America:"Achoo!" Alfred sneezed, making you jump almost out of you skin. Like everything else, his sneeze was loud, obnoxious, and short. You hesitantly got tissues out of you bag and held out your arm to him; like he had the plague
"Dudette, I just sneezed!" He whined, blowing his nose. You smiled and shook you head.
"Yes, and it scared the daylights outta me! But as least it was totally American." You grinned at the joke, him grinning right along with you. He sneezed a few more times and you two left the flower shop at that point; having attracted too much attention. It was all Alfred's fault for his sneezes making you laugh.
Germany: Ludwig and been scrunching up his nose for five minutes, eye twitching and making struggling gasps every few seconds. You were watching it with mild amusement, just waiting for him to sneeze; but his German stubbornness was too strong. So, you decided to help it along. You walked over to him bending over his paperwork and whispered in his ear; keeping far enough away not to get hurt.
"Gazuntite." You whispered. That did the trick.
"ACHOOOO!" You jumped back as his entire body shook with the force of his sneeze. His eye were teary and his face looked like he was just drugged; you thought this was the funniest thing ever. You laughed so hard you feel to the ground while he was unable to stop sneezing.
"Liebie! (ACHOO!) Why vould jou (ACHOO!) do zhat!" (ACHOO!" He was now out of his chair and using a handkerchief to cover his mouth. After about two minutes of this he finally stopped, slumping in his chair and breathing heavily. You took another minute to recover, tears streaming down your face. Ou felt bad for laughing at his suffering but his face was just too funny. You went over to him and patted his back.
"You know, if you had just let it out, you wouldn't be going through this, you know?" You teased, making him groan and shake his head. He never tried to hold back a sneeze around you again.
England: You both were outside at the coffee and tea shop where you met and outside, enjoying the nice fall weather. You were, at least. Arthur was just taking a sip of his tea when disaster struck."Acheek!" He sneeze, tea splashing all over the place; on him, the table, and everywhere else. You bit your lip, trying not to laugh at you boyfriend who was looking mortified. He began sputtering an apology, trying to wipe off the tea. You handed him a handkerchief and moved his teacup out of the way. After a few minutes his cheeks faded to a dull pink and he cleared his throat, not looking at you.
"Sorry…"
"Bless you." You responded casually, taking a sip of your tea. You two sat in silence for a few more minutes; you smiling and he was blushing
"So…" you said slowly, grin growing slightly wider, "'Acheek? Are you a little school girl?" You tease. Arthur blushed and put his face in his hands.
Canada: Matthew wanted to show you how to tap maple trees. So, you stood under the trees with your buckets and smelling the crisp mountain air.
"Achtc"You turned around to see Matthew with half his face in his elbow. He was blushing a little bit and looking up at you. You laughed and put down your buckets, walking over to hug him.
"Can you get any cuter?" You asked, hugging him tightly. He blushed and hugged back briefly.
"I-it was just a sneeze…" He stuttered, smiling and blushing.
N. Italy: You were in the kitchen with Feli and making another pasta dish. You heard a crash and turned around to see Feli's head covered in a black cloud… of pepper.
"Achoo! Achooachooachoo!" He was sneezing as if his life depended on it, barely finishing the first sneeze before another came around. His eyes watered and he fell on his butt, still sneezing. You rushed to his side, but seeing that there was nothing you could do for him you tried to clean up the mess that was made. After a few more seconds of sneezing he made one final sneeze and sat on the kitchen floor, looking like he was deathly sick; a small thing of snot hanging from his nose. You handed him a napkin and smiled, half disgusted and half marveling at how cute he was. He looked like a little five year old sitting on the floor, so cute…
"Bless you." You said, handing him another napkin.
"Thank-a you, bella." He sniffled, wiping his nose.
Russia: You were helping your boyfriend dust his office when you made a unnerving discovery. The dusty and murky room slowly came alive as you threw back the dusty curtain and a bit of dust flew in the air as Ivan wiped off his desk. You coughed as the dust flew up from the curtain and stopped when you heard the strangest sound.
"Achew."It sounded like a little mouse sneezing, so small and cute the sound was. You turned around and saw Ivan holding a handkerchief over his nose and mouth, eyes wide. He sneezed again, that cute little sneeze of his. His eyes slammed shut and his face scrunched up dust settled and he turned around, blushing. You smiled and hugged him from behind, loving his adorableness.
"And they call you a monster, you big bundle of cuteness…" You muttered, loving his warm coat and everything about him. But he made you promise not to tell anyone of his little… secret. Though you tired to make him sneeze every chance you got when the two of you were alone.
Japan: "Hey, Kiku? Why is it that I have never heard you sneeze?" You asked after you did said action. He looked at you with his normal emotionless gaze.
