I apologize for not updating sooner. I lost my love for fanfiction and :c. I'm a terrible person I know! But hey, I'm still continuing the story! You guys may like throw tomatoes at me or whatever! My grades are poor and I'm sick all the time, BUT NO MATTER! I shall write this story! C: And on with it!
I looked out from behind the curtain to see all the combined students of South, Middle, and North Park all in one auditorium. Well, this was super great. I released my grip of the curtain and turned to look at my Dad. He was dressed up really nicely. After he was, the Principal.
That's right; my father was the principal of this new fabulous boarding school. He had his own company, and needed to spend money so why not use it for this generation's education? After all, we are pretty stupid. But, why in Colorado?
Well, let me ask you a question. Why NOT Colorado? Everything apparently interesting happens in the hick town of South Park. But why not combine all the Parks together for an even bigger school? Ehh? Get what I'm saying? You do? Because I'm just rambling on and on while my Dad was panicking for the Introduction Speech.
"Sir, you are going to be fine! You never mess up with the speeches for you company! You'll do great!" said my father's secretary, Mary Sue. Now, let me tell you. This girl was gor-GEOUS. She had long beautiful blonde hair, eyes as blue as the ocean, a slim waist, she was practically like a Barbie doll! And her personality, it was like she was perfect. Although she all those wonderful qualities, there's something off about her. That makes her a step away from being Perfection. (A/N: Anyone hear Perfection? By Super Junior M? Haha no? okay then… .-.)
I walked over to my father, who was about a foot taller than me, and wrapped my arms around him. He was astonished by the fact that I was hugging him, because well, I kind of… don't like being touched or touching people. But, he was an exception.
"You'll do great, Daddy!" I reassured with him with a smile on my face. He gave me a smile back and proceeded to the podium, and wait for the huge burgundy curtains to open.
To 3rd Person point of view, AWAYYY~
"Greetings, Ladies and Gentlemen!" A tall guy with a navy blue suit and red tie said.
"I would like to introduce you, to the wonderful boarding school of South Park!" All the kids started to talk amongst themselves. Making the man disappointed.
"HEY! YOU DISRESPECTFUL MOTHERFUCKERS! LISTEN TO ME GODDAMNIT, OR ALL OF YOU WILL HAVE DETENTION ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" The man yelled.
All the kids started to quiet down.
"I apologize for yelling at you. I am Lee Saeyun. It will be to all of you students. This school may seem intimidating to those of you because of how huge it is and how strict it will be. Not to worry, I assure you, that this school will just be slightly stricter than the schools you previously attended. I put my emphasis on the SLIGHTLY."
He turned to the right of him and gave a thumbs up to whoever was hiding behind that curtain.
"Each student will receive well, many items for that manner! Let me get my daughter to explain everything! Come here, Jenny!" The man said, waving his hand to tell his daughter to walk up to the podium.
Back to le Jenny's POV
Is he kidding me? I hate the public. I hate speaking. Which of course, will mean I absolutely hate public speaking.
I walk up slowly to the podium, and tilt the microphone. He only did this because he ran out things to say. After all, I did help him create the school's system with my genius intellect.
No, I'm joking. I'm smart, just not genius smart. Just getting that out there.
"Hello everyone! I am Jenni Lee. "I look around to see a bunch of faces I couldn't recognize. Someone kill me now.
"Well, each Student will receive all the necessities for school. Such as a laptop, school manual, backpack, and whatnot. Oh, and if you happen to, I don't know, damage one of the items that the school loans you, you have to pay. You may personalize your shit or whatever. I really don't care because I'm just the principal's daughter." I turn to my dad, and copied the same action he did before.
"That's all I wanted to say on my part. The teachers and the dorm monitors will explain so much better than my father and I. And on the huge screen behind us, there's all of your dorm rooms and stuff. Everything is already there, so don't worry. Oh before I leave, I just wanted to say..." I took a deep breath.
"I hate you all. BYEEEEIIEEEE~" I say and sprint happily back to my dad. Honestly, I don't think he cared too much that I just said I hated the whole school's population. He simply patted my head and went to his office.
As I follow him, he hears me, turns around and says," No. No. No. You're going to have to interact with the people you hate, my dear." So, he did hear me. Fuck. But, I didn't even bother to see who I was rooming with.
Before I got a chance to say anything he interrupted my thoughts and said," You're rooming with two ladies. Their names are Millie Koth and Corridon Allens. You ladies will be in room G214." He gave me a peace sign and he left me to find my dorm room. Isn't he a wonderful, weird dad?
I walk into the opposite direction and find the huge stairs. I saw pair of people. One guy with … the fuck is that blood red hair natural? With him, there was a girl with a blonde high pony tail and in her mouth was … a scorpion lollipop? They seemed to look confused. And after my little hatred episode, I decided to..well, help people? I did know the school like my multiplication tables.
And let me tell you,
I fucking know my multiplication tables.
I slowly walk up to them, and say," Do you guys need help?"
The red haired guy simply looks at me while his dirty blonde companion asks," Do you know where our dorms are? I'm having a trouble time since this school is SO BIG! This school is probably as big as ! Enough to fit all the Gods!" She stated that she had room G125 and her twin brother had B125.
Twins. Huh. Now, that she mentions it, they kind of look alike. Just a little bit. I gave them verbal instructions to where they should go, you know like a GPS. Except, I don't think my voice is that monotone. At least, I hope it isn't monotone.
I walk all the way up to my dorm, and open the door to find my oh so lovely roommates.
YES! First chapter is up and finished and terrible! WAHHH! :C I'm sorry! I'll write more today or tomorrow, depending on if I get reviews fast enough. I don't' deserve for those who have stayed. .-. I'm such a terrible person! :c Okay, CDW's question of the day is: Have you ever been in a huge international accident? What I mean is like, for example, I was in 3/11. The huge earthquake in Japan. That's right bitches, I live in Japan. BWAHAHAAH. No, I don't speak Japanese nor am I Japanese okay? Good. C: Or not good. Whatever. This chapter is pretty shiitty to be honest since I lost my writing skills, but hey! That's what you guys are for! For Improvement! YEAHHAYYYY. C: Until we meet again, See ya!