vani didn't need to think twice before she chugged down the rest of tea that was left in the pot. A slight recoil of the sweetness entered her body before she gave a deep sigh in defeat.

"I guess you got me..." she grouched sarcastically before running to the bathroom.

A surge of pain raised from her lower abdomen and she rushed to the bathroom as quickly as she could.

She felt changes already spreading through her body. "Dammit." she cursed "I didn't want to be the first to be affected but the viral, but I guess I had no choice. It would have caused suspicion..."

She came out the bathroom after blowing a few chunks and walked outside into the front deck. Her arms quickly evaporated into water itself and formed into the shape of wings. The water soon wrapped around her other arm.

She jumped into the air and flew upwards. The wind pushed her back slightly but she fought by landing in the patio of the crows nest. It had a ceiling and mosquito netting.

Finally laying down, she closed her eyes and grunted. "Damn gender-bending viral..."


The captain woke up in her warm and comfortable bed. She lifted her head and saw the rising and lowering of her fellow female crew mates. She counted each head but noticed something rather odd. There was one person who was missing, of course she had a lower bunk but she could hear the snoring of Sarah very clearly. Pris and Anne were probably in the kitchen getting the food ready.

But she didn't seem to notice the youngest shipwright who gave them treats and tea last night. But it was also unusual for herself since she didn't seem to remember what happened next after that. It was all just a big giant blur for her.

"GUYS BREAKFAST IS READY!" she heard from the upper floor.

The ground instantly begun to shake wildly as everyone rushed to get their fill of food.

Everyone was getting seated in the separate round tables that was seating four for each table. Mele, Liz and Pris were all seated in the table until they finally noticed someone was missing.

"Hum, where's Vani?" Mele asked as she looked around the room, but saw no sight of her.

"I'm coming, I'm coming..." a rather masculine voice called as it opened the door. It revealed a tall young man with very light brown curly hair and bright blue eyes. "You called Mele?" he said as he walked towards the empty seat, and sat in it.

"What?" he asked as sweat started to form in the back of his neck.

Mele, Liz and Pris all stood in front of 'her' awestruck. Pris had a slight blush on her cheeks, and the other two were just plain out confused.

"Vani is that you?" Liz asked cautiously as she glanced towards him, "If so then what the fuck happened?"

The now-male sighed before he started speaking. "I put a gender-bending viral in the tea last time for April Fools." he admitted. "The effects would start exactly on the first and end at night. Sadly for me I drank more of the viral so the effects became almost instant, and will also last longer for me."

"WHAT!" the whole crew shouted behind him as they were listening in.


It had been a day after April Fools, and everyone wasn't that fooled on what happened to their bodies.

The females became males and the males became females. Much didn't change and they changed to normal very quickly.

Vani on the other hand had been a male for over five days and was rather enjoying the attention at first. But then it backfired when they landed on an island and girls started flirting with him; which 'she' found uncomfortable.

"When am I ever going to turn back..." he groaned as he slouched himself on the railing.

Soon a group of girls had begun to trace him down again.

"GODDAMMIT!" he cursed as he began to run away yet again.


Well looks like I gave myself a bad ending... well I guess it serves me right for trying to prank everyone... hah, and also not updating/