Disclaimer: Mori-chan and Tenka-chan dont own Naruto.
Note: My Half Bro , Mine and Stacy's Cousin and My Real Dad will Appear Showing my Realtionship to them and Stacy's a bit , And How My Parent's Arent Together. I Know I Had a No Parents by your side Childhood.
And Tresha , I Am Not a Lazy Bum and Yes Neji...*sniffs*...Akatsuki...*sniffs*..Excuse Me Please...*runs to a Random Bath* KYAA! SASORI! OUT! OUT OUT! *Kicks Sasori out* Stupid Perverted Boyfriend...
Character Info:
Name: Amberleena Waters.
Japanese NickName: Chikoori-chan.(Bloody Ice-chan)
Age: 18
Personality: Rebelous , Idiotic Sometimes , and Loud , Stubborn , Hot-Headed , Cheerful.
Likes: Anime , Snow and Ice , Sports.
Characteristic: Blood Red Hair and Blood Shaded Red Eyes. Pale Skin , Slim Body. 5'9 feet tall. Big Breast.
FACT: Amber was Perp back then and was a "Pig" Called by Scarlet but was Change when She found out Anime.
Chapter 3: Shopping of DOOM! And JUMP OF AWESOMENESS!
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Scarlet's POV.
Poke.
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Stab.
Punch.
" Itai!"
I opened my Eyes lazily and went face to face with Melody , who was rubbing her now Sore Head. I smirked , That's what ya get Tenka. She got up and grabbed a Blue Robe and wore it on and Lazily went out of the Room and then to the Kitchen.
I found Rachel cooking , I went to the counter and made some Hot Chocolate Coffee and sat down. I rubbed my eyes then continued to drink , Rachel put her Famous Blueberry Pancakes down , and we Ate. After that we all relaxed at the Living Room , Well Itachi , Me , Rachel , Pein and Konan are the ones who were resting. I've find out some...things and one of them is Sasori has been turned Human.
Kisame was battling with Kakuzu for the Remote , Tobi and Lily were Running for their Life as Hidan chased him with a Kitchen Knife , Melody was in the Corner of the Room eating French Fries , Sasori and Deidara were arguing about art.
" We're Watching Animal Planet!" Kisame says tugging the Remote.
" No , We're going to Watch 'Who wants to be a Millionare!'" Kakuzu argued tugging the Remote Back.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Mean While with the Two Idiotic Orange Lovers and the Jashinist , Hidan was asleep on the Couch Snoring loudly till the Two Hyper Idiots decided to Play a trick. Lily went to the Kitchen and Grabbed Whipped Cream and grinned , Tobi grabbed Hidan's Hand Lightly as Lily Sprayed Whip Cream Around His Hand , Tobi then Dropped Hidan's Hand in his Face.
Hidan jumped Startled and notice the Whip Cream , thinking it's Something gross , He Cursed." YOU! , You motherfucking Orange-Fucking-Loving-Idiot!" He grabbed a Knife under the Cpuch and started to chase the Idiots.
"AHHH! Hidan-sempai! Tobi and Hari-chan are Sorry!"
" Yeah! Hari-chan and Tobi-kun are Sorry!"
"Urusai! You little Shits!"
Mean While with the Akatsuki's Artist , They were arguing about...Can you guess it? If You Guess Art , Then Give yourself a Milion Dollar loan!
" Danna...Your wrong , Art is a Bang , That Was created for Beauty and It will be Gone in an Instant , un." Deidara said.
" Brat , Your the One whose Wrong , Art is an Enternal Beauty That will Last Forever in your Memory and Physicaly." Sasori Argued.
"Enternal."
"Fleeting , un."
"Enternal!"
"Fleeting , un!"
"Enternal!"
"Fleeting , un!"
"ENTERNAL!"
"FLEETING , un!"
And So On. Meanwhile Our Sweet Little French Fry Obessing ( T/N (Voice of Melody): HEY! I Offence That! | M/N (Voice of Scarlet): Urusai , Your Interrupting the Story.)Melody was in the Corner Eating and Whispering to her French Fries.
"My Percious Sweet , Satly , Awesome French Fries..."
