Suri: Welcom to the finally updated story!

Teki: I wish you would have just quit, left it be, and spared all these poor delusional people that call themselves you fans the mental trama.

Suri: don't make me hurt you, and I will, just for old times sake...

Teki: whatever

Suri: ten second head start...

Teki: SHIT! -runs-

Suri: -pulls out a metal baseball bat- and as I've said so many times before, on with da fic!...and chasing retarded little brothers

-chases him-

The sun rose brilliantly over the forests of the feudal era. As two girls sat in a cave poking their naked parents with a stick.

"Eww, this is so gross..."Megami muttered disgustedly.

Megumi sighed, "At least now we know where they are"

"Ugh, and what they did..."

Inuyasha opened his eyes, glancing sleepily at his twin daughters, before rolling over and going back to sleep. It only took a few seconds for him to register the fact that he was still naked. His eyes shot open as he quickly covered himself up, glaring at the two girls.

"What are you doing here?" He yelled loudly, reaching one arm over to gently wake Kagome.

Megami rolled her eyes. "We're flying a unicorn to Kyoto, what do you think we're doing..?" She asked sarcastically while tossing the stick out the cave entrance with disgust.

Smiling sweetly, Megumi clasped her hands in front of her, glancing down at her father. " Well, we wanted to know where you went after you took mom through the well. It took us all night but we finally managed to find you." She said, still smiling.

"...and I really wish we hadn't.." Megami muttered, grabbing her sister roughly by the arm and stalking out of the cave. "We're going hunting, be dressed when we get back..."

Inuyasha blinked, absently wondering to himself why his children just treated him like a child. He shook the thought from his head as he quickly dressed himself, proceding to kneel down and lightly kiss Kagome.

"Ahh...Inuyasha...? Is that you..?" She asked, her eyes fluttering open slowly. "So...it wasn't a dream...was it..?" Kagome smiled wrapping her arms around Inuyasha and pulling him down for a kiss.

He pulled away, smirking slightly as he moved his hand to lightly squeeze her breasts, elicting a soft moan from her. Standing up, and pulling her with him of course, he pushed her up against the cave wall, causing her to gasp and wrap her legs around his waist.

Kagome tried to pull him closer, only to glance down at his attire and pout. "No fair, why am I the only one undressed..." She whispered seductively, attempting to derobe him.

Inuyasha suddenly pulled back, cursing under his breath. "Damn...the brats went out hunting...they'll be back any minute...we should-" He never got to finish his sentence because just at that moment Kagome forcibly pressed her lips against his, purring softly as she rubs against him.

His hands roughly squeezed her ass, leaning in close to her ear. "My bitch really wants me...dosn't she..?" He growled, lightly biting her ear before pulling back to look at her, a reddish tint held within his amber eyes.

Kagome buried her face in his neck, whimpering pleasurably. "N-no...your bitch needs you, Inuyasha..." She whispers while grazing her fangs over his neck, her hands tugging down his pants to reveal his throbbing cock.

Growling in approval, he quickly sheathed himself in her waiting pussy, causing her to cry out.

"Oh..Inuyasha..!" She moans, her legs tightening around his waist as her hands tangle in his hair, her eyes closing in pleasure.

"What the fuck?" Megami walks into the cave carrying a dead rabbit.

Suri- I really am sorry it took so long...but I rewarded youj with half a lemon, since apparently they're actually good.

Teki- Yeah, smart move, give her more confidence.

Suri- Oh shut up. *turns to crowd* My dear and adoring fans, the more you review, the faster I'll try to update, though I swear I won't be as long as last time. But until then, my friends!