((Welcome back to Sonic '06 Bloopers!
Did you know that it has been a year since I joined FanFiction . net? Yay! One year anniversary! I need to post a chapter this month or else it'll pass me by! So I figured I'd add to my most popular story so far. Ready?
There's something I just thought of. In the story, all the bad acting could have easily been edited out by the editors or redone. To fix that, I think they saved some of the footage and accidentally input it into the game when it wasn't supposed to be, so that's how the glitches and bad acting appeared in the game.
Today we will be dealing with pranks, dares, and bad character models! *eye twitch*))
Chapter 5
"Take five, everybody," Arumakan said to the cast. "Sonic, Elise, and Eggman need to transition to Game Design Mods."
Elise nodded and headed to the Character Modifier, along with Eggman, but Sonic was nowhere to be seen.
"Has anyone seen Sonic?" Amy asked.
"He was just here a second ago," Tails said.
Blaze pointed out that Silver was missing as well, but that wasn't of much concern.
"Could one of you find Sonic?" Arumakan asked. "Shadow?"
The ebony and crimson hedgehog sighed and took one of the Emeralds. "Chaos Control," he said and disappeared.
Meanwhile, at a vendor's stand set up in the studio, Sonic was ordering 37 chili dogs from the man working at the counter. He leaned against the wall and was about to bite into the first one when it was whipped out of his hand and hovered just above the ground. Confused, the hedgehog tried to pick it up, but it once again slipped out of his grasp and more or less hopped away.
"Hey!" Sonic cried and ran for it. It stayed just ahead of him as he raced around set after his lunch, not watching where he was going and nearly running over multiple cast members and running across several unfinished sets. Sonic was gaining on his meal, and with a grin he lunged forward and tackled the rogue chili dog. He caught it under his arm like a football and tumbled until he stopped. The triumphant hedgehog laughed and held his prize up like a trophy, only to have water dumped on him. Spluttering, he sat up, and a large bucket fell on his head.
"Why you…!" Sonic growled and tilted the pail out of his eyes and looked up. Silver was floating above the now soaking hedgehog with a smirk, all 36 remaining chili dogs levitating beside him.
"Let's see how good you are at catching food in your mouth!" the mischievous silver Mobian leered and pelted Sonic with his lunch. Sonic cried out and held the bucket in front of his face as the chili dogs hit him. Without looking, he caught one in his fist and crushed it, the chili staining his gloves. Silver giggled behind his hand at the chili-coated speedster.
Thinking it was over, Sonic stood and started to wipe his face with his clean glove, but the last chili dog smushed right on the side of his face, and Silver fell to the ground, laughing, but this was a huge mistake. Sonic glared at him, irritated, as the chili dripped down his face. Then he snapped.
"Now you're gonna get it!" Sonic cried. Luckily, some of the chili dogs had landed in his bucket, and he charged at Silver with it. Silver screamed, scrambled to his feet and flew away, the hedgehog nipping at his heels, letting out a warrior's cry.
The two chased each other all over the stage, having a face-off around a tree before Silver got the upper hand and sped away, followed closely by the Blue Blur. It was quite comical, like a cartoon, and all their friends were enjoying it. Well, almost all of them.
"ENOUGH!" a gruff voice shouted. The two froze mid-chase, Sonic about to tackle Silver, Silver about to dodge. Shadow stood in front of them, fists clenched. Then the bucket hit him, chili splattering on his face.
"Uh oh…" Tails murmured.
A slow, evil smirk spread across the anti-hero's face, and his mouth formed the words, "now you'll pay." The only thing Sonic's friends could see was Shadow teleporting between the two and grabbing them by the scruffs of their necks before a fierce fight broke out. It was impossible to follow through a cloud of dust and sand from the beach set in which they fought, but they could hear the scuffle going on. Tails sighed, stood from a lawn chair and walked up to the hoard of hedgehogs. He pointed an air horn and blew it in the trio's ears. They stopped fighting abruptly, the three tangled in battle, and then they fell apart, covering their sensitive ears, complaining of the noise.
"Director?" Tails inquired.
Arumakan nodded, grabbed Sonic by the ear and dragged him off, with no lack of whining from his capture, toward the Character Modifier so the next scene could begin.
"There's more where that came from, Sonic!" Silver called to him, and Sonic instantly knew he'd better watch his back.
Scene 2 – First Capture
- Take 1 -
Sonic: *looking miserable as he runs in his ugly character model*
Elise: Um, why are you help—?
