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Funny A/N: Dear idiot guest reviewer,

You sent me this.
Guest: please delete this. i love most of your stories but most people like the duncan and gwen stories. it is why there are no bad comments on duncan and gwen stories.

I read this like 4 times and I've come to the conclusion that you are an idiot. At first I thought maybe I was reading this wrong, I actually said "What the fuck?" I can take a flame, but I love how you read all my stories and yet I NEVER write Gwen/Duncan. Are you seriously trying to ask me to delete my story because everyone loves Gwen and Duncan stories and this is not a Gwen and Duncan story? 'It is why there are no bad comments on duncan and gwen stories.' How about you take your anonymous ass somewhere else and go read one then? Next time you leave a comment, let's try to not be an anonymous asshole. If you would like to be a regular asshole, let me know and you and I will have a conversation about properly capitalizing the first letter in someone's name. To everyone else, you can read this stupid comment in the reviews and you can be confused as fuck as well.

Cody, Cody, Mertle and Thaddeus all ran to where the yelling was coming from. What they found was Owen running for his life while being chased by Courtney.

"How dare you!" Courtney chased him. "I'm going to ring your neck! That was my only source of food and you just ate it! I spent over an hour trying to crack that coconut open!"

"I'm sorry!" Owen yelled "I was just really hungry! I haven't eaten in days!"

"Yeah?" Courtney swung at him. "You're fat! You'll manage!"

"Yo babe, what's going on?" Tyler jumped in front of Courtney who kicked him in the nuts.

"Mind your own business!" Courtney screamed at him. "Who are you people anyway?"

"Oh!" Harold raised his hand "I know the answer to this! I'm Thaddeus and this is Cody, Cody and Mertle."

"My name isn't Mertle..." Gwen crossed her arms. "So, why are you chasing him and do you happen to know anything about the plane crash?"

"Nope." Courtney told them. "I don't care either. I'm just waiting for a plane to go by so it can help me."

"So, do you happen to know who we are?" Gwen asked.

"You don't know who you are?" Courtney smirked. "That's rather pathetic if you ask me."

"Oh really?" Sierra glared at her. "Then why don't you tell us who you are then!"

"Gladly." Courtney reached into her pocket and pulled out an ID "My name is Courtney and I'm a C.I.T. and also an organ donor."

"So Courtney, do you know how we got here?" Tyler asked her. "Why were we all on a plane?"

"I don't know." Courtney smirked. "I just know that I'm Courtney from my ID..."

"So none of us know who we are?" Owen asked the group. "Does this mean we're going to have to live together forever on this island?"

"Ew." Courtney rolled her eyes. "I'm not living with that coconut thief."

"He needs a name." Sierra giggled. "Can he be Cody too?!"

"No!" Gwen yelled at them. "We already have two Cody's!"

"I'm going to name him Axel." Harold nodded at Owen who cheered happily.

"YES!" Owen yelled "That sounds like a really cool name! Oh, and Courtney could be my best friend!"

"No, I can't." Courtney told him. "I'm not going to be friends with a coconut thief, I'd rather be friends with Mertle and that female Cody."

"Hey!" Tyler glared at Courtney "The male Cody is just as nice! Cody, I don't want you hanging around with her!"

"You can't tell me who I can and can't be friends with!" Sierra yelled at him. "You're always doing this to me, Cody! I can't believe I ever agreed to go out with you in the first place!"

"Whatever, I'm just going to take a walk in the woods or something." Tyler rolled his eyes and started walking.

"Cody! Don't you dare walk away from me when we're having an argument!" Sierra chased after Tyler.

"What just happened, Mertle?" Harold asked Gwen who sighed.

"Cody and Cody went to fight in the woods." Gwen sighed in annoyance "So, I guess Courtney and I are going to get food and you and that fat guy are going to try to build as a shelter. Oh, and if you call me Mertle one more time I'm going to kill you and bury your body somewhere on this island where nobody will find you."

"You shouldn't call me the fat guy." Owen told her. "My name is Axel."

"I'd be willing to place money bets that it's really not." Gwen rolled her eyes. "C'mon Courtney..."

Sierra and Tyler were still fighting in the woods. Tyler didn't want Sierra to make friends with other guys or girls because they never spend any time together and Sierra argued the point that he wouldn't know because they can't remember and that just upset Tyler and made him cry.

"Are you telling me you want to break up?!" Tyler sobbed to Sierra.

"No, that's not what I'm saying, Cody!" Sierra protested. "All I'm saying is that I need some me time."

Before Tyler could even say another word to Sierra, Alejandro came out from behind a tall patch of grass and trees.

"Hola! I'm so glad I found you guys!" Alejandro greeted them. "I was starting to think that I was the only one here..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Sierra and Tyler who ran away screaming.

"Wait!" Alejandro chased them both very quickly back to the campsite.

Tyler and Sierra ran all the way back to the campsite and ran into Harold knocking him on the ground.

"Hey!" Harold yelled "What gives?!"

"Sorry Thaddeus!" Tyler stood behind Harold "I was talking to Cody in the woods and this guy snuck up on us and now he's following us!"

Alejandro eventually caught up to them and was out of breath, gasping for air.

"Alright pal!" Tyler threatened him "Who are you and what do you want?!"

Just when I thought I couldn't make them anymore stupider if I wanted too...So yeah, this is going to be interesting and eventually they'll all slowly figure shit out. Also, leave me reviews and flames too! Just don't flame as an anonymous moron. It's okay, I love all my reviewers even the moronic ones who make no sense! You know I really love you when I call you a moron! Thank you again, guest for making me read your review at least 4 times to even understand what you're saying! I don't even think I could count it as a flame if I wanted to...It's more like 'Plz only rite stuf dat is gween & dunk can' it's more like a plea to over expose Gwuncan even more than it already is. =P