I Sighed and Though about the Akatsuki's Clothes , Sure , They had Shirts and Pants and Ninja Shoes but they aren't 'Modern' Style. Like Reading my Mind , Lily Skipped over to me , No Matter How annoying , She is. She's Just so Cute with those Square Bangs of hers and Her Dark Lavender Hair!
" Mori-okami? (Meaning: Wife , Mistress | Like Danna but more Female kind) , We Should go Shopping! For the AkaChips Clothes!" She said Cheerfully , I Chuckled nodding Patting her Head. She Reminds me of My Little Bro back at my Hometown , More or Less Annoying. I Wonder How's He Doing...
"Hey , Scar? You alright there?" Asked Rachel as She looked up from her Book.
I Sighed Lazily." Betsuni , Just thinking of Little Bro , Zacky."
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At a Country of Asia , Scarlet's Father's House.
A 12 year old Boy with Black Hair and Black Eyes who was Enjoying Himself with AG Waters , Scarlet's and Amber's Cousin. They We're Playing Video Games , The boy who is with Ag was known as Zack Hills , Being Scarlet's Half Little Brother who is Weird and Whines alot and somewhat spoiled brat.
"ACHOO!" Sneezed Zack. He rubbed his Nose as He turned to Ag. " Dude , I think I got a Cold or Something."
Ag turned to Him. " Naw , Someone's Probably talking 'bout ya! and If it's a Girl , Then You got yourself a another Fangirl." People Often Say that Zack is Handsome , But nobody know him execpt his Half older Sister , Who he Met when He was 3 and She was 9 , Meaning She was Six Years older than Him and Seened him whined , Complained , Gayish at Times when He was a Kid.
She even poked his Head when He bugs her on her Napping Time , His Mom never really did know his Half older Sister or His Dad never know Her Coming Over to Visit or Stay for a night once for a while. He sometimes even heard His Sister Mutter ; " I Swear , My Little Bro is Gay." When He was Balley Dancing in a Tutu Due to Ag's Bet.
"Naw , It's Probably Sis." He says.
Ag just looked at him and continued his Game." Fine then , If Crazed Fan Girls Come over and tried to Rape then Dont Come over to Me." Ag is Known for Kendo and Karate , Being taught by Amber and Scarlet before they left to America.
As If Cue , FanGirl Screams were Heard Screaming. " Zacky-kins!" "We Love You!" "Marry me!" "Rape Me!" Okay the Last One is Really Really Weird , If His Sister was Here , She would either Gagged , Screaming like an Ape going on a Fit that his Banana was Lost Screaming. " STAY AWAY FROM MY BRO , BITCHUS!" or Even Tried to Beat the Shit out of them with her Bat or Weapons.
Then He's Window Crashed , Screams were getting Louder , Both Ag and Zack Look at Each other Faces saying. " Oh shit."
He's Father Came in , He was Young Looking and Handsome himself with a Bat on his Hand." WTF is going on?!"
He then Heard Screams of. " WOW! Zacky-kin's Dad is Hot!" "Marry Me!" "I Love you!"
He's Face turned Pale and Grabbed Both Boys and Zoomed as they were being Chased by a Mob of Fangirls , Him Thinking. If Only Lorriane was Here , Then She could Beat the Shit out of those Fangirls with her Fist of Strenght and Scarlet Smacking then With Her Pans and Bats...Oh How I Missed Both of them , Dearly...
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Scarlet's Car , Melody's POV , After She cooed to her Beloved French Fries and Eating them in Process.
I was on the Back Seat , Sitting on Deidara's Lap. Cause It seems that , Scarlet's Car Only Can Fit , 12 People at Most. So Scarlet Decided to be Mean and Play Match-Maker. So Me and the Girls Ended sitting on the Laps of Our Favorite Characters, Me On Deidara , Lily On Tobi , Rachel on Itachi's. And The Weapon Bitch who is Driving is not Sitting on Sasori's Lap, Noooo...She's Driving and never Aloud to sit on anyone. Lucky Bitch.
So Back to the Topic Here , Lily and Tobi were Playing Paty Cake , I was Listening to Deidara Blabber about Art is a Bang and Itachi and Rachel were Reading her Book and Kisame was Talking to Hidan about the Show , called "Jershey Shore" and How the Girls there are Whores and Sluts. Kakuzu was Countin' Money , Zetsu was Left to Protect the House , Pein and Konan were Silent as Usual.
