In which River chooses mushrooms and laughs at her sense of adventure.
The Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home!
River: Then go away!
The Doctor: What is the matter with you, River?
River: I'm talking to you.
The Doctor: What did I do this time?
River: BEN, you met with a terrible fate.
The Doctor: River? Are you okay?
River: No.
The Doctor: What is wrong?
River: I like my name!
The Doctor: I like it too, it suits you. But then there's nothing wrong?
River: Nothing is something.
The Doctor: I am glad, you're okay. Come, let's go somewhere. You can fly the TARDIS.
River: Ok. Where?
The Doctor: You pick a day and place.
River: Ok them. Let's talk about mushrooms.
The Doctor: Let's go to the planet of mushrooms!
River: Isn't it better to just get some from the cupboard?
The Doctor: No, that's boring. Come on, where is your sense of adventure, River?
River: I laughed at it but it still makes me mad.
The Doctor: Laugh at it again. Come, fly the TARDIS with me.
River: Yes.
The Doctor: You landed her perfectly, as ever. Go and look outside.
River: Hi Sarah, I am from Mexico.
The Doctor: Sarah? What does she do here?
River: She works at a school.
The Doctor: A school on the planet of the mushrooms?
River: Are you a therapist?
The Doctor: No, I am the Doctor. Had you forgotten me?
River: No way.
The Doctor: I thought so. Well, ladies. Let's go see some very alien fungi.
River: No thanks.
The Doctor: You don't want to?
River: Why?
The Doctor: You chose this planet.
River: Chose what?
The Doctor: This planet! I let you choose and you chose mushrooms.
River: How thoughtful.
The Doctor: Yes, I always am. Well, let's see if the weather is fine.
River: Is your favorite word 'denied'?
The Doctor: Nah. It's 'geronimo'.
River: I like your name.
The Doctor: You'd know that, huh?
River: No, I don't.
The Doctor: Not yet, anyway. Spoilers!
River: What do you want to talk about?
The Doctor: Nothing! I just want to explore! *runs out of the TARDIS*.