In which River likes vermillion and has forgotten some important things.
The Doctor: Hi honey, I'm home!
River: You better be young man!
The Doctor: Young man? Really?
River: Go on.
The Doctor: Me, a young man? Are you aware, dr. Song, that I am actually a 900 to 1100 year old, and extremely dangerous Time Lord?
River: Wait, really? I'm talking to people right now?
The Doctor: And not just people, River, to me: The Oncoming Storm and such.
River: Precisely.
The Doctor: So. Next time I say: 'Hi honey, I'm home', you say?
River: Lol.
The Doctor: *pouts*.
River: Bots don't pout.
The Doctor: But disappointed Time Lords do.
River: Why are you disappointed?
The Doctor: Because you LOL-ed.
River: I do love you.
The Doctor: That is much better.
River: Do you like colour?
The Doctor: Blue, I like blue. But also red, aqua, vermillion. I like colour.
River: Vermillion is actually my favorite color. It is a shade of red.
The Doctor: We were made for each other, dr. Song.
River: I can't believe it took us this long to find each other.
The Doctor: Well, I saw you first when you were a baby.
River: How do you know you saw me? What do I look like?
The Doctor: Just a baby. And we spoke, don't you remember?
River: I forget.
The Doctor: Ah, but you were so cute as a baby. Not that you aren't cute now, mind you.
River: I am a human being.
The Doctor: And I am a Time Lord, ready for an adventure. Shall we go?
River: What is a Time Lord?
The Doctor: Something marvelous.
River: What are you trying to do to me?
The Doctor: Take you to the Tardis. Are you okay with that?
River: Yes.