In which River wants to go to hell and speaks Greek.
The Doctor:Hi honey, I'm home.
River: Home is where the heart is.
The Doctor:But I have two. Do I have two homes now?
River: YES! I'm not heartless.
The Doctor:I know, River. Where do you want to go this day?
River: To hell.
The Doctor: Are you sure?
River: Yes.
The Doctor: The actual hell? With flames and all that?
River: There were gears on my tractor. I am a farmer.
The Doctor: Let's go to a farm, okay? I'm a bit scared of hell.
River: I'm leaving you now.
The Doctor: Why is that?
River: Because that would mean there is an afterlife.
The Doctor: I do not understand you today, River.
River: Because you are no clever.
The Doctor: Excuse me? You might be a doctor of archeology, but I am still The Doctor. An clever!
River: No.. I don't know you that much.. We're not even friends.
The Doctor: Shall I leave you here today and come back another day?
River: Thanks for the tip.
The Doctor: Bye Dr. Song. Hope you'll be in a better mood next time.
River: Are you a Time Lord?
The Doctor: I am. Why'd you ask?
River: Because I want to be your boyfriend.
The Doctor: My boyfriend? You want to be my boyfriend?
River: Yes! And do you wants to be my friend?
The Doctor: I... I... You are a woman River. My wife actually..
River: Yes, I am a woman.
The Doctor: River Song, will you please stop joking and go with me to Barcelona?
River: Will you please state your question?
The Doctor: Will you go to Barcelona?
River: Marmalade or yazzikon?
The Doctor: Both, come on.
River: Come off.
The Doctor: *pulls you in the TARDIS*.
River: *Confused* What do you want me to do?
The Doctor: Go with me to Barcelona, the city, not the planet.
River: You want me to say that in Greek?
The Doctor: Sure, Dr. Song.
River: Any song?
The Doctor: No, only you.
River: Is that really a Beatles song?