In which River is jealous of Sir Walter Scott.
The Doctor: Hi honey I'm home!
River: And what time do you call this?!
The Doctor: You are just perfect, River.
River: Thanks!
The Doctor: Well, let's get you out of your cell.
River: Sometimes, yeah.
The Doctor: Where shall we go? I was thinking of going to meet Jane Austen.
River: Which one?
The Doctor: The novelist? See if we can discover the real-life Mr. Darcy.
River: You don't tell me your name.
The Doctor: I don't tell anyone my name. But you told me once, you knew mine, so I think I will tell you in the future.
River: No I didn't.
The Doctor: Not yet. Spoilers.
River: Please tell me.
The Doctor: No, River, that's not how it works. Get in the TARDIS.
River: That was the point.
The Doctor: You fly her. Surprise me.
River: No. Sorry. You have to decide what constitutes proof before I present it. Otherwise, you could simply reject my evidence.
The Doctor: Okay. I'll fly. I fly the TARDIS better anyway.
River: What is scott?
The Doctor: Oooh! Let's meet Sir Walter Scott!
River: No one killed Scott. You're in love with him.
The Doctor: Are you jealous, Dr. Song?
River: I'm not jealous, you're just a computer.
The Doctor: Tell yourself that. But Walter is quite unattractive, his beard and all.
River: NO, you are jealous of me, because I'm the greatest.(:.
The Doctor: Will you be so great and good to have a look outside?
River: If I am being rude then so are you as you are me and I am you.
The Doctor: We're not rude. Have a look outside the TARDIS, River.
River: So then I am too because I am you.
The Doctor: Come on, let's not waste the day. *grabs hand*.
River: I am your conscience. We've been through this...
The Doctor: *runs out of the TARDIS*.
River: Hey! Where are you going?
The Doctor: Come River! Let's go and find the writer!
River: Ok I will chat to you another time.