Not much to say at the beginning except thank you for the reviews and NO! I SHOULD NOT MAKE HIS SLEEPING BEAUTY MY PRIORITY! Garsh. Yes, I like that story, but it's not a project. I have this thing. I can have two projects at a time, no more than that, which are my main focus. I have side things, but only two projects at a time. I've only had four so far:
1. The Fate of the Boys
2. Finding Answers
3. That Was Then
4. TEENAGERS!
Teenagers is my baby. I like HSB, but I don't plan for it to be a big focus of mine. Maybe 15 chapters? yea. But Teenagers is a major project, please check it out. Sorry about that little tirade, but for some reason people seem to like my side stuff better than my projects, which is upsetting. Please check out Teenagers, I really don't think it's getting the attention it deserves. Sorry for that, I didn't mean for this note to be so long!

Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Flies or the Notebook...or segways...

Ralph heard the front door bell ring and smiled in relief. He wasn't sure if he could take another minute of 'The Notebook,' his fiancee's favorite movie. Gently lifting her head out of his lap, he stood and went to the door.

"That your friends?" She asked. He nodded. She stood and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Okay then. Want me to pause the movie so we can watch it when you get home?" He shook his head.

"No! I mean, no, that's fine. Your friends should be hear soon anyways." She smiled and kissed his cheek.

"All right. See you later I guess sweety. Have fun, but not too much," she replied, kissing his cheek again. "Wouldn't want you hungover at the ceremony." He laughed and untangled himself from her arms, kissing the top of her head.

"Fine. See you later."

"Bye." Ralph walked out the door and was immediately greeted by an already slightly tipsy Jack Merridew.

"Who's ready to party?" He yelled excitedly. The other boys, or men as they now were, whooped at the exclamation. Ralph rolled his eyes. They really hadn't changed much in the last ten years, just enough that he could sometimes enjoy their company, even Jack's and Roger's.

"Remind me again why you're my best man and I invited you people to this." Ralph said sarcastically. Jack slung his arm over his shoulder.

"Because I'm awesome, and you have no friends." Ralph punched him in the side and Jack laughed.

"Jerk," Ralph muttered. Then he looked to the friendliest of the former hunters and grinned. "Hey Maurice, do you want to be my best man?" Maurice smiled, well, smiled more.

"Sure!"

"Hey!" Jack cried indignantly. After a brief argument, the three of them decided that Jack would be the best man 1. because he had somehow become Ralph's best friend, 2. he already had the rings and it would kind of be a waste of time and 3. he brought segways. That's right, segways.

"Weeeeeeeeee!" Jack squealed happily. Let me remind you, he was slightly tipsy already.

"Hey Ralph! Why didn't you ask me to be your best man?" Roger asked. After all, he was certainly better friends with Ralph than Maurice, right? Ralph laughed uncomfortably, not really wanting to tell the guy he still scared the hell out of him. Luckily, Jack drove his segway into a tree, providing an adequate distraction from the question.

Midnight (Two Hours Later)

"Get out of here you hoodlums!" An old bar owner yelled at them, giving each drunken man in the bachelor party a good hard kick in the ass as they exited, laughing about absolutely nothing.

"Hey, hey Ralph," Jack said, barely containing a laugh.

"Yea?" Ralph responded, smiling idiotically.

"Hey, hey Ralph. Ralph. Hey. Hey, hey dude, Ralph, dude, d'you hear dat?" He asked.

"What?"

"I'm a hoodlum!" They both started laughing stupidly and all the other guys joined in, even though they'd been too busy watching Roger throw up in the gutter to know what he said. Then, as they began to stumble towards their segways, everyone collapsed at the same time, still cracking up. "Hey, hey dude, Ralph."

"Yea?"

"Hey Ralph, man, dude, Ralph, Raaaaaaaalph Ralphiiiiiiiie Ralphadoodledandee," He kept going, moving on to say Roger's name that way, and Maurice's and Bill's and Robert's and Samneric's, lastly returning to Ralph's name.

"Yeah?"

"Dude, your sister is hot!"

"Yea man, I guess."

"Like, like smoking hot man!"

"Hey, hey that's awesome dude!" Ralph said, laughing. "Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! You liiiiiiiiike her you liiiiiiiiiiiike her!" He squealed poking Jack in the side repeatedly. THey both started cracking up.

"Hey dude, is it like, like, I mean, I know it's incest if you date her, but is it incest if I date her?" Jack asked.

"Naw man!" Roger answered for Ralph.

"I don't know Jack." Ralph replied as though Roger had said absolutely nothing.

"So, so can I?"

"Aw yea! Go for it man! I gots ta warn ya though, she's like waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of your league!" Then they both laughed at absolutely nothing.

"Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke!" Bill shouted. Everyone whooped. "Okay, okay, so there was, um, a girl! That's it! SHe was a girl. SO, she always fell asleep during, um, during, um, religion class, so this kid that sat behind her brought a stick in from recess and poked her in the back whenever the teacher asked a question. The teacher asked "Who is our lord?" The boy poked her in the back and then she groaned, "God!" Then the teacher asked who our Savior is, the boy poked her and she groaned "Jesus!" Then the teacher asked what Eve said to Adam after they had their first baby. The boy poked the girl in the back and she yelled "If you don't stop poking me with that stick I'll snap it in half!" Then they all cracked up, even though it wasn't that funny, and commenced telling dirty jokes that may or may not have made sense.

A few minutes later, they all stood up and made their way to the segways, but Jack was kind of swinging his arms all over the place and hit some lady in the ass. It may or may not have been accidental. Probably not. Then the lady turned, screamed "PERVERT!" and peppersprayed him like there was no tomorrow. Shortly after, as Jack bumbled around blindly, he managed to knock over every single one of those segways.

It made no sense. They hadn't done anything. Or at least, they didn't think they did. But look at it this way, they were drunk and Jack was still blinded by pepperspray, so their wits weren't really with them at the moment. It had seemed perfectly logical at the time that Jack would be able to ride his segway just as well blind as they could drunk. It wasn't their fault those trees and parked cars kept jumping out in front of them!

"Whoa man! It's like that Aurora thingamabob!" Roger exclaimed, pointing at the flashing red and blue lights on the policemen's- get this- segways. Jack downed a can of beer as he continued to ride forward. Then he put it down in a conveniently located cup holder and did a 180 turn, screaming "FOR NARNIA!" He charged forward somewhat blindly at one of the policemen and crashed into his segway, laughing evilly. When the policemen's "vehicle" went down and his didn't, he spun around in circles again and again, waving like those people you always see in Hoverround commercials. "I'm spinning in circles!" He sang stupidly. "!" The other policeman turned his segway around and started towards Jack.

"Oh, you're gonna get it now punk!" Jack giggled.

"Hey Ralph! Check it out! I'm a punk now!" Ralph joined in the laughing. THen Jack noticed how close the policeman was getting. "Aw shit!" He put the segway into full speed (That's right, a full five miles per hour!) and started riding to catch up with his friends as the policeman chased behind. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPAS!" He picked up his empty beer can and chucked it back at the officer's head. "Ha! Take that Mr. Fuzz!"

"You do realize I'm wearing a helmet right?" The officer called.

"Damn."

The next day, as Ralph's fiancee predicted, they were all hungover for the ceremony.

Whaddaya think people? It's probably only funny to me, and maybe my friend mchammer4, but you know. Whatevs. Hope you liked. I'm probably not gonna update this very often, just whenever I get inspiration, but I've still got another chapter before you people have to worry about that. The next chapter will be on the island and titled "NOT Gay" It's about an awkward conversation between two awesome characters. And no. It's not slash. Now off with you, and review!