My Apartment, The Citadel, Ross POV
Ok, remind me again: Why the hell are you packing up your things?asked Shadow as I…...well, packed up stuff. Specifically weapons, clothes, and a couple extra sets of armor.
"I thought that you'd already know that Shadow. I mean seriously, you've lived in my head for about 5 years, i thought I would be able to see everything that's stored in there." I replied.
I can, but I choose not to. I swore never to go anywhere near that thing after the shit I saw.
"HEY! Don't you judge me. I was in the "Maiden" stage of the Asari life cycle, I made some stupid decisions. Stupid, disgusting, forbidden, lustful, surprisingly pleasurable-"
Would you please stop talking?! I already saw that shit once, I don't need to hear about it again!"
"Alright, alright, take it easy. Jesus, and I thought I couldn't take a joke." And that's saying something. My idea of a joke is my enemies saying that they're gonna kill me. It's funny because I always plunge my blade into them before they can land a blow on me.
"Glad to see you haven't changed a bit Mr. Cohen" I turned around, and saw the Omniverser, sitting on my counter eating my-IS THAT MY DARK CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY SWIRLS?! "Mmmmm, I gotta say, you've got some good taste in chocolate. One of the best things about mankind. Almost makes them worth saving."
"*laughs* Put it down!" I ordered, and he complied.
"Yeah I guess so. I'd get too many cavities, but then again I don't get cavities. Being an Immortal being with the ability to traverse multiple universes has it's advantages." This isn't the first time he's showed up in the last 5 years, but it's been awhile since he last showed. He checked up on me, making sure I was keeping up with my training. He also helped me out, manipulated the rest of the Council to allow me to become the Asari Councilor's right hand man. Well, technically intersex would be the best word, genetically speaking at least, I still go by the pronouns he/him/his. "So….how have you two been?"
"As best can be expected Omniverser. Been seeing a shrink about the shit I saw back on Akuze. It helps me keep the nightmares away."
Yeah, apparently this guy's a screamer, and I'm not just talking about when he's sleeping. *CHuckles* Woof.
"Fucking pervert"
"Well Shadow's got a point Cohen. I mean since you do like girls giving it to you up the-"
"OH CHRIST, SHUT THE FU-Wait. HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"
"It's a secret boy, and i'm not giving it but i'm sooo tempted to tell you."
"Whatever. I'm guessing you didn't come here just to make small talk,so talk." I demanded.
"So assertive, yet somehow so submissive in the bed. I like that. You're planning on becoming a part of Shepard's crew, isn't that right? Because if that's the case, I strongly advise against it, considering your history."
"She's got just as much guilt as I do. Left me and her teammate to die back on Akuze, first time I ever saw her scared. Besides, I'm doing it to help save the galaxy from the Reapers, not make friends."
"That's makes way too much sense." he said crossing his arms, "You've always been the reclusive type, but in a good way. That imagination of yours and incredible willpower you've gained over the last few years has made your biotics even stronger."
"Yet that doesn't stop the bleeding when I use them."
"Eh, one issue at a time. For now, let's focus on your plan to commit suicide."
"Look, you're not talking me out of this Omniverser. I'm well aware of the risks, as do I still bear the scars from my previous encounter from Shepard and her team." I removed the torso portion of my armor, revealing the nasty ass burn scar covering most of my back. "Let me Tell you something, you're lucky you can't feel pain. THresher Maw Venom = Very Painful!" He just laughed, said that he's amused that humans/asari still let pain slow them down.
"And do you really want get another scar like that? I bet you haven't been with anyone since last time you got captured by the Alliance."
"Only a few times. Remind me never to get with another Krogan, their rough." I said. He and Shadow shared a perverted chuckle. My face got a little red. So I may have been a little curious, sue me. I have a hard time being around other Asari since Tesal was killed, and I certainly can't go anywhere near other humans, so that limits my options.
"Alright Cohen, since you made me laugh and since I got some very interesting dirt on you, I'll let you go on your little crusade to save the galaxy. Just don't come crying to me or my siblings when you get killed." He giggled, I starting to think he might be a psychopath. "Oh course you would think that Cohen, your limited thinking doesn't allow you to transcend the boundaries of your own mind, allowing you to experience the greatness that is the universe."
….Oooooooookaaaaaayyyy, got anything else that won't seem creepy in any way shape or form? asked Shadow.
"Oh yes, the others wanted me to give you this" He reaches for something behind his back, and then he tosses me a gun, and a good one at that. Somehow this jackass managed to get his hands on N7 Crusader shotgun, the best damn weapon i've ever seen. Extended range, powerful shots, and requires very little pumps to work with.
"How the hell did you get your hands on an N7 Crusader?! I thought you couldn't interfere with the affairs of others?"
"I lied. *chuckles* Just make sure you modify that gun so they don't think you stole it, It would look bad for you. Also you're about to get a call from your handler and offer you a position on the Normandy. Sooooo, i'll just let you get back to packing your stuff. We'll keep in touch." And just as quickly as he arrived, he was gone.