" Paty-Cake , Paty-Cake. Baker's Matt , Bake Me a Cake as Fast as You can-."
"Art is Fleeting due to it's-"
" Hn."
"Hm."
" The Girl with brown Hair is a Total Slut , She wears Really Short Shorts that could be Considered as Panties!"
" Really? I'd Like to fucking see that!"
" 12486...12487...12488..."
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And The Drive Goes On and On. So Scarlet Came to a Stop and Parked the Car Saying. " Alright , You can come out of the Car now." With the Que Everyone got out , Gaping at the Huge Building in front of them.
" Right , Akatsuki Cover Ya Mouths or Flies might think that your Inviting them in." I smirked as they Imedietly closed their Mouths so Its Melody's Turn to Shine.
" Alright Everyone , Deidara , Sasori your with Me and Scar. Itachi ,Kisame your with Rachel , Pein , Konan , Zetsu , Tobi your with Lily , Kakuzu , Hidan your Me too , Any Objections? No , Good! Now ONWARD TO THE MALL!" I Made an Onward Pose as They all Sweat drop . Why do I do that anyways? I well never know. We Made our way to the Mall spilting up and went to Shop till we Drop because Scarlet that Ran at Top Speed, She just Love Shopping!
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TimeSkip!
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Third POV.
So Here They are Again , almost Done Shopping and at the Food Area eating the Most Delicious food Known to Man and Woman. French Fries , Who Dosen't Love Them? Those who Hate French Fries shall be Stupid and Lack Deliciousness.
So This is the Mall where Scarlet and Melody were Fighting which is More Awesome Hobby besides Art. Singing or Dancing , That is the Question and so Let me Explain what Happen.
" No ,Tenka. Singing is Better and Surperior than Dancing."
"Nu-uh,Scar if you Believe that Singing is Surperior than Dancing then You need your head check."
" Singing is Surperior , How do you make Music then? How do you Dance without Music?"
"I can still Dance even without Music."
" Oh yeah? You need Singing to do the Music."
So the Argue went on and on and On. So Let's Check Partner No. 2 , Deidara and Sasori. The Two Best Artist known to Man are now Arguing . Can you guess? If You picked Art then You got a Medal!
"Art is Enternal Brat , Because Nature is Beautiful like Enternal Art and Nature always lives."
" No way , un! Art is Fleeting , Like the Animals who live for a mean time and BOOM! Their Gone."
So to cut the Story short because of the Fact Im lazy Bitch , The Others were Laughing or Smirking or Chuckling at the us as we Argue but then a Bitch with Brown Hair just Interrupt .Rudely. If I Comment.
"SHUT THE HELL UP,NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ARGUEMENT!"
They glared. when I mean They , I meant , Scarlet, Melody,Deidara and Sasori at her , She continued to rant at Them , Now They Four had a Tick Mark and so Scarlet - Expectedly- snapped first.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH , NOBODY ALSO CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DAMN RANTS SO SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BEEZ-WAX!"
Her Voice is so Loud that Everyone in the Mall Heard Her and Some even Winced at the Volume and the Vemon in the Voice, So They Turned to us while Hidan and Kisame Cheered.
" CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT!"
Scarlet and the Slut Argue Back and Forth , Scarlet Punching and Kicking her and She , Slapping and Pulling My Hair. So Two Men , Sasori and Some Dude who looked like a Whore Man Style Hold the Both of them Back while They both screamed.
Im So Going to Punch her in the her UGLY-Bitchy Face! That was the Only thing in Scarlet's Mind Right Now and So Does the Other Girl.
" LET ME AT HER! SAS-SAM! JUST LET ME PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!"
" JAKE LET ME AT HER! THAT BITCH NEEDS TO LEARN HER LESSON!"
This Jake Dude Apoligize and bowed draging her Sister/Girlfriend/BestFriend finally Regained My Calmness and turned to Everyone." Right , Lets get Back to Shopping and Yes , I called Sasori ,Sam because the fact she might be know the Akatsuki." She turned and walked away then She spotted an Awesome Clothes Shop and Imedietly ran their at Full Speed.
