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You know I am not always bitchy like everyone seems to think. Sure most of the time I can have a temper, but I think I have a temper for good reason. If you had to be surrounded by the idiots I did on a daily basis you most likely wouldn't be Ms. Sunshine either. Take right now for a prime example. All I wanted was a nice date with my girlfriend. That wasn't too much to ask for was it? I mean honestly I didn't think I was asking for much. All I wanted was one day where I would be free of all the crap from La Push and yet it did not appear as if my wish would be granted.

Angela and I had chosen seats near the back of the theatre. It was a good view and we didn't have to worry about being seated next to screaming babies or loudmouth teenagers. Well at least that is what I had hoped. My dream was cruelly smashed when Jacob and his band of annoying follows sat down directly in the row behind us. My plan had been to ignore them the best I could and just focus on the movie, but things never seem to go the way that I want. We were just starting the opening credits and already I wanted to kill someone in a very violent manner. Angela was squeezing my hand almost like she could read my mind and sometimes I thought for sure that she could.

Just as the movie officially started Jacob who had been sitting behind me leaned forward so that he could whisper in my ear. "I am going to give you some advice because I'm your friend. This would be a great time to wrap your arm around her shoulder. Don't do it in an obvious manner because that ruins the romance. Be sure to do it all sly like the yawn and stretch."

I gritted my teeth fighting the urge to dig my elbow in to his jaw and knocking out a few teeth. I was pretty sure that would get us kicked out of the movie and I wouldn't let that happen. "I know how to act on a date Jake. Out of the two of us I am the one with a girlfriend so shut your trap and let me enjoy the movie."

It was quit for a few minutes and in those silent moments I thought my luck was changing, but sadly it was not. Paul soon replaced Jacob as the one yapping in my ear. "If you want to do a little making out I promise I won't complain. I'm not much interested in the movie and only came to this one because I had hopes of seeing something much more interesting if you get my drift."

Before I could say anything Quill leaned over to my other ear and I could just tell he was grinning without having to look at him. "I can give you some pointers if you want. Like I mentioned before I have seen a lot of lesbian porn."

I felt as if I was going to explode. My hands were shaking and I was so close to just knocking someone out. It didn't matter who I hit either just as long as I left a nice mark. "The only thing you are going to be seeing is my fist going down your throat if you don't shut the hell up right this second."

"Keep pissing her off!" Quill stated in an excited whisper and I had to wonder if he had some kind of death wish. "If we get her mad enough maybe they will end up having angry sex! From what my porn collection has taught me that is the best kind there is."

Angela sighed softly and I went to apologize, but never got the chance because she swiveled around her seat. I should have known she had something planned. She liked to think before she would act and that is one of the reasons her plans tended to work more often than mine. "Quill I just remembered that my dad wants you to lead the bible study group in church on Sunday. The lesson he wants you talk about is sex before marriage and why it is important to wait. I am sure that you will be able to come up with something. All those movies you like to watch should be of some help should they not?"

I watched with glee as Quill paled and shrunk back in his seat. Angela wasn't done yet though she turned to Jacob next. "Jake, how is Rachel doing? I got an email from her the other day and she seems to love college. She was telling me about this guy she is interested in. She wants to know if I think she should pursue this guy even though she thinks he has experience she doesn't. Maybe I should tell her what your views seem to be because I am sure she'd be interested to hear it."

Another victim shrunk back in to his seat and focused on the movie. Embry was laughing and got up to go to the restroom which left Paul. I decided I knew exactly what to say to shut him up. It was only one sentence, but it had the effect I desired so I was satisfied. "Paul I do hope that you will tell your mother I said hello."

After that the boys shut up and even moved to a different row. Once they were gone I smiled and slung my arm over Angela's shoulder as I pressed a kiss to her cheek. "You know Ange this night may have started off a little rough, but I think it is only going to get better and better. I promised you a night you would never forget and I plan to give you exactly that."

TBC…

AN: I decided to write one more chapter since I most likely won't write later on. I hope that you all enjoyed this chapter and I need ideas on what could happen in the next one. Remember that it has to be something that will kind not completely ruin, but put a kink in the date. I was thinking that maybe they run in to one of the Cullen's or maybe even Bella. Let me know what you think.

Please R&R like always!