Time three : Bachelors add in the daily prophet .
Harry snickered evilly sitting at his desk. He had just penned his finest Masterpiece.
All that was left was to read over it .
Hello commoners, and old bloods . I know you have been dying to hear from me. Since I live a reclusive life , in all but Hogwarts . This year I will be a better Pureblood. I will attend your gatherings if invited . I will pick from your Daughters . Yes I William Jadehill Riverstone am looking for a bride to my massive vaults . My pedigree as stands is Potter, black, Greengrass, Burke, Wesley , Lestrange, Malfoy , Crouch, Ollivander , Shaklebolt , Gaunt , Prewett , Avery . My line also may include more of the twenty eight in my twisted Family line. If need conformation please contact Gringotts .
Harry blinked that is all good but it is missing something. He placed it back down on his desk.
He wrote in bold letters .I am not a follower of Lord Moldywarts.
Harry looked at this handy work. In all fairness William does call Voldemort Moldywarts. Harry placed it in an envelope addressing it to the daily prophet . He had Hedwig deliver it.
Next morning ..
William was sitting at the Slytherin breakfast table. He was having a rather difficult morning . Ginny through a fit throwing a newspaper at him... He could not figure out what he did to upset the Wesley Girl. He took a drink of his hot tea spitting it every where ... The head line read Riverstone seeking bride . William glanced around him he was surrounded by eager females. ? William gently backed away from his table . Looking for an exit . He saw the doors , but Harry Stood there blocking his only way out . William tossed Harry a pleading look. Harry laughed Evilly .Cause for the life of him he can't figure out what William did to the map.
Harry quickly started to shut the doors . William ran for them . He reached them just as the doors closed in his face . The females slowly approached . William vigorously shook the door. " Harry if you can hear me . Please open up! Harry ! Harry!"
" Oh I hear you William ..? I but I got this feeling. I'm going to enjoy this."
" Potter you open this door , or you will regret it!"
"Yeah , yeah William ." Harry skips away .
Needless to say William was trapped and not a happy camper.