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Chapter 6
"Alright, I guess we can go open presents now." Konan said with a shrug. Tobi was a bit more enthusiastic, jumping up and down with a high-pitched squeal.
"Yay! Tobi has the best present ever for Deidara-Sempai! Wait until Deidara-Sempai sees Tobi's present!" And with that Tobi disappeared down the hall, half skipping and half sprinting. I let out a deep sigh of annoyance.
"Do we have to, un?" I groaned as Konan lead me into the living room, which served more as an entertainment center. The Xbox was sprawled messily across the room and Konan didn't even bother trying to clean it, instead choosing to brush it under the table the flatscreen tv sat on.
"I'll be right back, I have to get my gift for you." She said before she hurried off down the hall, no doubt to bring me something I didn't want. I sighed.
"Just being me a beer. I'll be happy, un." I mumbled under my breath, thinking that no one could hear me. Naturally, someone heard me.
"Aren't you underage?" Kisame asked loudly and I glared at him.
"Do I look like I care about laws, hmm?" I growled and he shrugged nonchalantly in return.
"Hn." Kismae held his hand in front of his face in a pathetic attempt to hide his laughter. I scowled at them.
"Just talk with words, un!" I yelled, but before Itachi could respond there was a loud thump that echoed down the hallway. It was followed by a moan of pain and a stream of cuss words and words I didn't even know existed.
"You f***ing f***tards f***ing left me f***ing to die with th-" there was the sick snap of a bone and cry of pain.
"What are you doing, Hidan? Do you know how much this carpet cost! Look at the blood on it! You'll be paying for that, you useless zombie." There was another moan of pain followed by three snaps.
"Fine! You ruthless f***-b****! I'll f***ing pay for it!" There was another yelp of pain. "With f***ing interest!" Was squealed in a pathetic plea for mercy. Kakuzu's pleased voice echoed down the hall.
"Alright. I guess I'll fix you then." There was some unidentifiable sounds that were quickly followed by Hidan's cries.
"Oh, sweet f***ing Jashin, that's good!" There was a snap and a loud cry of pain.
"I can make it hurt if you insist on doing that." There was a small whimper before silence filled the hall.
"Well, I guess Hidan's still with the living." Kisame said before he turned and walked out into the hall, leaving me alone with Itachi.
"So, what present did you get me, un?" I asked and Itachi stared at me boredly.
"Hn."
"Nothing, hmm?" I asked and the Uchiha nodded before he turned away, no longer interested in our conversation. I shrugged.
"Whatever, un." I mumbled as I sank into the couch, closing my eyes for a small nap. The last thing I heard before I drifted off completely was a scuffling somewhere off in the distance.