Sonic: *stops and drops her* You're heavy.
Arumakan: Take this seriously…please… Cut.
- Take 2 -
Sonic: *running, has a straight face compared to his grin in the CGI scene before*
Elise: Um…why are you helping me?
Sonic: *in a monotone* Because in this production of a game that will surely not be all that the hype says it will be, the script reads that I must save you from an obese man who never spent a day of his life in school but has an IQ higher than the greatest scientist anywhere or even the President of Mobius and it's really not my business what Eggman does but it's part of my personality to help those in distress and I admit I enjoy it even if it includes human maidens who are targeted for unknown reason, also I am required by my job and obligation to protect anyone that Eggman threatens even if I'd rather be running in Green Hill or dancing or eating my lunch that was just thrown at me moments before this scene by the most immature character in the cast and I don't understand why it's me, why am I the one to save a princess now all of a sudden, why not Mario, isn't he some sort of prince in shining armor for princesses and is supposed to save them from evil turtles, because I most certainly am just an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog with an absurd amount of muscle strength in my legs and flexibility and agility and am just very popular to teens and kids just because of my natural powers that I was born with, I became popular for rolling into a ball and short-circuiting a few robots that an obese man plays with for the sake of entertaining human minds, is there something wrong with that?
Elise: …
Arumakan: …
Tails: …
Amy: …
Shadow: …
Silver: …
SEGA: …
Society: …
Mario: …
Potato: …
Sonic: I repeat, is there something wrong with that?
- Take 3 -
*while Sonic fights the robots that had arrived, Elise gets grabbed by the claw attached to Eggman's ship*
Elise: *unrealistic scream* Ah!
Eggman: I'm afraid our little game ends now.
Elise: *struggling* Sonic, take this!
Silver: Yeah Sonic, taaaaaaake this!
Arumakan: Silver, get out of here!
Silver: *laughs* Gladly! *flies off*
- Take 4 -
Elise: *struggling pitifully, releases her arm* Sonic, take this! *drops the Emerald*
Sonic: *tries to lunge for it but trips as it falls directly below Elise*
Arumakan: Cut. Throw it harder next time.
-Take 5 -
Elise: Sonic, take this! *throws the Emerald too hard*
Knuckles: Go long!
Sonic: *starts to run for it but trips, falls and slides in to grab the Emerald* I got it!
Arumakan: Cut!
Sonic: Are you kidding me? That was an epic catch!
Tails: But you tripped. You never trip!
Sonic: I tripped twice! What is going on?
- Take 6 -
Silver: *with the clapper board* Taaaaake six! *claps it*
Elise: Sonic, take this! *throws the Emerald*
Sonic: *catches it* I've got it! And don't worry, I'll rescue you! *as the script instructs, starts to run and tries to jump, but as soon as he does, slams back down to earth – hard* Ouch!
Arumakan: What the…?
Sonic: What's wrong with me today? I can't defy gravity like usual!
Silver: *snickers in the background, using his telekinesis to mess with Sonic, able to make the aura that forms around objects or people he's manipulating invisible*
- Take 7 -
Sonic: And don't worry, I'll rescue you! *finds he's once again frozen in place* I can't move!
Arumakan: Just continue the scene!
Elise: *nods to the director, then to Sonic* I know…
Eggman: Hmph! It's only a matter of time until it's mine! Until then, you can hold on to it for me. *the aircraft raises into the giant ship that's waiting that looks quite a bit like the Egg Carrier and Egg Carrier 2 from the Sonic Adventure series*
Sonic: *only then can he move, and all he can do is watch the carrier fly off for a good thirty seconds, not even thinking about parcour, being able to jump on the buildings to at least TRY to reach it*
*end scene*
"Excellent job," Arumakan said as the camera shut off.
"Wait, that's the end of the scene?" Sonic cried. "That's ridiculous! I could've easily jumped up there, spin-attacked the arm and caught her! I was supposed to try!
Arumakan sighed. "And I don't know what happened with that, but the scene was fine as it is, and it's already late in the day. I think you should all go home and get some rest, the filming next takes place in the morning."
Sonic grumbled to himself and ran off. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a silently-laughing shiny grey hedgehog on one of the roofs, hidden from the camera's view. He stopped, narrowed his eyes, picked up a stone and chucked it, hitting Silver in the head and making him fall off the roof.
That night, Tails and Sonic got together in Sonic's trailer for a game night. They played several riveting rounds of Checkers, Battleship, and two-player video-games. They were in the middle of playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 when there was a knock on the door.
