Rolf approached Ed's front door, fuming with anger. Surely he's the most likely Ed to have committed such a crime, he was always jealous of my chickens. Rolf thought to himself. Such a disgusting lummox needs to be taught never to step foot on our property again. Rolf slides open a nearby window and steps inside.
"SARAH! NO IT WASN'T ME" he hears Ed scream, The decibel level of his shouts make Rolf wince in pain. "I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR DOLLY!" Rolf dives behind the curtains as Ed and his baby sister race into the kitchen and back up the stairs.
"If you don't give me my dolly back! I'll tell mom!" Ed immediately froze, stiff as a board. Sarah tackled him and the two rolled down the stairs and onto the ground. Now was my chance! Rolf pounced from behind the curtain and landed on the two, Sarah was forced out of the fight that followed and Rolf put Ed in a chokehold.
"Ed! What'd you do to Rolf?!" Sarah yelled.
"I DIDN'T DO NOTHING SARAH, HONEST!" Ed circled around the room with Rolf still gripping his long neck. Finally his brain began to suffocate and Ed fell to the ground. Rolf did not loosen his grip.
"Ed boy…" Rolf stared directly into the tall boy's eyes, "Why did you kill my father's cock?!"
Sarah blushed at Rolf's unintended innuendo (since Rolf did not speak English very well). "What do you mean, Rolf?" She stuttered, her cheeks beginning to turn pink.
"The long necked Ed boy has committed murder!" Rolf screamed. "Bridget is dead at the hands of the yellow one!" Rolf began to throw punches at Ed's face as they both cried, one in pain, and the other in an even deeper pain (emotional).
"STOP IT ROLF I DID NOTHING REALLY ROLF I WAS ASLEEP ALL NIGHT TRUST ME SARAH WILL TELL YOU THE SAME!"
"He's telling the truth." Sarah admitted, "He's grounded, and he has never left the house while grounded."
Rolf quickly dismounted Ed. "I am sorry Ed boy, my wrath has gotten the better of me, I should have assumed you'd be in trouble. (Rolf disapproves of Western parenting techniques.)
Rolf turned to leave while Sarah began to comfort her brother who still laid on the floor weeping and bleeding silently. "Don't worry… you'll be alright…"