Here it is! Chapter 5 at last! This series is moving so slowly... anyways, please read and review! Thanks!
Chapter 5
The Akatsuki filed in gradually and I thought about running and retrieving my clay. But Pein's freaky purple eyes seemed to never leave me alone long enough for me to temporarily escape and make my birthday explosion a reality. I plopped down lazily at the end of the table and watched the other members of Akatsuki sit at their spots on the table.
"I f***ing want the b**** to f***ing bring the f***ing $hit-cake f***ing faster! Some f***er needs to tell the b****-$hit to f***ing move her fat b****-a$$ quicker!" Pein stood up from the table and Hidan let out a gasp.
"Call her a b**** one more time and I swear I'll do it! H*ll, cuss one more time and I'll do it!" Pein growled in a tone so menacing I wanted to cower under the table.
"Fu-" Pein looked at Hidan threateningly, and he bent into an even more frightening fighting stance. Hidan chose his words carefully. "Fulupatate no! I'll flipping behave. Please don't make me eat my balls." The last part was such a low whimper I had to strain to hear it. Hidan flinched when Pein sat back down. Pein's threat left an awkward, fearful silence hanging over the room. A moment later Konan strolled in from the kitchen, a happy smile painted on her face as she carried a huge cake in front of her. She was completely oblivious to the awkward mood as she set the cake down in front of me. It was chocolate cake with delicate icing that had an artsy look to it. 'Happy B-day Deidara!' was scribbled across the top of it. Konan began the song and it only took one angry look from Pein for the rest of the Akatsuki to join in.
"Happy Birthday to you!" I smiled as they sang it until I heard singing from behind me. I turned in confusion to see Zetsu, barely visible in the corner. He hungrily licked his lips.
"Happy birthday delicious morsel." The black side screeched happily. "We're going to eat you!" I quickly turned around, but what had been seen could not be unseen.
"Just ignore it, just ignore it, just ignore it, un." I muttered to myself as Konan cut the cake.
"Yay! Sempai gets the first piece! Give him the one with all the icing!" Tobi yelled. I turned to lecture him when I heard the click of a camera. I turned back around to see that Kisame had somehow gotten a camera and taken a picture of the whole mess. It was the kind of camera that slid a picture out immediately, and Kisame grabbed the picture as it slid out. His smile turned to a frown when he saw the picture.
"Holy crap!" I yelled and he dropped the picture. He stared into behind me ad I turned around, scared of what I was going to see. All I saw was darkness, of course. Pein picked up the picture and his eyes widened.
"Oh my god..." He mumbled. "Look at this." He flipped it around to show Konan, Tobi, and I sitting at the table. But that wasn't what caught my attention. In the back corner it was all dark except for a fanged, toothy smile. I let out a scream and ran from the corner, Tobi and Konan not far behind me.
"But we want to sample the birthday cake!" Zetsu's freaky canninbalistic voice echoed behind us as we ran. Once the whole Akatsuki was out of the room we slammed the door shut, gasping for air.
"Okay, so who isn't ever going in that room again?" Kismae gasped. Every hand except Kakuzu and Itachi's rose, and everyone looked at them like they were insane.
"I will for fifty dollars." Kakuzu grinned. Suddenly there was a slam against the door followed by a high-pitch scream.
"Help! Help! F***ing open the do-" Hidan's screams were cut off by a squeal of pain. No one moved to the door, instead staying as far back from it as possible.
"Okay, now who's never going in that room again?" This time everyone rose their hands.