Chapter 4 OH YEAH!
I was slowly waking up and I smelled bacon I go up and noticed I was in a big queen sized bed the room I was in was decorated with Black and Florescent pink. I noticed there where my posters from the orphanage put about the walls I had my Black Veil Brides poster right next to a door that lead into a bathroom, my Blood on the Dance Floor poster on the opposite wall and my LMFAO sorry for party rocking logo right above my head board which was also a bookshelf. As I was looking around the room I saw Jasper sitting down on my highlighter pink futon reading my book on the civil war. I asked "Is this my room?" Jasper looked up from the book and told me that it was indeed my room and that Alice designed it with the help of Esme. I got really excited that this was my room and I now had a place I could call home and a family and mate to go with it. I hugged Jasper and he hugged me back. "Mmm, that bacon is smelling better and better and it is getting very tempting." He just chuckled and said "Well ma'am I'll be here when you get back." God I don't think it would ever be possible to get tired of his southern drawl. As I was walking down the stairs it was just my luck that my foot caught my other foot and I tripped, and it just so happen to be at the beginning of the stairs as I hit I counted 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...what only eight steps. I looked up and I saw that Carlisle had caught me. I thanked him and we walked down the stairs. "I guess you decided to just skip out on the stairs this morning huh?" Emmett said not even trying to suppress his laugher. "Yeah something like that." I said trying my hardest not to strangle the guy. I'm not really a morning person and with his sonic boom like laugh isn't really helping much. "Hey Dallas-Huston, I need you to come to the kitchen please." Esme called from the kitchen I told her I was coming and dashed into the kitchen, and there it was my dream breakfast, Bacon, eggs, grits pancakes and orange juice. I could just die from the sight of it all it was enough to feed the entire Spanish armada and then some of the soldiers in the confederate army. Being a werewolf means I can eat enough to feed a family a seven. As I was eating down my breakfast all of the Cullen's were staring at me like I had grown another head. "What." I asked Carlisle spoke and said "Never in my 300 years of livening have I ever seen anyone eat that fast or that large quantity of food before." I just inwardly laughed and told them i was not a human and I was definitely not average, so eating normal was out of the question. I put the dishes in the sink when I was done, I went to go and wash them but Esme told me she wanted to do it, so I let her do her thing and walked into the living room. I noticed they had a huge plasma screen TV and looked for the remote I finally found it, sad thing was you would have to be at least five foot seven to reach it. Curse you tall beings of this world I thought to myself apparently Edward heard this a Laughed, I yelled up to him even though I knew he could hear me whisper. "Hey freakishly tall Ed-weirdo I need you or one of your freakishly tall family members." It got him to laugh and he got the remote for me, and I turned the Lakers game on.