Chapter 4

"So what do we do now, un?" I growled at the group of people surrounding me.

"Hn." I glared at the Uchiha.

"What, hmm?"

"Hn."

"Use your words like a big boy, un."

"Hn." Kisame burt out laughing at that 'hn' and I narrowed my eyes.

"What did he say, un?" Kisame shook his head and kept his mouth firmly clamped shut, causing my eyes to narrow even farther until I was peering out of one little slit.

"What did he say! Un!" I yelled, stomping my foot. "If you don't tell me right now, your death will be my birthday present!" Kisame laughed a little at that, then turned to Itachi.

"Can I tell him?"He mumbled. Itachi nodded.

"Hn."

"He said at least he knows that he is a boy." Kisame laughed and the rest of the Akatsuki snickered, covering their faces with hands that didn't quite hide their laughter. Tobi was the only one that didn't laugh, being too stupid to comprehend the insult.I ignored Tobi's cry of, "What does that mean?" and instead chose to glare at Itachi as I waited for their laughter to stop, silently wishing I had my clay with me. I knew exactly where it was too, underneath the bed with the rest of my junk. Right where I had left it when Konan told me to clean my room. I knew I should've taken it out of its hiding place and set it back on the headboard where it belonged. Then I might not have forgotten it. Konan was the first to stop laughing.

"Guys, lets go eat cake, or something." She said over the snickers, slightly raising her voice despite the fact that she still looked as though she would burst out laughing at any second.

"Hey, blue-b****!" Konan turned to face Hidan.

"Yes?"

"Can you shove your f***ing a$$ in a f***ing bunny-b**** suit and f***ing serve us our f***ing $hit-cake and some f***ing beer? F***ing please!"

"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that." Konan replied before she turned and hurried off towards the kitchen.

"But I f***ing said f***ing please!"

"Come on, all of us are going to the dining room." Pein growled as he walked past all of us. He gave Hidan a particularly menacing look as he passed and whispered something to him that made him gasp and put both hands over his balls. I snickered at that and gave Hidan my best smirk as I walked by. It was nice to have someone else lower on the food chain then you.