Annnnd here comes Cat! Screw the weekly thing, I'm publishing these when I damn well feel like it. This is a lot shorter than the other two and than the rest will be, because I really don't have a lot to say in Cat's defense.
Dear Writers of Victorious
Okay, I'd just like to say that I don't carry stuffed animals around with me. That was ONE time. There's also this thing, where people make me say stuff about my brother that has nothing to do with anything. Whenever I tell you guys about my brother for real, it has you know, even a teeny-weeny bit to do with the subject. And I'm not like, into BDSM or whatever, so can you guys, stop please?
Signed Cat