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Chapter two
As the lights turn on, we see our two hosts sitting in two slightly comfortable chairs and six others next to them. The camera moves in on them. Wesker is wearing his normal black outfit, tho it looks like a nice suite. And Sara is wearing blue shorts as well as a pink top.
"Welcome back to RE: Let's talk. I'm your host Sara A. Wesker" Sara smiles at the camera.
"And I'm Albert Wesker. But all you out there, must call me Wesker." He stares intensely at the camera.
"If you say so, Wesker. Now our guest today are the following. Nemesis. Claire Redfield. Billy Coen. Enrico Marini. Kenneth Sullivan. And Annette Birkin." As Sara reads the names out, they are thrown out one at a time.
"Where are we?" Billy asks as he finds a seat next to Claire.
"You are on my show. There are several questions for some of you. But mainly all of you." Sara tries to say without smiling.
"Sounds fun." Claire says looking over at the others.
"The first set of questions is from Hangman631. Wesker your question is why do you only wear dark clothes?" The camera's zoom on to Wesker.
Looking around nervously, or at least we think he is. Wesker clears his throat. "I wear dark clothes cause they are my best colours."
"If you say so." Claire says under her breath.
"The next question is for Billy. Do you wish that you were in other games?"
Moving the camera over to Billy, he can't help but start to blush a bit. "Well, I guess I would want to be in all of them."
"Cool. Kenneth, your question is are you mad over the way you were portrayed in the game?"
"I hate it! I'm not like that." Kenneth suddenly screams. Soon everyone move their chairs a few feet away from him.
"Calm down Kenneth, it's just a question." Sara waits for him to sit down. "Good. The last question is for Claire. What do you think about the way you look in the movies?"
Claire thinks about it. "It's okay. I mean I don't really look like that. Do I?"
"You look nothing like that movies. The next set of questions are from KillBilly402. Wesker your first. Why do you hate Chris Redfield so much? I mean he wasn't the only person to (Bleep) your life up."
Looking over at him, his face starts to turn red. "I refuse to answer that question."
Laughing at him, Wesker tries to avoid the camera and the others. "Nemesis, your question is do you wish you had a chance to be in more than one game?"
Turning towards him, Nemesis thinks about it. "S.T.A.R.S. S.T. S.T.A.R.S!"
As everyone looks at him not knowing what he just said. Soon the sound of crickets can be heard.
"Someone say something!" A male voice is heard offset.
"Umm, Claire your question is if you had a choice between any of the RE characters who would you pick?" Sara places the card beside her.
Thinking about it, Claire looks at the camera a little red in the face. "Well I guess I would pick either Wesker or Leon."
Once she said this, everyone looked at her both confused and shocked at her answer.
"That's a very interesting answer Claire. The next question is for Billy. If you hadn't bumped into Rebecca in RE 0, how long do you think you would have lasted?"
"Well, I believe that I would have lasted the whole night." Billy smiles and winks at the camera as Wesker, Enrico, even Nemesis was laughing at what he said.
"Enrico, your question is how ashamed are you that you didn't last that long in RE 1?" Wesker reads the card that he takes from Sara's hands.
"I'm not ashamed. I lasted alot longer then some of the S.T.A.R.S. members out there!" Enrico yells and kind of spits on the person next to him. Which happens to be Nemesis. Looking down at him, Nemesis growls at him. "Sorry."
"The last question is for Wesker." Sara looks over at him.
"Not again."
"Your question is yes I know I already asked you a question, but who comes up with the th ideas for the breaks?" Sara smiles as the rest of the guest laugh at Wesker keeps getting reder.
With a loud sigh, Wesker rolls his eyes. "The idea's for the breaks is a secret. That's all I'm gonna say."
"Our next set of questions comes from Mystery-Fan." Sara reads only to get interrupted.
"What kind of name is that?" Wesker looks over at the cards.
"I don't know. But you have the first question. How did you react to the movie version of yourself?"
As Wesker just sat there, his left eye started to twitch just a little too much. "It's not that great…."