"I've got it," Sonic said, and answered.
"Hiya!" Amy grinned and waved.
Sonic mentally groaned but put on a smile. "Hey, Ames," he said.
"Hi, Amy!" Tails called.
"I heard you and Tails were playing games, can I join?" she asked.
"Well, we're just playing two-player games, and—"
"That's okay! I brought my own!" Amy waltzed right in, carrying several board games, such as Scrabble, Pictionary, and Twister. She also had a pad of paper.
Sonic sighed, know it it was no use to kick her out now that she was in.
Amy plopped down on a couch and took out the mat for Twister.
"Tails, you do the spinner," Amy said, handing it to him.
"Uh…okay," Tails agreed.
"Sonic, you ready?" the pink hedgehog asked.
"I guess."
"Tails, spin!" Amy demanded, and the game began.
Ten minutes later, Sonic was stretched over Amy, the two tangled in each other's limbs, and their noses were touching, both blushing, though Amy more than Sonic.
"Right arm red," Tails instructed.
Amy stretched her arm to red, landing Sonic's face directly in her chest. Sonic blushed fiercely and broke away, but got tangled and fell.
"Sonic loses!" Tails cried.
"I'm done with this game," Sonic declared.
Amy, who was bright red with embarrassment, perked up. "Truth or Dare!" she stated.
"Eh?" Sonic raised an eyebrow.
"Let's play Truth or Dare! I prepared for it!" she said again, picking up her notebook.
"I don't think that's such a good—" he began, but was cut off.
"Since it was my idea, I'll ask first!" Amy quipped. "Sonic, truth or dare?"
"Um…dare."
"I dare you to tell me who you like!"
Tails chuckled. "I don't think that's how it works, Amy."
Amy pouted. "Fine, I dare you…. to dress in one of my dresses!"
"What? No," Sonic protested.
"You have to do it," Tails pointed out.
Sonic sighed. "Go get it…"
Amy squeaked in excitement and ran out of the trailer. Moments later, she reappeared, her red dress draped over her arm. She thrust it into Sonic's hands.
"Go and change then!" she said.
Sonic left the room to change. He came back a minute later wearing the strapless dress, having to hold it up around his torso.
"How do you stand this? It won't stay up," he said.
Tails looked at the dressed-up hedgehog and covered his mouth to keep from laughing, while Amy squealed and laughed out loud. Sonic blushed.
"There, I did it, happy?" he said.
Both nodded, smiling broadly.
Sonic shuffled out of the room to get out of the dress.
"Tails, truth or dare?" Sonic asked when he rejoined his friends.
"Truth," Tails replied.
"Who would you rather spend a week with, Shadow or Rouge?"
Tails thought for a second. "Shadow," he said. "Rouge might make me into her personal slave."
"Shadow might make you into a punching bag," Amy pointed out.
Tails shrugged. "I doubt it."
After a moment of silence, Amy said, "It's your turn, Tails."
"Oh," he said. "Sonic, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Amy pouted again as Tails asked, "What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?"
"Well, let's see…." Sonic thought for a while, saying, "Hm…well there was that one time when – no…that's not it… Or what about – nah…" He shrugged. "I guess there isn't really anything," he said.
"Oh, c'mon, there's got to be something," Tails urged.
Sonic smiled. "Alright. The most embarrassing thing I can think of is that I was late for some hang-out with you and Knuckles and I ran there in my leopard-print boxers."
Tails laughed, remembering that, and Amy giggled.
"Amy?" Sonic asked.
"Truth!"
"Hm… Would you rather go on a date with Eggman or be roboticized?"
Amy wrinkled her nose. "Be roboticized, definitely. Eggman is such a sleazebag!"
Sonic laughed and nodded in agreement.
"Sonic, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
Amy sighed as her idea to ask him who he liked was shot down again. She read from her notebook. "Sing What Does the Fox Say with Tails while hula-hooping and chewing gum."
Sonic smirked, grabbed a hair-brush and a hula-hoop from outside, popped a wad of gum in his mouth, and began the dare. He sang What Does the Fox Say while rotating his hips to keep the hoop spinning around his waist without trouble. He was a surprisingly good singer and the gum and swiveling a hoop around his hips didn't throw him off one bit. Tails, on the other hand, was very off-key. Amy clapped and they sat down.
"Tails, truth or dare?" Sonic asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to act like a puppet in your scene in filming tomorrow!"