I love that guy. Shut up Shadow. *phone rings*
30 Minutes Later, Docking Bay.
Ugh, these elevators are sooooooo slow! Not even Humming to the best song ever( in my opinion at least) doesn't make it go faster. And which song would that be Ross? Love Somebody by Maroon 5. OH yeah I fucking love that song! Oh I know, we may have different personalities, but we share interests, it's one of the 3 reasons I don't always block you out. WHat are the other 2? It's a secret you don't need to know.
"Are you alright Cohen? You seem distressed?" asked Councilor Tevos. She insisted she tag along to make sure Shepard didn't kill me. Plus I like having her around. When you actually get to know her, he's actually pretty nice, she's just pressured by the stress of her job.
"Yeah i'm okay, just a little nervous. The ambassador's Spectre is gonna flip a lid when she sees me, and I'm worried that I might need to kill her." I responded.
"Well it would solve your problem, but cause multiple ones for us. This is a very delicate situation Cohen: we got a rogue Spectre, multiple Geth sightings, and possibly one of our own working against us."
"What do you mean? Who's working with him?" I mean I already knew the answer, but I'd still like to know if Tevos is keeping me in the loop.
"Matriarch Benezia." Okay good, we're on the same page. "Her involvement is why I'm sending you in with the crew, She trusted you, she trained you. It should only be fair that you bring her in."
"Thanks. Looks like we're here." Once the elevator stopped, the door opened and we stepped, and I swear to god, when I saw the Normandy, I screamed like a little girl. Well, on the inside at least. I was really happy at that moment, unfortunately that quickly passed when I heard someone yell.
"YOU!" I take my eyes off of the Normandy and follow the source of the voice to one Commander Sam Shepard marching over to us in fit of rage, with Anderson and Udina following suit. Being the cautious one, I threw up a biotic wall to keep her at a safe distance.
"Nice to see you too Shepard." I said with a little bit of smugness.
"Councilor, what is the meaning of this? I thought you said you were bringing your best agent."
"I did and I have, he's right here." she said.
"Your best agent…...is a human councilor?" asked Anderson.
"This may be hard to believe, or even comprehend for that matter sir, but i'm not human." Udina, Anderson, and Shepard's eyes were locked on me, a little bit shocked, but mostly confused.
"What the hell are you talking about kid?" asked Shepard.
"I'm 25 Shepard, i'm not the same kid you tried to capture 5 years ago. Well technically i'm still a kid by Asari standards, but they usually just measure me just by my human appearance." They still had baffled looks on their faces.
"What he's trying to say is that he, or rather "they" are an Asari."
"WHAT?!" All three of them exclaimed at the same time.
"Yeah, that's what I said too. I was freaked out when I saw the purple blood coming out of my body."
"You expect us to believe that boy? You're not an Asari." said Udina
"Ugh I hate having to do this. councilor?"
"GO right ahead." *sigh* I pulled out a knife from my boot, just in case I can't get to my sword, and sliced my hand own, and let my purple blood seep out of the wound.
"See, I told you. I'm Asari." The trio just stood there in silence, except for Udina, he passed out. "Hmmm, guess he hasn't seen everything yet huh Tevos."
"I agree. This is why we don't believe humans are ready for full membership into the Citadel." Well Shepard might be the person that convinces them otherwise. Oooooooo, maybe that's the real reason she's having you put on the team: to test Shepard, to prove if humanity is ready for the big boys. That actually makes sense, and I kinda figured that. I like that idea, gives me an opportunity for some payback against Shepard for the last few years. Ooooo you are so devious, i love it! Hey look, your shit arrived. Oh yeah I forgot about that stuff.
"Oh there's my stuff. Over here guy's. Just place it all in here." I yelled.
"So Ross, where do you want us to place this stuff?"
"Let me show. I'm sure I can find my way around this bucket of bolts." I said, passing Shepard and ANderson, and an unconscious Udina, right after I gave Shepard a quick wink.
Unknown POV
Unbeknownst to the group, there was somebody watching over them, studying them, focusing on the man unique biotics.
"Agent SB, what's your status." said a voice, distorted by slight static.
"This is agent SB. The target is on the move, traveling with the current CO of the SSV Normandy known as Commander Shepard." they said, their voice distorted by a steel mask covering their face.
"Good. Agent, for now I want you to tail them, don't let them out of your sight. I want you to able to capture him as soon as he let's his guard down. When you do bring him straight here."
"Yes sir. Agent SB out." they said, continuing their recognisance. "Oh , how I've longed for the day I get the chance that I get to fight you."
"Now now SB, don't get all hyped up. You still need to draw some blood from him, then you can beat the shit out of him."
"*groans* you take the fun out of everything Ripper! You're lucky I need you to fly the ship, otherwise i'd kill you too."
"Now now, don't let your temper flare up again. Remember last time?"
"I don't need to be reminded Ripper."
"Good, now get back to the ship. Estimate the target will be moving in about 15 minutes, so get a move on."
"Yes ma'am!"