"Let's move on before something snaps in your head. Annette. How did you feel about only having a small part in RE 2?" Lowering the card, Sara turns to Annette who is right next to Wesker.
Turning the camera over to her, everyone waits to hear her answer. "Well, if I had to be honest, I guess I wish I had more of a part in it."
"Oh, didn't like that Will got all the spotlight." Wesker suddenly says causing all to look at him strange.
"Kenneth, your question is what was it like to die?"
"Really? It hurt like hell!" Kenneth yells and tries to get up, but Nemesis stops him.
"S.T.A.R.S."
"Alright, Claire here is your question. In your opinion what do you think about Rebecca?"
"Rebecca?" Claire suddenly starts to laugh nervously. "She's umm, okay. Maybe not my best friend. But I don't have a problem with her."
"So in other words, you don't like her." Wesker says causing Claire to go red and laugh more.
"Billy, your question is out of all the characters who would you rather have had on your side during RE 0?" Sara had to read it twice.
"Wow. What a question. Umm, I guess I would have rather have had Chris Redfield." It takes Billy almost ten minutes to answer.
"The last question is for Nemesis. You rock! Who makes your clothes?"
As the camera goes over to him, it's hard to say but we think Nemesis is smiling. "S.T.A.R. S.T.A.R.S!"
"Umm, cool. Our next set of questions comes from Silly Sally Sings. First question-" Wesker cuts Sara off by holding his hand up.
"Let me guess. I'm first. Again."
"Yes, you are first. Get over it. Your question is do you have a crush on anyone? If so, who and why?" After saying this, the whole building went quiet.
"I'm not answering that." Wesker's face suddenly went pale.
"So in other words, you do have a crush on someone and you just don't want to tell us." Billy says after more silence followed Wesker's answers.
"The next question is for someone named Derec." Wesker reads after taking the cards from Sara.
"I'm Derec Wesker." A male voice says offset as a camera turns to him.
"Your question is what's it like working with Wesker? It should say working for Wesker." Wesker then tries to smile kind of evil and a in your face one. But fails.
"Well it's annoying that what it's like."
"Funny. Claire your question is do you like any of the female characters?" Wesker quickly reads the card.
"Well, that's a stupid question." Claire starts to laugh. "I don't have a problem with any of the female characters."
"If you say so. Billy your question is what is your favourite video game?" As Wesker reads this, he seems to be messing around with his chair.
"Favourite video game. Hmm, let's see. It would have to be Rage." Billy says after thinking for a bit.
"Great. Nemesis your question is if you could choose what to do with your life, what would it be?" Just as Wesker finished reading this his chair breaks.
Laughing Nemesis, thinks about the question. "S.T. .S."
"That's a good answer Nemesis. This is the last set of questions before we hit our first break and they are from Chicken Fried Brain. Wesker, your question is you rock. What is it like being the coolest RE character?" As Sara reads this, Wesker is trying not to fall out of his chair.
"Finally a good question from a decent person. it's very overwhelming to be the coolest RE character when you are surrounded by losers all day long." Wesker smiles right before he falls causing everyone to laugh.
Getting to his feet, he grabs the last two cards out of Sara's hands. "Next question is for Sara. it must be an honor working with Wesker. What's it like?"
"It's okay." Was all that Sara said before leaving.
"Just okay? Anyway, the last question is for you Billy. After RE 0 what did you want to do?" Once he reads this, the other people start to walk offset, leaving Billy and Wesker alone.
"Well I guess I wanted to clear my name." Billy starts to get up as he says this.
"Alright, we'll be right back after this break." Wesker says and the whole stage goes dark. "Hello!? I'm still here!"
BREAK ONE
As the lights turn on, we see three guys standing around in front of a large table. Looking at each other, they all shared the same expressions on their face. Scared.
"How did we get here?"
"I'm scared."
"Why can't I be left alone?"
Just as the last one spoke, something fell onto the table. Looking at it, one of them picks it up.
"Resident Evil Five? What do we do with this?"
And just like before something fell from above, only this time it was a note.
"Welcome Leon, Chris, and Steve. You have been brought here to sell this game. You may use any method you wish to do so. Good luck."
