Warning: Mild Language!

Hold the Phone!

Goku has a Sister!?

9

They studied her as she glared at Goku. A small frown appeared on her face, her brows furrowed.

"No."

"Dammit Kenya-"

"Why should I?" she demanded, clenching her fists. "Why don't you do it!"

There was a beat of silence. "Because I can't," Goku stated, glaring at his sister.

Vegeta looked from one to the other. "What the hell is going on, Kakkarot?"

They ignored him. Kenya snorted, stepping away from him.

"This is so boring! Come on! One of you men fight, since this little girl is too scared," the man said, a little laughter in his voice.

"You heard him! Fight Brother!" Kenya said, stepping around Goku and crossing her arms.

No one said anything for a moment.

The man sighed, "Fine," he said, pulling his arm back and letting out a blast.

Goku grabbed the back of his sister's shirt, and flung her towards it.

"Hey!"

Vegeta watched, his mouth hanging open a little. "What the hell is wrong with you Kakkarot!" he shouted, watching as Kenya screamed when the blast hit.

Goku ignored him, his gaze steady on the blast and his sister. There was a tense silence as the smoke cleared. They watched Kenya lower her arms, scowling at Goku.

"I really hate having a brother sometimes!" she shouted, lowering to the ground.

"That's what," Goku stated, watching as Kenya landed a few feet from them. Vegeta narrowed his eyes.

"How strong is your little sister?" he demanded, not taking his eyes off the female saiyan.

"Strong enough," Goku whispered, smirking as she glared at him.

The man flew down, his blue shirt and orange pants billowing around him as he descended. He landed, flipping his hair again.

"Are you a man or a woman?" Kenya shouted, watching him play with his hair.

Both men snorted, watching the oddball narrow his eyes at her.

"You'd better watch what you say, little one!"

"Oh, that's familiar! Did you go to Vegeta's Arrogance class 101?"

Vegeta gritted his teeth. "Shut up," he shouted, listening to Goku snicker. "Who are you anyway?" he demanded, tensing as the man walked a little closer.

"My name's 17. Perhaps you've heard of it?"

"That's impossible!" Goku shouted. "You died with Cell!"

Kenya sent them a confused look, but didn't say anything. She turned back towards the man.

"Whatever! You're still a little girly to be called a man!"

They both chuckled as 17's face reddened. "You'll pay for that remark."

Kenya rolled her eyes. "Please! It's like having two Vegeta's! God, save me!"

"Okay," 17 murmured, launching himself at her. She didn't move.

She slammed him into the ground a moment later, shooting up into the air, gazing down at the prissy man.

"Oops! Did I mess up your hair!" She smirked, folding her arms.

He growled, blasting off after her. She punched him again, his body smashing into the ground again.

"Thought you said you were a man! No male I know would let a woman beat up on them!"

He screamed with rage, jumping out of the crater and blasting at her. Kenya sidestepped, frowning at him. A second later, he was in front of her. He swung and punched her across the face.

She slowly tilted her head back around, glaring at him. She grabbed him by the hair, punching him in the gut. His body flew through the air.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Kenya snorted, holding her hand up and letting the chunk of hair fall.

"It's only hair! God, what a baby!"

She flew back, smirking as he followed, swinging, trying to hit her. Kenya jumped around, listening to him yell.

"Stay still!"

"What would be the fun in that!?"

They watched as his face turned purple. He blasted her, watching as the white ball engulfed her. A smirk appeared on his face.

It fell as the smoke cleared, revealing her standing there, scowling at him.

"Jeez, what are you? Twelve?"

17 looked like he was about ready to pop! His face was red, his hands clenched at his sides.

"Shut up! You frumpy, dumbass, ugly saiyan!"

Kenya rolled her eyes. "Heard it!"

Goku saw Vegeta wince.

Kenya crossed her arms, fingers tapping against her forearm.

"Gee, that hurt so bad I think I'm gonna write it in my diary!"

The man jerked. "Really?"

She sighed, her head and arms falling. "Lord, help me!"

Kenya raised her head. "God! You're an idiot!" Goku and Vegeta chuckled. The other Z fighters showed up then, looking in surprise at the android.

He went after her again. She grunted as his fist connected with her stomach. She brought her hands up, bashing him on his back. He smacked the ground again. She went after him.

"Haven't" Bang "you ever" Bang "heard not to" Bang "hit" Bang "women!"

Krillin chuckled. "She's kicking his ass, isn't she!?"

The others laughed.

"Shut up!" 17 screamed at them. Kenya smacked him across the face, sending him flying through one of the buildings. He flew back. She thrust her arm out, blasting as he came within inches of her hand.

"This is getting boring! You care too much about your hair to fight!"

They heard him growl, gritting his teeth at her.

"Shut up!"

Kenya crossed her arms, scowling at the android. "If you're a man, and you play with your hair, you're obviously gay!"

"I AM NOT GAY!"

She scoffed, rolling her eyes.

"Stop playing with your hair and I'll believe you!"

The Z fighters roared with laughter.

"This is the most fun I've ever had at a fight! Goku! You're sister's hilarious!" Yamcha hollered, chuckling.

Goku smirked. "She might be my sister, but she sounds just like Vegeta," he stated, crossing his arms.

"I've never said that in a fight!"