So Scarlet Entered the Store , and shop till She drop. She bought 10 shirts , skirts , shorts , jeans , thights , Sneakers , High-tops , Tank-tops , Short Dresses , Night Gowns , and others. While She was done changing her Phone rang , She answered.
"Welcome to Mcdonalds How May I may be at Service to you?"
"Scarlet! We got Trouble!"
" What kind of Trouble?"
"Like Hidan killing 3 Boys who were trying to get Melody's Attention and 4 or 5 Secruity Gaurds!"
"WHAT?!" She Screamed making getting Stares from People.
Scarlet ended the Phone call , Grabbing my Shopping bags and ran to where the Two Cussers were and found Hidan , " HIDAN GRABBED MELODY AND RUN I'LL HANDLE THEM!" He Nodded and ran away ,So Seductive Scarlet is On!
She Went Forward atleast trying to Sexy which isn't really Hard when your Mom's a SuperModel and Force you to Modeling School. She Went Near His Ear and Purred Seductively." Hey , There Big Boy...Mind if you have some Private time With Me?" The Gaurd Blush Bright Red but nodded. She turned to the other Gaurds. " Why dont you join us?" Her Voice Low and Seductive making the Men Blush. Before any One Could Blink Sasori Came knocking the Gaurds for her.
She smiled at Sasori." Thanks..." Sasori nodded , When He was Watching...He felt a Weird Thunk in His Now Human Heart but just dismissed it.
And They Ran , Scarlet Spotting Secruity Guards and Ran to the Car shouting. " GUYS! GET IN THE CAR NOW!" And they Did Scared at her Wrath. She and Sasori got in the Car as She start the Engine.
" Hold on Tight." With that Word She Drove in Awesome Speed , Dodging Cars , and Didn't Stop .Man I Felt like Erza when She was driving in her Mission with Lucy , Gray , Natsu and Happy in finding the Lullabay.
She stop and silently cursed the Bridge to her House Is Closed , So She backed away a Bit." Scarlet , What the hell are you Planning?" Melody asked.
" Were gonna Jump." Was Scarlet's Blunt Answered
"WHAT?!" The Girls Screamed.
" I said We-." Cutted off by her Freaked out Friends.
" We Heard You the Last time! But are you nuts?! We're going to DIE! I Would rather go to JaiL!" Melody Screamed on the top of her Lungs.
"Hell Naw! Im not going to JAIL! It Means Several Things! And One of them is Mom going Ape-shit on Me! SO My Only Choice is to Jump!" Scarlet Screamed while shuddering of the thought of her Mother going then Backed the Car a Few Meters and then Car Runned to the End of the Road and it...
" Scar-AHHHH!"
It Jumped.
" Dont Worry! I can Handle this."
" THIS ISN'T AN EPISODE OF FAIRYTAIL!"
And They Landed Safetly Much to their Shock. I Smirked Smugly."See? We're Awesomely Safe."
Melody and the Two other Girls almost Fainted." I Cant Believe it..."
Then Scarlet Continued to Drive Peacefully and Made it Home to Find a Blood Red Haired Girl sitting on the Couch Changing Channels.
The Red Eyed Girl Noticed the Girls Not the Akatsuki. I Repeat the Girls Only Not Akatsuki. The Red Eyed Girl was wearing Black Shirt and Black Skinny Jeans with Red Sneakers.
The Girls with the Akatsuki Tackled the Girl and Shockingly the Two Strict Ones joined them.
"AMBER!"
"LILY! SCARLET! RACHEL! MELODY!"
The Akatsuki had thoughts on her Minds.
One of them is.
Who's Amber?
"Urg...My Aunt is Forcing Me to go to Florida to Relax and I am relaxing! But noooo! She just have to be an Aunt and Force me to go And Bring you Guys."
"Dont it's Gonna be alright."
" Alright? Alright?! Did you know the Whole Male Population in Florida has been Aftering me sense i came there!"
"Aunt Lorriane always fucking wanted Men to Chase her Lazy-Ass-Daughter."
"I Hate my Mom Sometimes...When she or Dad Do these Stuff and Just to get Me a Guy?!."
Thanks for the Reveiws!
I Love you all!