"Good luck? Why would we need luck?" Steve's high pitch voice broke the silence after they all had read it.
"Just calm down. All we have to do is sell this game and we're free." Chris holds up the game.
"Is that a camera?" Leon points behind them.
And sure enough there are three cameras. We had to replace all of them. In fact both sets are very new. As the guys slowly started to face the front, they all looked pale.
"Are you-" Leon squeaks out. "Are you bored of your run of the mill games?"
"Yes I am." Steve for some reason talks like a robot.
"Then buy this! Resident Evil Five!" Chris says this but then realizes he wasn't holding the game.
"Wow!" Steve suddenly says.
"All you have to do is-Run!" Leon yells seconds before four Crimson Heads run at him.
Although they just run at Leon, Steve still screams and runs with him. Leaving Chris to stare at the cameras blankly. That is till the Crimson Heads return.
END OF BREAK
Watching everyone get back to their seats, the crew in the back are trying to either kill or capture the crimson heads, mainly cause they have turned on the people that caught them. But everyone here is well trained.
"Welcome back. Now before we went on break we got some question from Chicken Fried Brain. There are three questions left. First is for Nemesis. Do you wish you could be doing something other than what Umbrella made you to do?" Sara says as she sits down.
Nemesis thinks about it first. "S.T.A.R.S.!"
"Annette, your question is are you embarrassed about how William acted in the games?" After reading this everyone looks over at Annette.
"I don't know what you mean." Her voice is calm, but her face says something different.
"If you say so Annette. Redfield girl. Do you wish Chris never saved you in Code Veronica?" Wesker says as he somehow is tanning.
As the camera goes over to her, her jaw drops. "Umm, no...I am grateful he saved me. Why wouldn't I?"
"No reason Claire. Our next set of questions comes from Must Annoy Wesker." Sara smiles as she reads it.
"What's my question?" Wesker asks as he takes a sip of an unknown drink.
"Do you have a man crush on Chris? Is that the 'real' reason why you hate him so much." Sara and the others try not to laugh.
Going red in the face, Wesker sits up. "I hate him cause he destroys every plan I come up with. That's all."
"Billy, your question is were you high when you got the tattoo? Cause it's a little big." Sara tries to say as she laughs.
"No, I got it straight. But it did hurt a little." Billy smiles at the camera.
"Cool. The next question is for the camera shy Derec. How did you get involved in all of this?"
The camera turns showing Derec eating a donut. "Oh, umm I'm involved cause I know you Sara." He then quickly tells the camera guy to turn away.
"Umm Enrico your question is how on earth did you make captain if Wesker could beat you so….easy?"
"He didn't beat me! He came up behind me like a coward!" Enrico yells as he gets up and walks off.
"I'm not a coward." Was all Wesker said.
"Okay Kenneth, how does it feel knowing a single zombie killed you?"
"It wasn't a single zombie." Kenneth says as he tries to do the same as Enrico.
"It was a single zombie and it killed you. Now leave." Wesker says still tanning.
As Kenneth walks off, Sara looks over the last cards. "Alright, last set of questions and there are just two questions from Boo 2 Monkey. Wesker your question is as the lava was melting you, did you wish you did things differently?"
"What kind of question is that. Tho I guess I wish I had just walked away. Maybe." Wesker then continues to think about the question.
"Nemesis, your question is do you could say more than one word?" Sara looks over at him as there are only three people left.
"S.T.A.R.S." Nemesis says as a single tear goes down his face.
"Don't worry Nemesis, I'm sure one day you will. Well, that's it for now. We here at RE: Let's talk hope you liked it. Later!" Sara says as her and Nemesis leave Wesker alone. Tanning.
End Credits!
As the credits go by on your screen, the sound of The Bloodhound Gang- The bad Touch starts to play as several zombies come out to dance. Now as you try hard to get rid of the window, nothing works.
Our next set of guest are the following: Jill Valentine, William Birkin, HUNK, Ada Wong, David King, and Jack Krauser.
We hope to hear from you and that you enjoyed this chapter. Sorry for the late update.