America:

Hero:Hey baby

You: Hey, Alfred. I'm so fat...

Hero: No you're not! Don't let anyone make you think that!

You: I just ate three hamburgers at McDonalds

Hero: I just ate 7 packs of cookies!

You: You have cookies?

Hero: Door is open and the blanket is warm

Germany: You: Luddy? Are you drunk?

Luddy: I am not as think as you drunk I am

You: Ludwig? Did Russia challenge you and Gilbert to a drinking competition?

Luddy: Maybe…

You: We are still running tommorow. Payback

You: I'm picking you up. Don't move.

England: You:If you were here I might be alright about my cuddly mood.

Prince Charming: yes, I agree!

You:but that could be a problem

Prince Charming: how?

You:I would never let you go and probably kiss you and hug you to death

Prince Charming: Love, I'm still not seeing a problem ;)

You:This is why you are my boyfriend

Canada: You: I am so proud of my boyfriend!

best friend:Why?

You: Last night he was so drunk that he didn't remember me.

Best friend:Why are you proud of that?

You: Because when I tried to take his shirt off he pushed me away and said I have a girlfriend.

Best Friend: Marry him

"Maple? Why are you smiling? Did I do something when I was drunk?" Matthew asked, curled up on the couch and trying to sleep off his hangover.

N. Italy: PASTA~: "Bella! Bela! Please help me!

You: What?

PASTA~: Ludwig is singing in just his underwear in the middle of my floor!

You: Why? Are you partying or something?

PASTA~: No! Ludwig and his brother wanted to try my wine and mix it with beer and then Ivan showed up and now the room won't stop spinning

You: Slow down. Did you have anything to drink other than water?

PASTA~: I had a little of my wine but Ivan started to laugh and said he had better water it down and poured some smelly water in the wine.

You: Feli that was vodka. Do I need to pick you up?

PASTA~: Bella! I have no idea where I am! Help me!

You: ok, is there a sign somewhere around so I can help? Look for a sign!

PASTA~: there are a lot of metal bars and funny scary people here

You: Police station got it.

You to Ludwig(next morning): You are going to be roasted over the fires of hell for letting Feli drink. You to are grounded from each other for a week.

Ludwig: What did I do?

Russia:

Cuddle Bear: Good morning Sunflower3

You: Ivan, I'm in America because my boss wants me to be there. It's midnight here.

Ivan: I am getting the magic metal pipe of pain. Where are you?

Cuddle Bear: I told you I would be in America a week ago and why are you so mad?

You: Oh God! I mean I would be visiting the country America! I'm not cheating on you I promise!

Cuddle Bear: ...

You: This is awkward…

Japan: Hey, can I come over?

You: NO! I couldn't care less if you came over or not! Not that you really care about me!

Kiku: Are you on your womanly cycle?

You: Why would you assume that!

Kiku: I'll be right over with chocolate and you're favorite anime that just got released last week? And I'll give you a back massage

You: This is why I love you...

France:Hey, what's up?

You: Nothing, there's this random idiot texting outside my house and throwing stones. He has been doing this for two hours.

Francis: Ma amour. That's me.

You: What the heck! Why do you look different? What are you wearing?!

Francis: I may have done something to Ludwig's house.

You: Ur lucky I love you

S. Italy: Romano: Help. M drunk.

You: What do you want me to help you with? More drinks?

Romano: Same me. I'm too funk. I'M SO SRUNK!

You: Nope u can still type. Not drunk enough!

Romano:Help me p.

You: Please don't die. The front door is open and there r puke buckets stationed everywhere around the house. U miss u clean it up. Good nite.

Spain: Hey u ready 2 party?!

America: Who is this?

Antonio: Oh, sorry, wrong #. Bye

America: But I want 2 party!

Prussia: You: Can u promise me u'll never fall in love with any other girl?

I'm Awesome: No

You: So u really don't want to love me forever?

I'm Awesome: No I won't love u alone forever. I will meet them sometime in the future and she will call you 'mommy'

You: U hv no idea how much I love you right now

I'm Awesome: So if I wanted to meet this girl in the next nine month or so…

You: Not happening

You: Good try, though. Almost had me

I'm Awesome: Damn it

Greece: You: Hercules. Do u know how drunk u were last night?

Hercules: I was just having a few drinks with Sadik. I wasn't drunk

You: U started petting one of the stray cats saying look how small this lion is!

Hercules: It was orangish yellow & had a tiny mane.

You: No, it was grey & u held it up saying the king of the beasts

Hercules: Did Sadik see?

You: He saw everything and has yet to stop laughing.

Hercules: Shit, this is a nightmare. I'm taking a nap

Turkey:By hide. WOW A SUB WENT BEHIND A CONCRETE WALL!

You: Say what?

My Masky: By hide? Nix hide?

You: Are u drunk?

My Masky:I ment burr not hide. Ya had a few on the plane. AND GEEZ! I MENT SUV!

You: Hand ur phone off to someone who isn't hammered.

My Masky: Wah! So may Japan's and Greeceses!

You: I'm tracking ur phone and picking u up. Just go lay down

Author's Note: Heyo! This wonderful idea that has been written terrably by your truly was suggested by Edward Elric Waifu. Thank you for suggesting this and helping me with my writers block! If anyone else wants a scenero they want me to write, don't hesitate to ask. I may not update it immedietly but I promise I will get to it eventually. Thank you for reading and read on, loves! (^≈^)