Bleeeehhhhhh but anyway the real plot will begin to arise in this chappy :3 remember to review the more reviews I get the more chappys you get... the longer the chappys get, and the better it will be reviews and comments are my muse man don't let meh down.
Sorry again for the bore fest lemon in the last chap trust me there are more MUTCH better ones to come that will fer sure make you feel all hot and botherd. Tee hee hee
Chapter four: Well Crap
Soul
Had
The
BEST
Dream
EVERRRR!
He woke up that morning tightly wrapped around his pillow... wait what? Naked? The fuck? He shot out of his bed a black pillow not so well placed on his private parts. That... WAS a dream...right? He shuffled to his dresser and almost fell into it.
"ah fucking son of a..." he held his hear and cursed. He grabbed a pair of sweat pants out of the drawer and put them on. He grabbed his phone and flipped it open. His suspensions where correct it was indeed Saturday... wait Saturday there's no school. He pushed himself out his bedroom door and into the living room. Maka wasn't in there. He then ran to her room and that to was empty... Souls heart sank.
"i guess she really never came home... im that big of a monster..." who knows maybe he woke up naked because she came home and he tried to for himself on to her again... he slid down the wall into a sitting position on the ground. She hated him he knew it.
"SOOOUUUULLL" Blair pounced into his lap in her cat form.
"not now Blair..." his voice was hushed.
"but but... Maka gave me specific instructions that I had to stay here until Soul woke up and give him his medicine" she pawed at his face. Soul looked at her.
"Maka was here?" it felt like I boulder just fell off his chest. "wait what medicine?" Blair pushed the medicine bottle into his face with her paws.
"taaakkkeee ittt!" he picked up the bottle and read the labels.
"anti depressant? dude im dot depre..." maybe Soul really did need it...
"my god Soul your apartment smells like sex" and there blair went again on the smell in the apartment because she could always smell everyth... wait...WHAT!
"YOU DID WHAT! WITH WHO!" Liz looked like she was about to give birth to a cow.
"yaaay! Maka and Soul sittin in a tree F.U.C.K.I.N.G!" patty jumped up and down on the table as kid started to have a heart attack.
"Maka dear lord death fix your hair its UNEVEN!" Maka had not even thought about the fact she even LOOKED like she had just had sex.
"i had to get it off my chest and I didn't know who else to talk to that wouldn't blab..." Maka looked down at her shoes. Kid shuffled up to the back of her hair and began to furiously rip out her pigtails.
"OH KID STOP IT!" Liz tried her best to shoo the maniac but never managed. Maka shrugged and just let the boy fix her hair. At least he would make it look nice and even.
"well um... how was it?" Maka blushed and began to play with the hem of her shirt.
"it wasn't as bad all they say your first time is... I mean should was completely drunk and I had no friggin idea why I pushed it so far anyway buuut... it was ummm... Nice I guess" Makas face flushed pink.
"just nice?" one of her eyebrows went up. "well I know how soul gets when hes drunk so im sure it was most likely quite an effort for him to even pull off" she laughed remembering how completely dumb he is when alcohol was involved.
"well it was a little MORE then nice but it would have been better if I knew that it would happen even if he wasn't drunk..." she frowned. He had a one night stand with soul...
"Maka im sure you may be wrong about that but..."
" perfectly symmetrical!" Kid felt better now that he had successfully fixed Makas pig tails. Liz rolled her eyes.
"well anyway you kiddos used protection right?" Maka got a funny look on her face.
"define protection" Liz went pale.
"like condoms and birth control... oh Maka please don't tell me you didn't use protection..." Makas body went stiff.
"no... we didn't" she shuffled in the chair nervously.
"oh holy shit Maka you might be in big trouble... he pulled out right?" paka now looked white as a sheet.
"no..." patty started jumping up and down laughing. Even kid looked at Maka with a grimm look.
"Maka might have a baby tee hee" patty jumped up and down on the table.
"thats not funny patty this is serious now get down" Kid held out his arms to try and coax the wild girl off the table.
"... patty is right Maka you may be in a load of shit we need to go to Maria's and see if she has something that may be able to help..."
Soul looked at his apartment more closely. NOTHING was where it should be. It looked like a tornado hit it. And Makas cloths where all over the floor in his bedroom. Why would her cloths be in his bedroom.
"umm Soul come to think of if Maka looked a little ditzy this morning" Blair got an evil smile on her face. "te hee hee where you a naughty boy?" Soul went pale and steadied himself on a chair.
"No Blair I don't think that's it... I think I may have tried to hurt her again but actually did it this time..." Soul felt sick. Even after the first indecent Maka came home but now there was no way.
"she didn't look very hurt to me" she looked at him confused. "but anyway..." Blair pulled a boy of condoms out of the junk drawer. (why the junk drawer?") and shook it. "you kiddies used one of these right?" Yup soul was gonna puke.
Liz and Maka knocked on professor Stein and Maria's door. As they had hoped the woman with the eye patch opened the door.
"oh hi you two" she smiled at them warmly. She looked a little confused when she got frightened looks in return.
"Soul and Maka had sex... no protection and he didn't pull out" Liz rubbed her temples and Maka looked down. The woman's smile dropped.
"oh... umm hold on come in." the two walked into the zigzag stitched house an d watched as she went through a small drawer puling out a box of pills. She filled a glass of water then walked over to Maka.
"this is a morning after pill but it may not do you any good Maka..." she frowned and handed the girl the pill and the water. She took it and looked at it. "next time Maka you really should think about investing in some birth control or some condoms. As of right now there is a 50/50 chance that you may be pregnant." Maka looked like she was about to faint.
"there wont be a next time don't worry" she frowned. The more she thought about it the worse she felt.
"well take this to... use it if you find your late ok" the woman pulled a small box out of the drawer as well. "its a pregnancy test... if anything comes up be sure to come talk to me ok" she took the box then looked at Liz.
"thanks Maria" then Liz and Maka walked out the door.
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