#21: Mischief
Full Name: Chiba Mamoru
Address: Azabu Heights, Apartment #2B, 17-8-3 Azabu, Minato-ku, Tokyo
Telephone Number: (03)-4267-6468
Are you of legal age to work: Yes, unless in presence of one Tsukino Usagi. Under these circumstances, behavior pinponts age at around 7 years
Hours willing to work: Any before/after-school hours that do not interfere with a) collision with Usagi in the morning b) afternoon argument(s) with said girl c) evening hours spent pining away for Usagi
Desired Position: Most will do--in front of, behind, underneath (favorite), or beside Usagi...Oh, that of waiter as well
Current Status: Out-of-work college student with only responsible, handsome best friend, a quarrelsome Usagi, and trashed love letters (no prizes for guessing the would-be recipient) for company
NOTE: A.K.A. Mamoru-baka, Jerkwad, etc.
"And that's just page one." Grin.
"...Motoki?"
"Yes?"
"What. Is. This."
"Well, you've been busy lately so I decided to fill the application out for you."
"I even made a copy for you to give to Usagi-chan."
"Mamoru?"
"Would you prefer death by coffee mug or wadded paper?"
So that's that. Hope you liked it. Anyone like to try to decode Mamoru's phone number? Oh yes, there's a message there...