I woke up to tsunade with her hand on my arm and rubbing her thumb in circles. She quickly stopped when she saw me awake, "I'm sorry, did I wake you up?" she whispered.
I sat up and shook my head, "No, your fine, un... Although I am curious as to why your here in the first place," I stated.
She looked at me with slightly wide eyes as if remembering something, "Ohh, that's right. Some really loud and odd looking people who we're arguing with two other people, are here asking to see you and refuse to leave until then," she stated looking like I was those people.
I nodded knowing who they were, "*whistle loudly*, they'll be here in a second if you would like to leave, yeah," I informed her.
She nodded but stayed, " I would like to know who they are,... And know why they would be able to hear that from an entire floor below us," she stated curiously.
I nodded and waited for them to come up to the room. After a moment of silence I could hear running and arguing a few halls away. A few seconds later the door burst open with Kiba and Kidan running in.
"WHICH ONE of these weights more ?!" They both shouted at the same time, holding out Akimaru and Hidan's sieth.
I thought for a moment, " I don't know give me them, un." They both calmly handed them to me and I felt the weight of them both. " I would have to say Hidan's sieth, yeah."
"HA I told you there was no way Akimaru would weigh more then that *muphled*"
I quickly covered his mouth at the last part " if you finish that sentence he might kill you with it, yeah," I said.
Shikamaru and Pein both cleared their throats at the same time. "Any way, we needed to give this to you. We found it with your name on it." Skikamaru handed me an envelope with my name written on the front.
"Thanks, I'll open it later, yeah. Now then why are you here and Tobi isn't, un?" I asked.
"He said he had something to talk to you about alone, so he's going to see you later." Pein stated.
"Ahh, *sudden lick at face* Akimaru what have I said about my face, un?" Akimaru put his head down and licked my hand instead. "Good boy, now basterd take your death contraption, un."
Hidan toke his sieth back and sat in a near by chair. "Bitch." He crossed his arms and leaned back on the chair.
" the fuck ever, prick," I said slightly angrily.
Tsunade cleared her throat loudly, "So Deidara who are these people?" She asked.
"Ohh sorry, the one with the ponytail is Shikimaru, the one who had the dog is Kiba, the pissy jashinist is Hidan, and the one with orange hair is Pein, yeah," I gestured to each of them as my sentence went along.
"Right, and how do you know these people?" She questions worriedly.
"I've been friends with Shikimaru and Kiba since elementary school. And the other two... Well I'd prefer not to say, un," I answered.
"Mam if it's all right we'd like to Speak with her alone," Shikimaru asked patiently.
"Umm ya sure," she answered and walked out of the room.
"Finally, okay so we have a date set so what's the plan?" Hidan asked excitedly.
"I'll get to that later, yeah, so why did you want to come here again today?" I asked Kiba and Shikimaru.
" we came to look at your progress healing and see how things are going," Shikimaru answered.
I threw my legs over the side of the bed and began to stand up, "Well let's see, un." I lifted the hospital gown up to my stomach.
"Well my legs are definitely better," I stated and took off the rest of the gown leaving me in my underwear and bra.
"And my stomach looks better too," I nodded agreeing with my own statement.
"Okay we get it, would you put your clothes back on!?" Kiba asked loudly.
I put the gown back on and sat down again. "I'm okay I guess, thanks for asking. Now the plan, I need little uchiha and Sueigetsui to be in the middle of some 'play-time', un. Then she's going to walk in and see what's going on between the two, their going to have to explain how long it's been going on and so on and so forth, un. However I, Tobi, carrot top, and you on guard to make sure she's the only one getting hurt." I informed coldly.
"What's all that for?" Shikimaru asked.
I gave a smirk and looked up, " my own revenge against that bitch, yeah."
" I understand but why Tobi?" Hidan questioned with a confused expression.
"He's more capable then any of you seem to realize, yeah," I explained looking at his nose, hating making eye contact with most anyone.
He looked rather confused at my statement, "what do you mean?"
"How do you think he got into the group in the first place? He's very capable, it may not seem like it but if I had to I would leave my life in his hands."
"She's right he passed my tests with a better result then even uchiha," Pein explained. "My only question is how you seem to find all of this out, you always seem to know every little thing about us. Yet I still know very little about you."
"What do you think I've been doing with all of my extra time and smarts, I do hate not knowing everything about who I live with, no matter who it is."
"Wait what, exactly how much do you know about each of us?" Kidan asked.
"Ohh just the basics, medical records, arrests, weither or not you were at one point a government test subject or not, things like that."
Hidan glared at me and put his head down, "Okay you've made your point."
"Yes anyway, if that's all you should probably get to arranging what you need to," I stated.