Chapter three. Reviews are nice too *hint hint, wink wink*
Twenty minutes before The Doctor and Rose landed in Cardiff...
"Good morning!" Rose said with a grin on her face when she saw her beautiful children come into the kitchen.
She held her arms out wide for her teenagers to hug her. They both hugged her too, grinning like their father.
"Happy birthday Theta and Andy." she stated.
"Thank-you mum." They said together.
"Where's dad?" Andy asked.
"At the console, like usual." Rose replied. "He's waiting for you."
Theta kissed Rose on the cheek and so did Andy before they raced to the console room. Andy won by a millimeter.
"I won!" she declared hands high in the air. "Dad!"
The Doctor looked up from the monitor and grinned. He held his arms wide as his daughter wrapped her arms around his middle. He hugged her tightly back for a moment before they both let go and he hugged his son.
"Happy birthday you two!" he said cheerily. He reached deep into his bigger on the inside pockets and pulled out two bananas. "Here, have a banana!"
They took them greatfully and sat on the captain's chair to eat. They were almost finished when Rose came into the console room.
"Are you ready for your birthday gift?" she asked them.
"I thought these were our gifts." Andy said, completely serious.
Theta swallowed his last piece of banana. "I'm fine with this." he agreed.
"No, no." Rose insisted. "A better gift."
"Maybe not!" The Doctor announced awkwardly.
Andy had finished her banana and looked over at her father. He looked worried and almost scared. She got up and walked to the monitor where he was looking.
"What is it?" she asked.
Theta joined her as The Doctor went to press a few buttons trying to fix the problem. He read it over quickly.
"It's just a disposal of huon particles from the heart of the TARDIS." he said looking up at his dad.
"That's why I'm worried. They'll latch themselves onto the closest living thing, and it has been for at least thirty seconds. Right where you two are standing." he explained holding the back of his neck.
"And that's bad, yeah?" Rose asked
"Well, it's debatable." he started. In about a minute, at ten fifty, the TARDIS is going to reconize the problem and try to dispose of it. Meaning you two will be transported as far as possible from here."
"Oh. That's just wonderful, dad" Andy said sarcasticly.
"I don't need your cheek." he told her pointing a finger "Once you're gone, we can track you down so no worries there, but we just don't know where you're going to end up."
"So what was our surpise since it'll take hours to fix this?" Theta asked with a shrug.
"We were taking you to see Jack, Donna and Adam." Rose said.
"How brilliant!" Andy grinned.
The clock turned ten fifty and the twins teleported out of the TARDIS.
It felt that their stomachs were going to come out of their mouths. It happened so fast that as soon as they realized they left, they stumbled onto white tiled floor. Andy managed to fall down completely.
"Are you okay?" Theta asked her. He held out his hand which she accepted greatfully.
Andy got to her feet and they both looked around. They were in a big kitchen with a small table in the corner and by the sink a woman who looked in her early fifties and blonde hair with dark eye make-up was standing with a dish in her hand, mouth open and everything.
"Oh hello." Andy said with a charming smile.
"Who the hell are you!" She demanded.
"Andromeda and Theta." she greeted. "And you?"
"Andy," Theta said to get his sister's attention. She looked over to him. "That's the woman on Mum's nightstand." Andy looked from her brother to the woman standing in front of them wide eyed with realization.
"Why am I on your mother's night stand!" She demanded setting her dish down and walking around the counter to look more intimidating. Her hands were on her hips and she looked extremely crossed.
Two males ran into the room then. One roughly the same age as the woman and the other looking around his late teens.
"Jacks what happened?" the older man asked. He saw Theta and Andy standing there. "Who are you?"
"Oh this is not good at all!" Theta announced. "This is beyond terrible!"