it's the final chapter! ;) pleeeeeeease review and tell me if I should write birthdays for all the Akatsuki members! Thanks
Chapter 7
"Happy Birthday!" I sat up groggily and rubbed my eyes. When my eyelid was licked by my overly-eager hand my eyes snapped open.
"Huh?"
"Happy birthday, Derdara-Sempai!" I finally woke up completely to see the Akatsuki gathered around me. Presents sat on the coffee table in front of me and streamers hung from the ceiling.
"Make a wish!" Konan sang, holding a cupcake with one candle on it in front of me. I blew the candle out and wished that the hideout would burn down in an explosion. Konan and Tobi clapped and Pein glared at everyone else until they clapped too.
"Yay! Present time!" Tobi yelled, throwing a pink box on my lap. "Open mine first!" He yelled, staring at me intently from beneath his mask. I opened the pink box slowly and distrustfully. When I peaked into the box the first thing I saw was a whole lot of pink.
What is this, un?" I growled pulling the fabric out of the box. I screamed at what I saw in front of me. "H*** no, un!" I shouted throwing the shirt away from me. The shirt had contained a picture of Tobi and I hugging. I turned on Tobi, popping my knuckles and preparing to beat the tar out of him. I was distracted from beating Tobi into a bloody pulp by a nibble on my fingers.
"Ow, un!" I growled, shaking my hand. I glared at my hand until I noticed that I wasn't the only one glaring. I looked up to see Pein's full fury staring at me. I sat down quickly.
"Next present, please, un." I said, folding my hands in my lap. I separated them when they began licking each other. I turned my attention towards Itachi as he walked up.
"Hn." He said, placing a bag of clay in my lap. I smiled evilly at the clay but didn't say a word to the Uchiha as he went and sat down. Looks like I'm going to have a birthday bang after all. I sneakily slipped a chunk of it into one of my hand's laps. Kisame was walking towards me, holding a green box. Almost ready...I opened the box lazily and pulled out Jaws.
"Thanks, un." Kisame gave me a thumbs-up.
"No problem." That was the last thing anyone said before I threw the bomb on the ground and ran. The blast from the explosion sent me flying and laughing. I rolled for a few feet until I caught myself; looking up to watch the hideout burn to ashes.
"DEIDARA!" I heard Pein yell somewhere in the distance. I smiled.
"Well, at least I got my birthday bang, un."
The End.