Suri- Oh my goodness, is it a pleasure to return to my adoring fans..!
Teki- Oh my goodness, I can feel a headache starting...
Suri- Oh shut it, assbutt...
Teki- ...assbutt...?
Suri- I've been watching Supernatural, okay..!
Teki- Maybe a little too much... She's been quoting Castiel at me for weeks now...
Suri- Well, I like Castiel, okay..?
Teki- I hate to do this, but I'm sick of you... Can we just get on with this and get it over with..?
Suri- Don't ask stupid questions.
Teki- Ugh...
Suri- On with da fic..!
As quickly as possible, Inuyasha pulled up his pants and used himself to shield Kagome from the view of their two gaping children. "How did you get back so soon..?!" He exclaimed as he carefully set Kagome down so she could dress herself.
Megami gave him a blank look. "We're your kids... Do you really think that we are incapable of performing a simple task such as hunting..?" She said sarcastically, dropping the dead rabbit on the ground at her feet.
After Kagome had dressed, Inuyasha plopped himself on the groud as Megumi started to build a fire. "Can't we have any privacy at all..?" He grumbled under his breath earning him a look from Kagome.
"Inuyasha, they're ten. We have to look after them." She said softly, settling down next to him and snuggling into his side.
Megami shot them another look. "I don't know who you're refering to, but I can take care of myself." She huffed irritabley before turning her attention back to skinning the rabbit. "So if you two want to go back to your private business, be my guest. I'm going home after we eat."
Smiling at her daughter, Kagome moved closer and gently took the rabbit from Megami. "Sweetie, you're slaughtering the rabbit." She said softly as she began to skin the creature. "and we're not going home, we're making a home here." She said, earning her shocked looks from all of the inhabitants of the cave.
"What..?!" Megami hissed.
"Really..?!" Inuyasha said, with a grin.
Kagome nodded. "Yes, we're going to stay here with your father." She said, smiling at Inuyasha who was practically beaming with delight.
Inuyasha quickly stood up, picked up Kagome and swung her around. "This is perfect!" He exclaimed. "I've got the perfect place we can stay.."
~Le Timeskip~
Apparently in the ten years that Kagome had been absent, Inuyasha had built a multi-roomed hut in his forest in the hopes that she would return. "Oh, Inuyasha, it's beautiful!" Kagome said, wrapping her arms aroud his neck and kissing him lightly on the cheek.
Grinning happily, Inuyasha scooped Kagome into his arms before leaning down and whispering into her ear. "I'm glad you think so... Now, since the brats have some place to be.. Why don't we pick up where we left off..?" He said huskily. At her purr of delight, he carried her into the house leavig they're two daughters outside.
"Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be a common occurance..?" Megumi said with a sigh, looking over at her sister.
Megami shrugged. "I don't know, but I'm sick of this shit..." She huffed, turning on her heel and setting of into the woods. "I'm going to explore the village.. Maybe someone will gouge my eyes out while I'm there so I don't have to see anymore of this.."
Sighing softly, Megami darted off after her sister and leaving her parents to their loud and passionate devices.
~Le Finish~
Suri- Woot, this story is finally finished..!
Teki- Yes, I don't have to deal with this bullshit anymore...!
Suri- However...
Teki- Uh oh... why do I get the feeling that I'm not going to like this very much...
Suri- If I get enough requests.. I might write one last lemon... Just one...
Teki- Please for the love of god, no..!
Suri- Review and tell me what you think.. but for now.. This is the end..! I'm glad that everyone managed to bear with me for this story..! Thank you all for the wonderful reviews and the copius amounts of patience...!