Here is the second one. I'd say these'll be once a week things, and I'm pretty sure I can stick to that seeing as they're like 50 words long. I already have a lot of them done, I'm just pacing myself.
Dear Writers of Victorious
I am a calm, collected and overall level headed guy. Sure, I have arguments with Jade (whom I love dearly) but the way you guys make it out to be, we're fighting ALL THE TIME. We're not. Do you think we'd have gotten back together if we were? I do not try to rape anything with breasts and a vagina whenever we do break up, I don't try to sleep with ROBBIE of all people, and as much as it may surprise you, I am in fact, not a robot.
Signed Beck
Yeah, I don't hate Beck. I don't love him either, but I don't see why a majority of people, especially Jorians, hate him so much. I know he's a bit emotionless at times, but he's really not as bad as people make him seem.