"Because I never had need to." He responded simply. You pondered this and came up with a plan. When he was taking a small nap after a meeting with Alfred, Arthur, Ludwig, and Feli, you put your plan into action. You came up with the softest, most ticklish feather you could find and a hint of pepper in it and crept over to his napping spot. You then wiggled the feather over his nose and waited; you didn't have to wait long.
"Hi-A chio!" He sneeze, sounding angry. He then jumped up, looking around in fright. You were hiding behind the couch, trying not to be seen. Seen no one there, he layed back down. You never asked about his sneeze again.
France: You were walking at night with Francis in the park and talking, suddenly, he stopped, body tense and on high alert. You looked around, getting close to Francis in case it was a mugger. It was something very different, much to your surprise.
"Acheeze!" Francis sneeze, waking a few of the local animals. You also jumped away, surprised. He straightened up and wiping his nose, looking sheepish.
"Desolé, ma amoure."
"Bless you…" You looked at him strangely and once again wrapped your hand in his clean one. "Cheese? That is what you sneeze? Would you like some wine with that cheese or something?" You asked, not wanting to be rude but you were just too astounded to say anything else. He grinned sheepishly and shook his head.
"What can I say, ma amour? C'est mon vie. And yes, I would love a glass, and i would truly love it if you would join me~"
S. Italy: You were working on a small cleaning project at your house and surprisingly Romano had come to help you. You were struggling to reach a box on top of your closet but couldn't reach it, much to your frustration.
"Here, let-a me help." He said, Grabbing you around your waist and hoisting you up. You yelped in surprise but found you were now able to reach the box. You pulled it out and a cloud of dust bunnies fell with it, covering you and Romano. You coughed and gave a small sneeze and looked down at Romano. His entire face was gray and a dust bunny hung off his little curl, fluttering and twisting.
"Ah-ah- Ahchoo-a!" He sneezed, using your shirt as a tissue; face buried in your stomach.
"Romano!" You screamed, trying to get his runny nose away from your shirt and squirm out of his grip. He stumbled and fell on his but; luckily in a chair. You jumped up and checked your shirt, horrified to see a big dark stain on your favorite shirt. "Really!" You shouted indignantly getting up to get him a tissue and towel for his dusty face.
"What-a you want from-a me? I-a had to-a sneeze and my-a hands where-a full!" He shouted back after you throw a towel at him and went to change.
Spain: You two were outside in your personal garden taking care of the budding tomato plants. Antonio was dozing in the furrow while you took care of the flowers, loving the tomato plants in front of you.
"Hicachoo!"You looked down at the surprised as Antonio eyes were wide open and staring at the clear blue sky.
"Bless you, sleeping beauty." You laughed, loving the big grin that came to his face as he began to laugh.
"Sorry, chica! I seem to be allergic to tomato flowers." He laughed, getting comfortable again.
"Oh well, I guess you can't have any more tomatoes anymore~" you teased, getting the best horrified expression from him.
Prussia: "Hey liebe! Vhere did jou go, little liebe~" Gilbert called while you were listening to music and cleaning the dusty storage room. You didn't hear him come in or him shouting at you. He scared the living hell out of you when he slammed his hands down on your shoulders and screamed boo in your ear. You hit him with your dustin rag, showering him with dust.
"Damn it, Gilbert! Why the hell would you scare me like-"
"Keshikt!" Gilbert sneezed, covering his mouth with his gloved hands. You feld disgusted at the sneeze but were confused by the sound he made"What was that? Can that even be called a sneeze?" You asked. He sniffled and grinned, taking off his gloves and throwing them away.
"Kesesese! No, liebe! Zhat is a genuine and awesome sneeze brought to jou by zhe awesome me!" He preened, making you roll your eyes and laugh.
Greece:Hercules somehow was wrapped up with more cats than you ever thought possible and you just sighed. You curled up next to him; it had a long day.
"Chu!" Your eyes snapped open as soon as he sneezed, body snapping into the fetal around you and causing the cats to scatter. His gri was vice like and he held you in a strange wrestling hold with his arms under yours and forcing your shoulders back so some parts of your spine popped a little. You thought it felt nice but at the same time you were surprised at the violent sneeze.
"Bless you, lion…" You said cautiously. He released you and sat up, blushing.
"Sorry. I don't sneeze very often, but it's not pretty when I do." He mumbled. You never questioned it.
Author's note: So, recently I was sitting around with my best friend when I sneezed. Loud and let everyone know within a fifty meter radius that it was me, not a mouse, that sneezed. Once the echo of the sneeze faded, my friend started laughing at me. We then started talking about hetalia and they gave me an idea. "What is they had a funny sneeze?" At that point, I was almost done thinking up these scenarios. So, heres a little thing to help you get through until the next and hopefully better update. Tell me if you guys like it and request more or better scenarios and I'll see what I can do. Read on! 8-)