Chapter one

Hey, my name is Heather Murphey. This will be my first year in Hogwarts, but you see I'm special. Yea I know everybody says "Hey I'm special look at me!" and then they end up not being special. But you see with me I am special. For one, I'm a wizard, well since I'm a girl I guess you would say witch. But I'm also adopted, by two non magic people. I do know that both of my parents are wizards because, since I'm like a genie and all powerful, I needed people to come train me sooner and this one weird guy told me that my parents were both wizards, but he's a butt and won't tell me who they are. But it's also because I am AMAZING haha just kidding…no seriously I'm amazing because I'm 11 and know so much that I can skip ahead to be a 5th year student at any wizardry school. And between you and me…I'm a really fast learner. But anyway back to the Hogwarts thing. So I've always wanted to do this so what better time than my own story?

Once upon a time in a land far far away…okay so not that far yet so we'll say…Once upon a time on a train…

I was sitting by the window of my train cabin thinking about these three people who just randomly walked in and sat down. They weren't even quiet about it, they just kept rambling on about, well I didn't really hear, maybe about Gred and Forge…no that's not it maybe it's George and Fred…oh well anyway I was thinking about how rude they were when all of a sudden this bleached blonde Barbie dude opened the door and started to talk to the three stooges. I was trying to ignore their bickering when all of a sudden I heard the word mudblood. I've always hated that word so I got and well…it goes like this… (FLASHBACK MOMENT…DUN DUN DUN)

Barbie "…Mudblood"

Me "oh hell nah you did not just call…well one of…these…people…a mudblood"

Barbie "Why do you care?...HA are you a mudblood too? Well of course you are your hanging around these," he made a disgusted face, "things."

I took my right palm and slapped his left cheek while I said "HA you wish. Here we'll just make this easy for your little brain okay?," I say while talking as I would to a baby, "If I ever hear, or hear of you, calling anybody that again, well, I know spells that make the Crucio curse seem like walking through a field of daises, so walk away Barbie." He just stood there for a moment with a shocked look on his face before he turned around and started to walk away.

And, of course other people just had to walk in right then.

Some chick "hey what happened with Malfoy? He looked like he just saw a ghost." After waiting a few seconds in silence, I look behind me to see their mouths wide open like they died of shock or something.

Then I looked around to see which one would answer since I didn't know her but everybody had their mouths wide open like they died of shock or something. So I decided to speak up:

"Ummm…yea…I'm just gonna go change." I grabbed my book bag and started to walk in the opposite direction that Barbie did, in order to get to the bathroom. I put in my headphones so I could listen to Playing the Villain by _ on my way to the bathroom. When I got there I could only think of one thing while I mechanically changed into my robes and freshened up. 'What did I do that made them all shocked, heaven forbid I slapped a Barbie jerk. It's not like I slapped the king of like some African tribe, shit the only thing he could be king of is Jackasses.' After calling him like every single bad name in the book, in many different languages, someone knocked on the door so I had to get out.

I started walking back towards the cabin when the train started to slow down. By the time I reached the cabin the train had completely stopped and this tall skinny ginger kid was about to open the door when all of a sudden the chick who talked earlier ran smack dap into him. It was weird because they were strangely angled to where their lips touched. It would honestly have not been to big deal but then all of a sudden she opens her mouth and a shrieking "GEORGE!" comes out.

"Eli, oh god Eli I'm so sorry…Eli…ELI!" This so called George said while so called Eli ran off while her face was as red as a gallon of fruit punch Kool-Aid. This Eli chick must have either really good timing or she is really lucky, because right then and there the train doors opened and she jumped off while everybody started hustling and bustling to get out. In fact they started pushing me so hard that I couldn't even grab my book bag before I was being shoved off the train.

By the time I stopped being pushed I was in front of a big man with long scraggily hair and a beard to match. He was so abnormally tall that I maybe went to his belly button, maybe. He looked down at me and bluntly stated to everybody "First years follow me to the boats," then to me, "are you Heather Murphey?"

"Yes? Why? Are you going to squish me because I kind of don't want you to squish me…"

"No I just want to talk to you on the way to the castle."

"U mm okay so where are these so called boats?" he leads me to these boats with no oars or people in them yet they still go across the water smoothly so they must have been bewitched to row on its own.

He started talking about how much fun I'll have, all the friends I'll make, how I'll learn how to become a better person, and that if I ever need someone to talk to that he lives on the edge of the grounds in a cottage. I politely listened and nodded and said okay when needed until I saw the ancient castle. The castle was enormous, beautiful, elegant, mysterious, and every single good word that could ever be used to describe something. When the really big man, who I found out his name was Hagrid, saw my face of bewilderment he stopped talking so I could take it all in. I couldn't take it all in by the time the boat reached the docks but at least I got to see the magnitude of all the beautifulnessess of the castle. When everybody got out of the boats Hagrid started talking to me again. But this time he talked about all of the creatures he has ever owned, I never knew one person could own so many different magical creatures it was like attack of the information. He was going to tell me all the creatures he wanted to own but then I told him I needed to catch up since the students entered the hall like ten minutes ago.

When I walked in Dumbledore was getting up and it looked like he was about to talk when he looked up and saw me and spoke "Oh Heather I was wondering when you would show up"

"Yea...sorry bout that Dumbledore the really big man, supposedly named Hagrid, really likes to talk about his pets. Don't get me wrong it's pretty cool some of the stuff he said but that man has a lot of pets. It's kinda disturbing." By the time I said all of that I was three fourths of the way to Dumbledore.

