Field Trip

by iLoveTheLetterQ

Aizen decided that since he was going to take over the world as we knew it, he should teach his "loyal" Arrancar about the world a bit before he destroyed it, to help them in their conquest. Therefore, he devised a plan for a field trip to the human world... So what happens on their field trip? Why is there Hetalia in this so obviously Bleach fanfiction? Do you really want to know?

3. England to Mexico

Sadly, the Espada didn't find Portugal very exciting. Most of them wanted to go see the famous "Queen Elizabeth II" of England (Aizen learned his lesson: don't tell the Espada your future plans, because they'll completely forget the place they're in and want to go to the next place.) They booked a plane to England. The minute they got there, they were off, with Aizen unable to stop any of them. Even Gin secretly walked off and got a job at a tattoo parlor (obsession much?), leaving Aizen forever alone. It took a whole week to gather them back together, in which the female Espada and Arrancars bought 8 bags while shopping, the males bought 20 pounds worth of chocolate and beer, Gin received $82.37 working at the tattoo parlor, Barragan went into a nursing home, and Grimmjow, Yammi and Starrk joined a motorcycle gang. Aizen was furious, and immediately they set out for the Arctic, where they spent a week in isolation, hunting caribou to survive (Starrk's Los Lobos made this rather easy). When Aizen felt like they'd had enough, they went across to Canada, where they were just in time for Mardi Gras celebrations. The Espada fit in perfectly in the parades, and once the festivities were over they crossed the border into the US. They were shocked at the amount of overweight people walking the streets, but Yammi just knew that this was the country for him. They had a few meals at Burger King and T.G. . Ulquiorra was amazed at the amount of burgers he saw one man eat once, and when he went over to ask the person's name they replied with "America." Ulquiorra immediately backed away and didn't look up from his soda through the rest of the meal. They then rushed into Mexico, which wasn't much better. Here people were on the other extreme, starving and hungry. Aizen felt that his Espada didn't need to learn about poverty since there wouldn't be any once he took over the world, so they quickly traveled by train through Mexico into Peru.

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Sorry Mexico...(and Ulquiorra, for confusing him so much xD)
Such unruly little Arrancars, tsk tsk!