Hey, so I woke up and had this idea. Wouldn't it be really cute if Percival wrote a letter to his mom while he was waiting to see her? I thought it'd be sweet, so I wrote it. I'm sorry I've kind of been lacking on the funny stuff, but I'll post something funny as soon as I think of it. Until then, enjoy!

Dear Mommy,
I miss you a whole bunch. One of the older boys, I don't remember his name, said that I should write this letter to give to you when they find you. He's helping me spell and stuff too. I don't remember a whole lot Mommy, am I sick? The big kids told me my name is Percival Wemys Madison, and that I used to know my address and my phone number, but I guess we all forgot that. I can't remember you either Mommy. I hope that doesn't make you sad.

We're on a big boat going home now. When I first got on the big boat, I thought we were being taken by pirates, but the boy with the red hair said that was stupid. The nice boat man, Captain Anderson, he told me that this is a navy boat that's gonna make sure we get back to our families all safe. I like him, he explains things really nice. The other boat people are trying to find all our families for us. The big kids are all lucky, 'cuz they know their mommy's and daddy's names and their telephone numbers, so they found their families real quick. Us littluns, that's what they call us, we don't remember that stuff. Most of them remember what their mommies and daddies were like, but not their names. How will they find them if we don't know their names? But they're lucky too Mommy, because they can remember things that I can't. Am I really, truly sick? The doctor says I'm not, but I'll only believe it if you tell me Mommy.

What are you like Mommy? What's Daddy like? Do I have brothers and sisters? Yea, I bet I do. I hope it doesn't make them sad that I can't remember. I pinky promise I don't mean to forget, it just happened. Sometimes I think I remember you Mommy, but then it goes away and I feel sad again. I try not to be, because I know you don't want me to be sad, but I can't help it. I promise I try not to be though.

I bet you're the best Mommy in the world. You must be. Actually, I know you are. I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure you're tall and pretty and that you look like me, but a girl version. I don't know how, but I know that you give the best hugs, and that you'd kiss my owwies when they hurt. You'd read me bedtime stories, and you'd be better at it than Ralph. You'd play games with me, and you wouldn't cheat like Johnny. You'd say that I'm your baby, that I'm the best little boy in the world just like the other littluns mommies say, only you'd say it even better.

The big boat men promised that they'd find you just like they found the big kids' mommies, and when they do, I'm going to hug you really super tight, and I'm going to give you this letter and you're going to read it and hug me even more. Then we'll go home, and you'll make my absolute favorite food, whatever that is, and it'll be all good again. Won't it be? I can't wait.

I think someday, when I go to sleep, I'll remember you and Daddy and our whole family, then I'll run to Captain Anderson and tell him. He'll be happy, because we're friends and friends are happy for each other when good things happen. Then they'll find you and call you, and you'll be so happy that you'll run to the dock, because you must've missed me like I've missed you. Won't that be nice Mommy? I can't wait to remember. I've been trying so very hard to remember Mommy, but the doctor says it's hard to remember sometimes. Boy, does he got that right. He thinks I must've hit my head at some point for me to forget so much, but I think he's wrong. I'm pretty sure I'd remember hitting my head. Grown ups are silly sometimes, aren't they Mommy? But you're not silly. You're perfect. I can't wait to see you and prove that you're the bestest, most perfect Mommy in the whole world. It won't be too long now I'm sure. Until then, I love you Mommy. I really really do.

Love,
Your Percival

Awww, that's cute! How do you think I did? I tried to make it seem like something a little kid would write, but tell me if there was anything you thought seemed out of place. And also, tell me if you agree that this was adorable, cuz it was meant to be. Just review and say whatever you want, even if that happens to be monkey butts, because reviews make me happy peeps! So yea, do that.