Goku looked at him. "No, but you taunt your opponent. Kenya's doing the same thing, just...funnier!"

Vegeta smirked at him, before returning his gaze to the two fighters in front of them.

They heard the android smash through a building again, Kenya lowering to the ground. She walked over to Goku.

"You can take it. This is getting boring!"

"Nuh uh! This is your fight, get back out there and finish!"

"You finish!"

The android stopped ten feet away, gaping at them. "What are you, related!?" he yelled.

"Duh!" She said, not looking at him.

She plopped down beside Goku, picking up a rock.

"Kenya!" Goku whined.

"God! Don't do that! You sound like the gay guy!"

17 curled his lip at her. "Shut up!"

She rolled her eyes, not looking at the android. "Men and their egos!" she said, rolling the rock in her hands.

Goku sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "You need to finish your fight!"

"No."

"Kenya!"

"Goku!" she said in the exact same tone.

"Would you two shut up and fight!" the android yelled, his face reddening.

"Fine!" Goku snapped, flying out. His sister didn't look up. Vegeta watched her study the rock in her hand, absently twirling it through her fingers. About ten minutes later she disappeared.

They looked around,but jerked their heads forward, yelling as the android blasted Goku in the chest. They waited anxiously as the smoke cleared. The fighters jerked in surprise at Kenya standing spread eagle in front of him, smoke curling off her outfit. She glared at 17, a grim frown on her face. She scrunched her body up, her hands coming together beside her body. She narrowed her eyes. A tense moment passed before the android twitched. In a blink of an eye, she blasted him, thrusting her arms forward with a yell. Goku laid a hand on her shoulder.

She didn't turn. She watched the android like a hawk, a frown permanent on her face. Goku landed beside Vegeta, grunting.

"What was it you were wanting her to do, Kakkarot?"

There was a beat of silence. "You'll see," he finally murmured, not taking his eyes off his sister.

17 came flying, pounding on the ground with a smack. Kenya landed a few feet in front of Goku.

"Now sis!"

She looked over her shoulder, scowling at him. They studied one another for a moment before she narrowed her eyes.

"Fine," she murmured, a swirl of yellow light erupting from her. The Z fighters gaped at her.

"What the hell!" Vegeta yelled, staring at her. Her golden hair lifted with the force of the power swirling around her. A golden tail wrapped around her.

"Kenya," Goku murmured.

A beat of silence. She looked over her shoulder.

Vegeta jerked in surprise, looking at her golden eyes.

"Kill him."

She studied her brother.

A smirk appeared.

She lifted up in the air, swirling around until she stood on the opposite side of the crater. Her face impassive, she studied the hole. Her head jerked up, following the android as he blasted out. He looked around.

Then he noticed her. "What the hell!?" He backed up.

"Who are you!"

Kenya narrowed her eyes at him. "Just a stupid saiyan, remember?" she said softly. He backed up further as she slowly lifted, coming abreast of him.

"Are you going to fight or not?" she asked, in that same soft voice.

The fighters walked up to Goku. They studied his sister for a minute, before turning to him. He had a smirk on his face.

"Is this why you weren't worried about her training?" Yamcha asked, looking to the girl again.

Goku was silent for a moment. "Yep," he said, not moving his gaze.

"What kind of transformation is that!?" Vegeta asked, clenching his teeth.

They all looked to Goku. He never took his eyes off his sister. "She did it, when we were training in the hyperbolic time chamber. I honestly don't know how, you guys. I was teaching her how to ascend to super saiyan, and she just...did it. She transformed into that," he said softly, watching as his sister pummeled the android. A small smile appeared on his face.

"She went beyond super saiyan on the first try," he murmured.

Goku suddenly turned to the warrior beside him. "Deny she's a saiyan now, Vegeta!"

The prince glared at him, grinding his teeth. Goku studied him for a moment before turning back to the fight. Another person appeared, this one a blond woman. She was as petite as her brother.

Android 17 laughed. "Right on time sis! Now you're going to die," he murmured, smirking at the woman in front of him. Kenya didn't respond. She stood still, her tail flicking, frowning at the man as his sister blasted her in the back.

"No way!"

Kenya didn't flinch, just continued to glare at the android. She slowly turned, facing the Z fighters. She spread her arms out. She smirked, blasting both of the androids. They went flying, the woman went through a building, and her brother smashed the ground yet again. Kenya lowered her arms.

"Do any of you want a turn?" She asked quietly, looking at the fighters.

"Uh, I think you got it Kenya!" Krillin shouted, taking a step back.

She didn't say anything, just turned her back to them. Both androids shot up, racing towards her, glares on their faces.

"Why you stupid monkey!" Android 17 shouted. "Let's destroy this arrogant woman, 18."

The two androids flew towards her, coming up short as she grabbed them by their throats. She squeezed. They shot at her, trying to dislodge her grip.

She didn't blink.

"Come on, Kenya," Goku whispered, watching her play with them.

She suddenly thrust her arms together. The androids blew up. She lowered her arms, not moving.

Her hair returned to black after a moment, the tail disappearing. She turned.

Kenya slowly descended, glaring at her brother. She walked up to him.

"Don't make me do that again, brother!" she snapped, before grunting, and flying off.

The fighters looked at one another.

"Damn! Goku! You should have told us about your secret weapon!"

Goku smirked.