time two : New marauder's Map
Harry's dad's map was good. But when something's good ,why not make it better. They carry the old marauder's map with them. They have a different one for stationary reasons. The new map shows a figurine of the person In hogwarts doing what ever they were doing .It is hidden from eyes that are not marauder's.
It was a fine Sunday morning . Harry was lunging in his boxers like a boss . He was curious what everyone was up to. He did not want to bother with his dad's map it was to far away. So Harry opened the one he and his buddies made. When he opened it ,a figure of Dumbledore was banging a Snape figure . Snape was wearing a throng . Harry collapsed on the ground screaming covering his eyes. He began to hear the sounds . His ears turned pink. A sudden popping sound was heard and the words you have been Maraudered sincerely the Slytherin popped up. Harry peeked through his hands . He gasped in object horror. That was rough. " Is William here !" Harry screamed standing up looking miffed. Harry closed the map .
Leon came tiredly trudging down the steps . " Harry what is it?" Leon quickly scanned Harry for bruising ." Your good ." He mumbled impatiently .
Harry had a crazy wide eye look on his face ." Open the map . "
Leon blinked . "Okay... But do I really have to say it. ... The password."
"Yes the password is awesome!" Harry stomped his foot.
" Harry has a big nice butt, but Harley's is nicer. William is a mutt, and Leon has fur down there." Leon's cheeks were tinged red." A map of Hogwarts unfolded through out the room. Little figurines that looked just like the people they represented went about their business .
" Do you see it ?! " Harry screamed.
Leon blinked even more confused ."See what ?"
" You have to see it ! You have to!" Harry huffed and puffed turning around in circles . Looking absolutely crazy.
" Okay Harry ." Leon had his hands in front of himself in a placating manner. " I see it. Now what do I see?"
" Dumbledore banging Snape." The look in Harry's eyes was insane.
Leon stopped ,blinked, and went back up the stairs ." I 'm going back to bed Harry . Don't tell Harley that . He will hex you for sure!"
" But ,But!" Harry's voice stammered off.
" No Harry you work through your own perversions on your own! I almost forgot Harry is a stag, Harley is a grey wolf, William is not a mutt , but a vicious wolf." The map closed.
Harry pouted mumbling the password . The map opened up.. " This time it was McGonagall and Hagrid .
Harry went threw the same process again .
" Why oh why did we ever give that Slytherin bastard the password !"
William pulled off the invisibility cloak , and tapped Harry on the head. " Because you would miss me to much. You are the one who gave it to me . "
William started to leave the common room . " Wait were are you going?" Harry called after him.
William shrugged. Once William was gone an evil idea popped in to his head . But first came the disdaining task of figuring out what William did to the map.