"Yes, well that is our Hagrid. So Heather, come up here and we will place you in a house."

When he said that I was almost up to him and since I wasn't in the Great Hall to see what everybody did to get sorted I could only jump for joy and say " Yay does that mean I can show these people how to use their magic? Yay I iz excited!"

"No Heather you are going to sit on a chair and we are going to put a hat on you." He said with a hint of a smile on his face "but I'm sure you can show off your extensive amount of knowledge some time soon."

"Yay okay," I sit down in the chair kind of disappointed since I can't do magic yet, "all right hat me." So the hat is on my head and he starts to talk about me like I'm not there. I figured that just how he rolls so I just continue ignoring him. I'm thinking about all the things I could draw later since I'll have to fill my time with something, and come on who does homework anymore? Anyway I was thinking of drawing a tree I saw outside when I thought I heard the word monkey but I just assumed it was my brain telling me to draw a monkey.

I went back to my picture thoughts when right in my ear the hat yells "SLYTHERIN!"

So of course I had to scream "HOLY FLYING MONKEYS WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS!"

Everybody stairs at me while Dumbledore points at the table all the way to the left and puts his hand on my back and simply says "Heather just go over there and sit"

I got up and was looking for a seat. And what do you know? The only seat left was one next to Barbie…he was very rude, he didn't even look at me so I sat down and laid my head on my arms and took a nap, when all of a sudden I keep feeling things hit me. I let it go for awhile but then when the food appeared and I started to eat. I was almost done, and so were my patients. Whoever was throwing this was pissing me off.

I finally gave up and turned towards my right and started to yell at Barbie "Who the hell do you think you are? Quit throwing crap at me! Is it so hard for you to stop flirting? I know I look good but damn buy me dinner first, Barbie." I got up and walked away when a paper plane landed in my hand. I opened it and it read:

Dear, Heather Murphey,

Please see me in my office. When you leave the Great Hall take a left, then a right, then another left, and you will reach a statue in the shape of an eagle.

Eventually a young man will show up. When he shows up look at the statue and say frozen gumdrops. Recede up the stairs and my office will be through the door. Enter and wait for my arrival.

Professor Dumbledore

"Well that couldn't be any more vague and confusing." I started following the directions he wrote when I got lost, I must have taken a right instead of a left or straight or I don't know something. So I found my way back to the main hall. I put the letter back in my pocket and got to the first turn. I stuck my hands up to make sure I was taking the right left. I did that for all the turns, because come on who really knows their lefts from rights without doing the whole L thing with their fingers?

I took the last left and came across, yea you guessed right, Barbie. "Good god Barbie following me everywhere I see"

"How could I be following you when I got here first? And say the password the letter said that you would know it."

"Because you like me so much that you go back in time and tell yourself my schedule so you will be there ahead of me to make it look like you are not following me but really you are," I look at the huge eagle statue and say, "Frozen gumdrops"

The statue starts to twist and form a stair case when Barbie says "that made completely no sense at all"

I started to walk up the stairs while throwing a "mmhmm" behind me. I walk up the stairs and stopped in front of a door. I open the door and walk to a chair and sit down.

Barbie was walking in and staring at me with a very calculated look. It was kinda creepy so I said: "Jeesh it isn't bad enough that you're following me and you throw stuff at-"

"I didn't throw anything at you. So I would like an apology for that."

"No I will not give an apology for something you may, or may not have done. How am I to know that you're just not blaming it on someone else and won't own up to being" I put my hand over my heart and look of into space and finish my sentence "madly and deeply in love with me?"

"Because it was Crabbe and Goyle who threw those things at you. And besides why would a fifth year, like myself ever fall for a first year, like you."

"Awww playing hard to get with your emotions, how cute of you." Right when I said cute Dumbledore just happened to walk in so I had a feeling of triumph because I got in the last word. But of course Dumbledore being Dumbledore just had to throw in his own comment

"Now now Heather you know very well that calling a guy cute isn't a good flirting word."

"Oh Dumbledork, why would I ever take advice from you? You're ancient like extremely ancient. I'll stick to my own ways mwhahaha." Barbie was just sitting there staring off into space like he was trying not to listen.

"Well Mr. Malfoy I called you up here to give you this letter that accidently was put on my desk instead of yours. Also I would like for you to show Miss. Murphey around since you are already here." He handed Barbie the very expensive looking letter and turned towards me. "Well then Miss Murphey have you made your mind up on which year you would like to enter? I must put one limit on it though. You can only go up to the fifth year since you will have to take your O., which will be taken at the end of the year."

"Question. If I choose like third year will I have classes with the other third year Slytherin?"

"Yes you will have classes with other third years. So do you choose being in the third year?"

"Nope," I look at Barbie and say "I choose being a fifth year." I got the reaction I wanted Barbie looked at me with an evil glare.

Dumbledore just simply had a smirk and said "okay here are your mandatory classes Potions, Defense against the Dark Arts, Diviniation, Transfiguration, Advanced Herbology and Astronomy."

After saying my schedule Barbie finally said something. "Wait why does she have to have the same schedule as me? There are other electives to choose from."

"Well if you must know Mr. Malfoy I chose those classes for her so it would be easier for her to learn where her classes are since she will at least know one person in each of her classes."

Barbie just got up and walked to the door. "Well come on if you want me to show you around."