Okay, this chapter is just basically nothing but everyone laughing and enjoying dessert. Sorry *Shrug* But at least I'm updating! So, here we go.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plots and the recipe for cookies. Sowwy!

PS- There's going to be a pretty long-ass a/n at the bottom of this chapter. You NEED to read it.


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"Are you serious?" Georgia asked before breaking off into giggles.

"Yeah," Kendall nodded, "it was pretty… weird."

"It was an accident!" Carlos exclaimed.

"But dude, you gotta admit it was weird," James said, nudging him with his elbow. Carlos shook his head.

Right now, they were all sitting in a circle in Kendall's room. Kendall and Logan both sat at the foot of his bed while Taylor and Georgia took the beanbag chairs. James was sitting on Kendall's "Thinking Chair" (i.e the chair he sits on when he does homework) and Carlos sat on the floor.

"Yeah, I mean what would you do if you saw you got a text about Beauty and the Breast?" Logan asked. Kendall chuckled.

"It sounds like a porno." Carlos punched Kendall's shoulder, stopping him from laughing.

"Okay, you guys need to quit doing that! I still have a bruise from where Logan punched me!" Kendall exclaimed, rubbing his shoulder.

"You did a voice-over for that, didn't you?" James asked Logan jokingly.

"Yeah, I was the rose," he said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. Kendall nodded, deciding to join their little game.

"It was a good performance, but you milked it a little bit," the blond said, earning giggles from the two girls. Logan put his hand over his mouth to try and muffle his laughter. Carlos looked less than amused.

"Well, I like to keep abreast in those things, ya know?" the smart boy asked, breaking into a fit of laughter at the end. Even Carlos had to laugh at that one. "There was a chest in the movie, too," he continued, before making a motion that illustrated a treasure chest. "A magical chest." Kendall cackled.

"If we're going there, we're going tit-for-tat," James said. Everyone in the room burst out laughing.

"I feel like a boob!" Logan exclaimed, laughing.

"That was the slogan on the poster, wasn't it?" Kendall asked, smiling.

"Yeah, it was," Logan answer, chuckling, "it said 'I Feel Like a Boob'."

"Hey, remember that time Kendall texted Mama Knight, 'I love tit' instead of 'I love you, too'?" James asked. Everyone nodded.

"Yeah, I was on break at Sherwood's and we were texting back and forth and my phone autocorrected it to 'I love tit'," Kendall said.

"That was part of the plotline to Beauty and the Breast, wasn't it?" James asked Logan. The smart boy snickered, nodding his head.

"Don't give away the ending to us!" Taylor exclaimed, laughing.

"Well, you can rent it on DVD," Kendall said, chuckling.

"Song as old as rhyme," James sang as the other boys joined in. "Beauty and the Breast..!"

Kendall laughed before singing "Be a breast, be a breast!"

Carlos laughed, surprising everyone as he joined in, singing "Breast on table, breast on tree! Look at them, they're double-D's!"

Everyone was laughing as Georgia snorted on accident. Her eyes widened as she looked around. James snickered.

"You snorted," he said, sending everyone into another fit of giggles. Just then there was a knock at the door as Mrs. Knight walked in holding a plate full of cookies.

"Yay!" Carlos yelled happily as she set the cookies down.

"Enjoy," she said with a smile as everyone dug in. Georgia was the first to grab a cookie, taking a rather large bite.

"Oh my goodness, these are delicious!" she said, moaning at the taste of chocolate that filled her mouth. The guys nodded in agreement. Taylor didn't seem to hear her, though, as she began devouring the sweet treat.

"Breathe, Ted. Not inhale," Kendall said as he watched the blond girl lick her fingers before grabbing another cookie. Carlos was already somehow on his third.

"They're both the same to me when it comes to Mama Knight's cooking," she responded as she began chewing on her new cookie. She groaned, tossing her head back before saying, "Oh my god! I need your mother's recipe! They're so fucking good!"

"It's like chewing on a fat, chocolaty angel!" James yelled happily. The others nodded in agreement.

"I wish we had milk, though," Kendall said as he took another bite of his cookie.

"Chocolate milk!" Carlos suggested, bouncing happily from his place on the floor.

"Enough sugar to induce a diabetic coma…" Logan said, licking his lips. "How can something so bad for us taste so good?"

"I don't know, man," James said, shaking his head, "I just don't know."


So, there you have it. Giggles and treats. Yum…

Oh, and a shoutout to my favorite person EVER, alicehatter239. You're reviews have me smiling like a fool for days. You rock!

Oh, and another thing. I have a poll up on my profile and I'd LOVE if you voted. It deals with this story, so go vote like the good readers I know you are .

Now, for the real long-ass a/n: My family and I are moving. I'm not sure how long it'll take, but it's probably going to be a LONG time 'til I can update. I'm SO sorry! It's like life has some really foolish timing, huh? But I'm serious, I did not think this would happen. That's why I wrote this little filler chapter. I can't be sure when I'll be able to give you guys a real update, but I think it's going to be a while. But, to alicehatter239 AKA Mo, if you'd like to continue this story, then I grant you my blessing. PM me and we'll talk :) You don't have to, though! I don't want to force you into anything, sweetie.

But, I love you all so much and I'd love it if you were to stick with me through this all. You guys make me so happy that I can't even think sometimes. I swear, I have the best readers EVER!

Xoxo HJ