AN: I DONT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT STEFFIE AND MEREDILLA AND THE SHARK.

So", Steffie began smilingly.

"So" replied Kili.

They were sitting upstars. They were in one of the little bedrooms and sitting on the bink bedsheet.

"I have a secret."

"What is it?" Replied Kili with a grin.

"I'm not from around here." replied Steffie.

"Where are you from?"

"Earth."

Oh." replied Kili. "That's nice, I think. What's it like."

"It's cool, we have cell phones and One Direction."

"Who's One Direction?" replied Kili.

"A boy band. They're all soooo cute! But not as cute as you." Steffie whispered teasingly.

"Kili laughed "I really like you Steffie."

Steffie gasped and replied "That's great, because I like you too. Alot. You know."

Klili smiled and Stefanie leaned in for a kiss. They kissed for almost thirty seconds. Then it got even better. (AN: Wink!)

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"Everyone seems relatively normal." Fili commented as the dwarfs laughed and ate.

"All except Bilbo. Shouldn't he be a bit more upset at so many people in his house?" Meredilla replied, munching her apple. Fili shrugged.

"Perhaps he's a people person."

"I love company!" Bellbo exclaimed cheerily as he passed. "Feel free to blunt all the nives!"

"Ooh, do you hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the nives!" Hat dwarf exclaimed.

Fili grinned at that and launced in to a full-blown song number.

Blunt the nives and bend the forks!

Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

The rest of the dwarfs began singing along. Meredilla wondered how the hell they knew all the lyrics, but clapped her hands merrily content to just watch. She was a terrible singer.

At the end of the song Fili sat down again, looking a tiny but sad.

"What's wrong?

"I miss Kili. He would have loved that."

"It's not like he's dead! Go get hi- Oh wait, he's with my sister. Nevermind."

"So anyway, you want to kill yoursister. How?"

"I have an idea." Meredilla replied quietly, so no one else would overhear their evilness. "Poison. We put something in her food that will make her drop."

"Drop?"

"Drop dead, I mean. Just like she tells me to do all the time!" Meredilla added cheerfully.

"Gool idea. I'll get something from Oin." Fili replied.

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Steffie walked downstairs with Kili. "That was fun!" She exclaimed

Meredilla ran up to Steffie. Steffie sensed an undertone of evil in her sister."Steffie, you missed the musical number."

"Oh." Steffie sighed sadly.

"We got you a cake from Bilbo." Meredilla held a little pastry out to Steffie. "Sweet, thanks Mere!" Steffie kissed her sister's head and took the cake.

"Steffie!" the dwarves called happily. "Sing us a song, Steffie!" POri asked.

"Okay." Steffie grinned, shoving the cake back at her sister. She finally would get to preform like she so loved doing!

"Here, use the table." Hat dwarf and the fat one helped her up on to the table and steffie grinned, playing with her blonde hair.

"Okay, I'll sing Call Me Maybe. It's my favorite." Meredilla and Fili sat on the couch, Meredilla dry-sobbing and Fili with his head in his arms.

Steffie began walking up and down the table like a runaway, singing in her beautiful voice. Fili stuck his head up when he heard her voice. His eyes glazed over and he walked slowly over to the table to join the other swarfs. "Fili?" Meredilla asked, but she was ignored.

I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell, I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.

I trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss, I wasn't looking for this, and now you're in my way.

She stared directly at Kili.

"Your stare was holding, ripped jeans, skin was showing, hot night, wind was blowing, where you think you're going-"

She bent down so her face was an inch away from kili's.

"Baby?"

She stood back up and started dancing. and singing the chorus. After the first chorus, the other dwarfs actually began singing and dancing along. Bombur actually jumped up on the table and danced with her.

Fili and Kili stood together, jumping to the music. Oin fistpumped while gloin who didn't want to dance, stared at him like he was nuts. Meredilla punched a pillow angrily. She was ignored.

At the last Call me maybe, Steffie dove into Kili's arms, and they kissed again.