Happy Valentines day! (well at my time anyway!) Hope you all get lots of love.

"I hope you didn't get into too much trouble from the paintball fight," I said to Dimitri. "Or for this," I tacked on as an Afterthought. We were currently in the back of an army convey truck, dressed like soldiers with our freshly printed army I.D cards. I was Alexandria Sloan-Reilly and Ally was now Samantha Holt.

"Nah it wasn't to bad. The general was pretty easy on me. I only had kitchen and bathroom duty for a week. And it was totally worth it. Rhodey's face!" Beside me Dimitri grinned. "So tell me, why are we sneaking out of base? Under the cover of…" He leaned his head out of the truck. "Midday?"

"It's midday? Seriously. What's wrong with these evil master minds. Can't they wait to hold their evil schemes till midnight, or even dusk. I mean it's a Saturday. I should be sleeping, not chasing evil guys around the countryside." From across the truck Ally rolled her eyes at me. "Back to the point." I recovered from my rant. "Ally and I have decided to go rouge, so we basically have the entirety of a highly secret they'd kill me for telling you about it, organisation after us, oh and add to that a highly overprotective brother who can access any type of computer in the world." I smirked at him. "I probably should have told you that before you signed up for this," Dimitri laughed. S

"Maybe. But just remember I'm your protector. I protect." I giggled.

"Great analogy there Dimitri. I can see that you obviously topped your English class." As Dimitri swatted at me I became aware of the army truck pulling to a stop. "Okay kids," they both gave me a flat look. "Fine. Okay Adults." I said sarcastically. "here's our mission. We sneak upstairs. We access the Stark computer then we sneak back down here and we don't get caught." I grinned. "Sound good?"

"Peace of cake." Ally smirked.

"Wait!" We both turned to Dimitri. "Shouldn't we change into slightly less ostentatious clothes?" Ally and I smirked.

"There used to seeing me walk in dressed like a wack job with a couple of weirdo's I picked up off the street. Trust me. Half the stuff I bring into those doors is no where near as weird as the stuff Tony does. The trick my dear friend, is confidence."

As we crossed the threshold the only thing missing was the background music. However me being me. I knew how to make an entrance. Just as I'd instructed them Ally and Dimitri walked tall behind me with a 'I own this joint' attitude that mirrored my own. Jaws dropped as we crossed the lobby by passing security without even a look. There was only one word to describe us as we piled into the Stark personal elevator. Swagalicious.

"Good Afternoon Miss Stark." Jarvis's voice lit up as we tumbled out into the living quarters of the tower.

"Hey Jarvis. You miss me?" I asked walking over to a computer screen. "Alright we got work to do." Ally and Dimitri made themselves comfortable as I lost myself in Jarvis's data bank. A couple of minutes later I was done. "Either of you want to check your Facebook's before we go?" I asked logging out.

"You were on Facebook that whole time?"

"And Twitter, and Tumblr and the FBI'S database, And the CIA's search engine oh and I almost forgot I used Fury's personal login to search SHIELD." Ally's mouth was agape.

"You used what to search what?" She asked.

"What?" I asked innocently. "Fury's always so busy he never logs out of his computers on the brig just in case the ship goes down." I shrugged. "It doesn't take a genius to fiddle with a few buttons and get his password. Believe it or not but his password is actually I_am_a_pirate. Well it is now cause I got bored and changed it." Ally rolled her eyes.

"So why were you on Facebook?"

"Facebook. The home base of Stalkers everywhere. Interestingly enough I got more information off Facebook than I did off any of the government sites."

"Go Figure." Dimitri shrugged. "Just out of curiosity who were you stalking."

"All in good time my friend. However it's time to put your swag on and get changed into some kick ass clothes because it's time to get caught." Moments later Ally and I were dressed in out kickass SHIELD gear. Weapons dangling off all available body space and Dimitri was dressed in one of Hawkeye's old uniforms equipped with some of the random stuff Ally and I had found in the equipment room. As the elevator doors opened into the lobby we paused to pose for the security cameras. Dimitri arms folded across his chest a 'come at me bro' smirk on his face. Ally mimicked firing a gun at the camera with a look on her face that could terrify many a country into submission. I however chose to blow a kiss at the camera, knowing I had pure evil reeking out of every pore. After a moment we continued on our walk ignoring the stares of people in the lobby as we jumped into the back of army truck.

"So now are you going to tell us who you were stalking?" Dimitri asked me as I settled myself in beside him. I sighed.

"You want the long version or the short version?"

Happy Valentines day my lovlies, if you got no love. Remember you got all of mine!.

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