Tails laughed and nodded, then asked Amy the question, of which she picked dare.
Tails told her the prank, smirking.
"No way! He'll kill me!" Amy cried.
"That won't happen," Sonic assured.
Amy frowned but nodded, and all three left the trailer and went across the lot to Shadow's. The ground was covered in gravel, so there was no shortage of the supplies they needed. Amy began to pelt Shadow's window with stones, one by one, Sonic and Tails counting silently.
One…two…three…four…
Silence.
Five…six…seven…eight…
Did the floorboards creak inside?
Nine…ten…
A dim light turned on.
Eleven…
"Knock it off!" Shadow stormed out of his house. He was wearing a night eye-mask, a white t-shirt and plaid shorts, and on his feet were bunny slippers.
Amy shrieked and shielded herself behind her two friends, who were laughing behind their hands at the angry hedgehog's nightwear.
"What's do you want?" Shadow demanded.
"Amy, would you do the honors?" Sonic urged.
Amy squeaked, squeezed her eyes shut and threw a handful of pebbles at him.
Shadow growled and lunged at them. Sonic laughed and grabbed his friends' hands, then ran back into the trailer. Shadow slammed their door behind them and shouted, "And don't let me see your faces again until morning!" before storming off. The three collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughing and panting.
"M-Maybe we should play a different game," Sonic suggested, still laughing a bit.
Tails nodded. "Yeah."
They played some Scrabble (Tails won with the longest words) and Pictionary (nobody won) before going to bed.
The next morning, Sonic was asleep in bed, one leg and arm dangling over the side of the bed, snoring. There was a rapping on the door and Knuckles called in from outside.
"C'mon, you're gonna be late!"
Sonic snorted and woke with a start. He got to his feet and got ready for another day of filming. Everyone walked in together, Shadow a bit more bitter this morning due to his midnight wake-up call. Sonic and Tails were smirking at his expense, and it wasn't long before they were all put to work.
Scene 3 – Meeting with Tails
- Take 1 -
Tails: *waves with both arms as Sonic runs over, already acting like an over-ecstatic puppet based on the dare* Sonic!
Sonic: Tails! Long time no see!
Tails: *points with his finger* I'm glad you're here. *pause, shakes arms erratically* I heard you tried to save their Princess from Dr. Eggman.
Sonic: *looking around* Where the heck did my dignity go in this game…?
Tails: *snickers then laughs*
Arumakan: *groan* Don't do this to me so early in the morning…Someone get me coffee.
- Take 2 -
Tails: *erratic arm movements* I heard you tried to save their Princess from Dr. Eggman!
Sonic: *apparently giving Tails the silent treatment all of a sudden, crosses his arms*
Tails: You're going to rescue her, aren't you? Let me help! *shakes head* I may not know what Eggman is up to, but it can't be a good thing! *shakes his arms again*
Sonic: GAWD DANGIT TAILS WHY ARE YOU SO NOSY.
Tails: Cause Imma fox.
- Take 3 -
Tails: You're going to rescue her, aren't you? Let me help! *shakes head* I may not know what Eggman is up to, but it can't be a good thing! *shakes his arms again*
Sonic: *apparently in a good mood again, though his character model makes his face look almost angry* Okay! With your help, this'll be a piece of cake! Even though I'll be doing most of the work… The only thing you do is close a gate…
Arumakan: FOLLOW THE SCRIPT. IT WAS MADE FOR A REASON!
-Take 4 -
Sonic: *still looks angry though he's not, gives a thumbs up* Okay! With your help, this should be a piece of cake! *hits him in the head and runs off*
Tails: Ow…Oh, uh, Heh heh! *fist pump* I'll do my best! *runs with over-exaggerated movements, then flies after his friend*
Arumakan: And scene…
Knuckles: Did anyone else notice the pixilated shadows and shiny skin…?
Amy: HE IS EDWARD CULLEN. HE IS A VAMPIRE. HE SHINES IN THE SUN.
Sonic: How about no.
((That's the end of this chapter. I've been writing for about six hours almost non-stop and it's a pain in the butt. All for the sake of you having more to read. I was originally going to put glitches from the first level, Wave Ocean, in here, but I'm too tired and lazy, and this chapter is past 3,ooo words, so I'll end it here. Stay tuned for the next chapter, where we WILL start getting into glitches! That'll be fun…
Have a splendid day!))
~SonicTheHedgehog-Nerd