Whoop! It's Jade. I really hope I got her character down since she's my favorite -.-


Dear Writers of Victorious

Alright losers, listen up. Before I say anything else, I wanna clear up that I I don't constantly refer to Vega as, well, Vega. There are plenty of times I've called her Tori, alright? I'm also not secretly in love with her, so get that out of your head. I'm not a sex-addict, so stop saying I drag everyone into that shitty little closet to come down on them, and when in the hell have I ever referred to Cat as 'Kitty'? Please remind me, I'd love to know.

Signed Jade


I liked doing this one. Even as a Jori shipper I find stories from Jade's p.o.v about how scared she is to tell Tori her feelings and this angsty crap goes on for like half the freaking story so annoying. Like, I'm sure the first one or two fics like that were okay, but seriously guys. We need fresh ideas. By the way, if you're anything like I am, I'd recommend Animals and Prizes by Alsike. It's great because Jade keeps her bitchy attitude throughout. Beware though, there's a reason it's M rated.

Review and tell me who you'd like done next!