I seem to like updating in twos...anyway this is sort of a songfic with a song from one of my favourite bands (falling in reverse go look hem up cause they are zee bestttt like totally da ) and it's called I'm not a vampire

all cred to L.J. Smith and Falling in Reverse for both their awesomeness!

and also the two lovely soulmates are 11 and 12 here today

I'm Not a Vampire

"Ugh," Jez moaned. "There's nothing to do…"

"Oh, quit whining, Jez."

Jez sneered and flopped onto her stomach, grumbling, "We've been lying here listening to music all day…I'm bored!"

Morgead rolled his eyes. "Yeah, you've mentioned that once or twice."

"Wait," Jez glanced at the radio as the song changed. "Is this…" she stretched from her bed to her night table, spun the dial for the volume on her radio, and sat back, waiting out song's intro. As soon as the guitar riff broke out, Jez sprang to her feet and yelled, "Yes!"

Morgead looked at Jez curiously as she danced around the bed. He was just opening his mouth to tell her that she was going to fall off the bed when she started singing loudly.

"Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one! Sometimes, I sleep all day, because I hate the sunlight!" Jez turned the song up even louder, so she had to shout to be heard over top of it. Morgead laughed as she chimed, "My hands are always shaking, body's always aching, and the dark is where I feed!"

Jez dropped down to sit cross-legged in front of Morgead.

Leaning close and fluttering her long lashes, Jez sang, "Well, I can lure any woman that I want to in my bead, with me!" she seized Morgead's hands and pulled him to his feet with her when she stood up again. Jumping off the bed with Morgead in tow, Jez laughed, "Come one, you know it!"

"Jez," Morgead complained. But Morgead found it was hard to deny Jez what she wanted when it made her so happy, and soon enough Morgead was singing loudly along with her.

"Hi, my name is Ronnie, and I'm an addict,"

"Jez," Morgead coughed, and Jez swatted his arm lightning-quick.

The two continued singing to the song, each one trying to be louder than the other. They danced and head banged, pumping their fists and Jez wiping her hair everywhere. By the time the song finished, both Jez and Morgead were in a heap on the floor shaking with laughter and struggling to breathe.

Jez's uncle eased open the door while Jez was wiping tears from her eyes unsuccessfully. Peering around the door, he asked, "Do I want to know what you two are doing?"

Jez squinted up at her uncle as her last dying laughs ebbed away. Morgead stifled his amused chuckling and glanced up at Bracken.

Through the last of her giggles, Jez told him, "We're singing, duh."

"Well, I hope you're not planning on going on American Idol any time soon."

"Ha ha," Morgead rolled his eyes.

Bracken stood in the door for a few seconds more, watching Jez and Morgead lying all tangled up together on his niece's bedroom floor. Music was still blaring from the radio on Jez's night stand, but the pair seemed to have forgotten it. They kept calming down, and then looking at each other and breaking into fresh bouts of laughter that racked their bodies.

"Morgead," Jez wheezed through crippling laughter. "get off me," She pushed weakly at Morgead's waist on her stomach.

Weak with laughter, Morgead pushed himself up on his hands and knees and collapsed back down beside Jez.

Bracken slid away down the hall when Jez rolled over and pressed her red face into Morgead's shoulder and he into her hair.

He heard their final dying laughs even as he eased into his study and shut the door, smiling to himself.

merci pour lisez ma petite histoir :) j'espère que c`était amusante et que vous avez le trouvé comme une source amiable pour les histoires coues entre ce qui est vraiment les deux les plus adorable dans la monde de la nuit ;)

damn French is annoying on an English keyboard -_- anyway review what you think or your ideas or if you were offended by my atrocious French