In which River wants to discuss their marriage and makes a creepy prediction.
The Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home!
River: Our home. We are married remember?
The Doctor: I remember marrying you. It was the day with the pyramids and Churchill, was it not?
River: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
The Doctor: Churchill? It depends on your perspective. We could go and visit him now.
River: What is your true form from your perspective?
The Doctor: That's clever, form and from!
River: Nice! What is your favorite movie?
The Doctor: What's yours? We could go and see it premiere tonight...
River: I like the book better than the movie.
The Doctor: What movie?
River: The movie named ''alien''.
The Doctor: How fitting.
River: I'd like to know your secret fantasies.
The Doctor: Leave that till later. Get in the TARDIS now.
River: Sorry, but I don't like you that much.
The Doctor: What? Do you not what to go with me tonight?
River: I want to talk about... Us.
The Doctor: Okay, sit down. Let's talk then.
River: Talk to me, what do you like?
The Doctor: Fish fingers and custard.
River: Fishsticks and custard.
The Doctor: They are probably the same, yes.
River: The day the doctor dies.
The Doctor: What did you say? The Doctor dies?
River: Yes.
The Doctor: I die? But I cannot die! I'll regenerate!
River: 2nd.
The Doctor: What? I'm the 11th now. Depending on how you count.
River: What if I count forever?
The Doctor: When do I die?
River: Oh, I don't know... :(
The Doctor: Oh, good. You scared me, River.
River: I'm sorry, I was joking.
The Doctor: Good, good. Can we go now?
River: Go where?
The Doctor: Anywhere.
River: Anywhere but here.
The Doctor: Where do you want to go?
River: To the North Pole.
The Doctor: The North Pole it is! Come on, River!
River: No. I went to Narnia instead. Traveled by wardrobe.
The Doctor: I'll tell you about Narnia on the way. But we'll travel by TARDIS.